Teacher's Pet Page #6
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Well, I...|Just catching up on a little reading.
"The Mind in a Primitive Environment. "
"Symptoms and Syndromes"?
Yeah, like Burns and Allen.
"The Effects of Frustration|on the American Woman. "
That is the story of my life.|That I gotta read.
"Formulation and"... What does|this guy do, write in double talk?
Must haVe taken him a good 60 years|to write all this stuff.
Yeah!
With no time off|for bad behaViour.
The old boy must be about ready|to retire on his pension.
Hey, wait a minute.|Here's a picture of the guy.
Brother!
What is this?
Doesn't anyone do any work|around this joint any more?
- I'll read it during lunch.|- Mr. Gannon?
- Yeah?|- I was wondering if...
Roy said it was all right with him|if it was all right with you...
that I could try writing a few obituaries.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
And here's a great one to start on:|Dr. Hugo Pine.
How did he die?
I haVen't decided yet.
What's a fiVe-letter word|for New Zealand parrot?
I know I don't haVe|an appointment with her...
but I just want to see her|for a few minutes.
She's reading the rest of your story.|She'll see you when she's done.
I want to see her about something|else. It won't take more than-
- Sorry.|- Come in.
Mr. Gallagher, I'm so excited|about this piece.
- Thanks.|- It's a brilliant job.
I'Ve just been comparing it|with these other stories and...
Well, you don't know what it means|for a teacher to find someone like you.
It wasn't so good.|Awfully long, I thought.
And I'd loVe to sit here with you|and work on-
Okay, let's.|Do you mind if I take my coat-
No, I'm sorry I haVe a dinner|appointment. It's a friend's birthday.
As a matter of fact, I'm late already.|But before you go...
- I want you to make me a promise.|- What's that?
That you'll giVe up|the wallpaper business...
and really make a stab at reporting.
- No, I don't think-|- I'll help you in eVery way that I can.
Mr. Gallagher, I'Ve neVer before asked|a night class student to do this.
I'm so sure about you.
These pieces you wrote|are good enough to be printed...
- in any paper in this town.|- Before I take a step like that...
shouldn't I should prepare myself|a little more?
I didn't mean tomorrow.
- Take some other subjects?|- Of course.
- English. History is Valuable.|- What about Psychology?
Excellent.
Any particular class or teacher?
It's a little late for this semester,|but Dr. Pine is here at the UniVersity.
He's one of the most eminent men|in the country.
No, I don't get along with|eggheads like that.
Not Hugo.|Hugo?
Dr. Pine.
He's a delightful, unassuming,|wonderful person.
Yeah.
As a matter of fact,|he's the one I'm haVing dinner with.
I'll mention it to him.
I'm sure there's something|that he could suggest.
No doubt.|But you do think that...
someday you really might consider|giVing up what you'Ve been doing?
Someday? I'm giVing it up right now.
I can see I'Ve been wasting my time.
Mr. Gallagher, I'm delighted.
Let's shake on it.
Mr. Gallagher!
So long, Professor.
Cigars? Cigarettes?
What kind would you like, sir?
These days a girl's gotta know|all about deductibles, capital gainses...
things like that, or she can wind up|working for the goVernment.
What do you think?
- What?|- NeVer mind.
You'Ve been thinking enough today.
Someone you know?
Slightly.
Who's the character with her?
He's dreamy. Must be from Hollywood.
He's a psychologist.
No kidding!
Well, what do you know?
It just shows you, you can't tell by looks.
Jim-zee, what's a psychologist?
A guy who giVes all kinds of adVice|about things he knows nothing about.
So he's got more degrees|than a thermometer.
So he speaks seVen languages.|So he's read eVery book.
So what?
The important thing is|he's had no experience.
He didn't start at the bottom|and work up.
That's the only way you can learn.
You're so right, Jim-zee. Take me.
Where would I be if I just read books?
I gotta go get undressed.
Coming oVer after?
Talk to him about|anything but psychology...
and I bet you he's a dead pigeon.
Don't get mad at me.
I'Ve got plenty of experience.
That's what I like about you.
Coming oVer after?
You got a date.
Just thought I'd drop by and say,|"Happy Birthday".
Mr. Gallagher, how thoughtful of you.|This is Dr. Pine.
- How do you do?|- How do you do?
He's the star pupil|I was telling you about.
- Yes.|- He's Very adVanced.
Won't you join us for a drink?
Don't mind if I do. Scotch.
- Erica?|- Nothing, thanks. I'm doing just fine.
- Waiter.|- Yes, sir?
Two scotches.
- Where's your friend?|- Who?
You mean Miss DeFore? She had to|go backstage. She sings here.
She's Very pretty.
- Very talented, too.|- I'm sure.
Really a delightful, unassuming,|wonderful person.
Congratulations on|Symptoms and Syndromes.
- That ought to sweep the country.|- HaVe you read it?
Hasn't eVeryone?|I doubt it.
I haVen't been able to|get through it myself.
Miss Stone mentioned that you|might be interested...
in taking|an elementary psychology course.
No, I changed my mind.|Just a waste of time.
I agree with you.|Those lectures can be mighty dull.
I know. I giVe them.
I could suggest|a course of reading for you.
GiVe you twice as much in half the time.|And it'd be a pleasure for you.
There wouldn't be a single book|written by me.
Cigars? Cigarettes?
- Cheers!|- Cheers.
Cheers.
Cigars?
Then he spears this hot line driVe,|runs oVer and touches second...
then diVes oVer|and tags the runner sliding in.
It was in 1921.
The only unassisted triple play|in World Series history.
- His name was Bill...|- Wambsganss.
Yeah.
Wasn't that the 1920 Series?
'21.
No, it was the '20 Series,|now that I think of it.
I remember reading about it.|CleVeland against the Dodgers.
The Indians took fiVe games.
That year they first played|a fiVe out of nine game series.
They did it again in '21,|but the following year they went back...
to best four out of seVen.|Waiter! Round.
We were on the bridge.|The Admiral and I looked off...
and there was a kamikaze|headed straight for the Enterprise...
coming in low-|Isn't that a coincidence!
I was on the Enterprise at the time.
What a day. What a day that was.
I remember I was topside|at that particular moment.
- I was on duty at the time-|- Would you like to dance?
Of course. Just go right ahead.
It's the Mambo.
What's the matter?|It's a bit crowded.
It doesn't look too dangerous.|Where's your sense of adVenture?
If you'll excuse us.
Looks like they're getting ready|to start the floor show.
- Yeah, good.|- Cheers.
- Same table?|- Triples yet.
- Where's he putting them?|- Where are we going to put him?
Try it. It's Very simple.
How about you, sir?
Well, I'll try.
That was a Watutsi tribal rhythm.|It's played at Victory celebrations.
To the Watutsis.
Now a little change|from the Afro-Cuban rhythm.
Ladies and gentlemen,|the gal who inVented rock 'n' roll...
Miss Peggy DeFore!
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