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Sunshine Cleaning
Attention all fellow deer!
If you find deer feed
in the middle of the forest,
be a bit suspicious.
'Morning, sir.
How are you doing?
Good.
I'm looking for a 20-gauge,
maybe a Coach
or a Western Competition Special
Yeah, I think I have
just what you need.
- Try this one on for size.
- Thank you.
- Man:
Hey, Cliff.- Yeah?
The 12-gauge and 20-gauge shotgun
shells should be here by Thursday.
Make it Tuesday
with the 454 Casull.
I can see you
In the summertime
Throwing caution to the wind
As you reach and touch the sky
I can see you...
Hi.
It's a real rager, huh?
You're a long-forgotten truth
In the twilight of my day...
Norah.
Norah!
What?
Norah, the restaurant's on the phone.
You're supposed to be at work.
I'm sleeping, Dad.
Who carries you among the clouds
Keep your eyes wide
As you cross the universe
Put your future in a box...
Hurry up.
Whoa.
- You're fired.
- I just-
I can see you
In the summertime
On the shoulders
Of a giant
As you reach and touch the sky
And I wish
I could see you one more time
You are the cure for it.
All right, it was a 12-gauge?
A 20-gauge.
So it was a Coach gun?
You were behind the counter?
Sir, here's your contract.
a real pain in the ass.
And he had a shell in his pocket
when he came in here.
Inside his jacket.
- He brought his own ammo?
- Then he was up there.
The guy scattered all over this place,
and every blob of him a biohazard.
Hey, Carl, he's over here
in Fishing too.
Yeah, a real pain in the ass.
All right, thanks.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you, gentlemen.
All right, we're wrapping it up.
Three grand just to wipe the a**hole
up off the floor.
Hey, you can handle this report
tonight, can't you?
Is it a blonde thing
or a brunette thing?
You are strong.
You are powerful.
You can do anything.
You are a winner.
- Ooh. Hey.
- Aunt Norah's here.
Finally. Thank you.
I'm gonna be so late for class.
Crunchy Corn, Crunchy Corn,
- Hey.
- Sorry.
Mm!
Guys, don't eat too much of that.
He's gonna be hyper all night,
you realize that?
Yes. Yes, I do.
All right. How do I look?
- Oscar:
Good.- Yeah?
I'm kidding.
I love you.
And don't tell him any more
Lobster Man stories.
He had nightmares all week.
Okay, just use some
common sense, okay?
Okay. "Thank you so much."
You're welcome.
This is how it goes.
Snap.
Snap, drag.
Snap. Snap, drag.
And the thing is that he knows
that Lobster Man
is out there somewhere,
and he's totally screwed
'cause his tongue
is stuck to the mailbox.
Well, then why did he lick
the mailbox?
Because he has OCD
and is obsessed with
licking mailboxes.
Well, then why wasn't he
in school?
Are you gonna let me tell the story
or are you gonna drive me crazy?
Well, maybe he didn't go to school
because he had the ACD.
Sorry.
You should hear the way he goes on
about his lean body mass
weight index bullshit. God.
When was the last time
you even played basketball, Mac?
a peg or two.
I'm sure you pulling your groin muscle
really impressed him.
to your sister.
Oh, yeah, Norah and a cop-
that's a good idea.
Hey, you know, I was working
a scene today
where this guy offed himself
So they brought this
cleaning crew in, right?
You would not believe
how much they charge for that sh*t.
With the body there?
No, the body's gone.
It's just blood and stuff.
That's gross.
Yeah, well, if you ask me,
it's a racket.
You ought to get into that.
Do you think that's all I can do,
is clean up other people's sh*t?
Come here.
Come here.
You know that's not what I think.
- Will there be anything else?
- Yes, please.
- Yes, sir.
- A cup of coffee and your name.
Oh, forgive me.
I forgot my nametag.
Customer:
Yeah, I noticed.- Waitress:
It's Emma Jean.- Emma Jean, I'm Stan.
Nice to meet you, Stan.
Hey.
I thought your class got over at 9:30.
Why isn't he in bed?
He said he was scared.
I think he was faking it, though.
Here.
No, don't.
- Take it. It's $10.
- No.
I know you need it.
Dad told me about you getting fired.
Great.
What happened?
You know what, Norah?
When you're gonna grow up
and start taking responsibility
and start taking some pride...
Rose, you love it
when I f*** up, okay?
Me screwing up
gives you the hugest woody.
Shh.
Take the money.
Please.
There was a diner scene earlier,
with a waitress.
Any pie?
Completely pie-free.
Hi.
Excuse me, we're all finished.
Because it's our first visit,
we did the blinds and the appliances,
but we're gonna alternate those
weekly in the future.
- And nobody mentioned-
- Rose?
Rose Lorkowski.
Yeah.
Paula Datzman,
cheerleading squad, junior year.
Paula Datzman, hi.
Wow. How are you?
Great.
Well, I'm Paula Datzman-Mead now.
- Oh, congratulations.
- Thanks.
We're expecting our second
in a couple of months.
God, you know, I was always
so envious of you-
head cheerleader,
dating the quarterback.
Did you and Mac
end up getting married?
No. No, you know,
I heard that he married
Heather Volkmann.
- Here, let me get your information.
- Okay.
And I'll send you an invite
to the baby shower.
Fantastic. Great.
It'll be like a big reunion.
The whole gang from high school
is gonna be there.
Yeah?
So what are you doing now?
I just got my real estate license.
Real estate?
Yeah, this is just a temporary thing
until I phase over into real estate
full time.
You're kidding. I'm in real estate
with Long & Foster.
Really?
Who are you with?
Me? I haven't decided yet.
Maybe I'll check out Long & Foster.
They look nice.
Come on.
Sh*t.
Hello.
- Hello, Miss Lorkowski?
- Yeah.
This is Mrs. Pierce
from Sandy Elementary School.
- Oscar's in trouble again.
- Okay.
His teacher and the principal
are in conference,
and they really want to meet
with you immediately.
It's not just this incident.
There have been
several episodes during the last year
where Oscar has engaged
in disruptive behavior.
There was the incident
in the gym class.
I paid the damages for that.
And the time when he locked
Jeremy Johnston in the-
Okay okay.
What did he do this time?
Now it's licking.
First it was the pencil sharpener
and then the aquarium.
It's unsanitary and it's disturbing
to the other children.
We feel that Oscar might benefit
from an environment
where he could receive
more specialized attention.
What does that mean,
"specialized attention"?
He licked my leg.
In situations like this...
...we generally recommend medication.
- I'm not doing that.
Actually, it's not so much
a recommendation as it is a requirement.
There are many drugs
that are very effective
with very few side effects.
We all feel that this is the best
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