Teacher's Pet Page #8
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The recipe was giVen to me|by an anthropologist. It's...
a mixture used by a tribe of cannibals|in the Melanesian Islands.
They drink this brew|wheneVer they eat a poisoned enemy.
Of course, it really should|be made with a lizard egg.
But you can't haVe eVerything.
Now, what do you want?
- Well, this friend of mine-|- Please...
don't shout.
I wasn't shouting.
To my ears, at the moment,|you sound like a parade of banshees.
Well, you're an authority|on human behaViour.
I thought so until last night.
You'Ve made a study of the reactions|of indiViduals under certain conditions.
Also mice.
Well. This friend of mine...
Max Minnick...
he came to me the other day with...
a personal problem.|He wanted my adVice.
I didn't know what to tell him.
I haVe a feeling if he doesn't handle|this just right...
he's in real trouble.
You see, he met this girl...
Yeah, that's quite a problem.
I would adVise that...
Oh, there's more?
Now...
this girl knew Max only by name,|and she hated his guts.
So, in order to get anyplace,|he used a phoney name...
Max Martin.
They'Ve been getting along great...
but it can't go on like this.
What should he do?
Well, it all depends.
Is he in loVe with her,|or is this merely a transitory amour?
It started out as a sort of|a hit-and-run proposition but he didn't...
I guess you could say|he was sort of in loVe with her.
Oh, no. Max isn't the marrying kind.
Yet he didn't take adVantage of this|hit-and-run proposition.
It's therefore obVious|that Max has affection...
and a deep respect toward this lady.
Yeah, he's got that. She's just|not one of those dames, you know.
In that case, it's entirely possible...
that he might find a respectable union...
such as marriage,|not completely repugnant to him.
I neVer thought of Max as the sort that...
You might haVe a point there, Doc.
And Max might haVe more character|and probity than you giVe him credit for.
Could be.
Excuse me.
I'll get it.
What should Max do, Doc?
Under the circumstances, I would|adVise him to be completely honest...
and reVeal eVerything.
You would, huh?
If she's half the woman he thinks she is,|she'll understand and forgiVe him.
After all, the man's the same.
Only the names haVe been changed|to protect the guilty.
But he must do it right away.
Yes.
If she finds out by herself,|Max gets the axe.
All right. Thanks.
I'll tell Max.
- Goodbye, Doc.|- Goodbye, Max.
How'd you know?
Why, I'm hung-oVer, not unconscious.
But I didn't say one word|that you could...
You're forgetting last night.
I didn't say anything last night that-|But she did.
The minute I picked her up,|I knew instantly...
something new had been added.
To begin with,|she forgot to say, "Happy Birthday. "
And all she could talk about|was this unusual new student of hers.
EVery time I changed the subject,|she came right back to it.
She did?
Constantly, Mr. Gallagher, or Minnick,|or Martin, or whateVer your name is.
Well, my real name's Gannon.
Gannon of the insulting letter?
You know about that, too?
She showed it to me|the moment she receiVed it.
As a matter of fact, I told her|what to say to the class in reply.
So you were the one.
Say, you said|some pretty rotten things about me.
No, she didn't use my reply,|because I agreed with you.
To me, journalism is...
like a hangoVer.
You can read about it for years|but until you'Ve actually experienced it...
you haVe no conception|of what it's really like.
That's what I felt, but...
I'Ve got to admit I'm beginning to think|there's something...
to this education bit, too.
The rest of your letter, howeVer,|I found filled with...
puerility, guilt, and insecurity...
reVealing you,|psychologically speaking...
a complete mess.
Now wait a minute.
Now, it's useless for you to hit me.|I'm going to die anyway.
Just leaVe me alone|and let me expire in peace.
Goodbye, and don't slam the door.
Another thing.
Don't feel too badly|about passing out last night.
I gaVe that waiter $5|to spike your drinks.
Now I understand.
I only gaVe him $2 to spike yours.
- Jim, the Colonel's been calling you.|- All right.
- Jim, the Colonel wants to see you.|- All right.
- Jim, the Colonel's been calling you.|- I know.
Barney!
Gladys, get me-
Yeah, I know he wants me.|Get me this call first.
Miss Erica Stone, Plaza 3-5-5-9-8.
That's right.
Call the barber and tell him I'll be down|in an hour for a haircut and a manicure.
Good morning, Mr. Gannon.
Get this hat cleaned and blocked|and this thing pressed.
What's the matter?|Can't a guy get cleaned up once a year?
I'Ve got some cologne in my locker.
Yeah?
Oh, she's not?
Gladys, do me a faVour. Call the florist|and haVe him send her some roses.
He knows the address.|And put on the card:
"Pick you up at 6:30". Sign it "Jim. "
Yeah, I'm gonna|see the Colonel right now.
Send him right in.
You better cancel that luncheon|engagement. I don't think I can make it.
Glad you came right in, Jim.
I haVe someone|I want you to meet.
Her father|was an old friend of mine.
Erica, this is Jim Gannon...
the best city editor in the business,|for my money.
Jim, this is Miss Stone.|She teaches journalism, which...
makes us all related|in a way, doesn't it?
Miss Stone's come to ask|a faVour of me.
She's quite excited about|a student of hers, a fellow called...
what was that name again?
Gallagher.|Ah, yes.
It seems this Gallagher|is quite exceptional.
Miss Stone brought along some things|he wrote. Class work, you know.
Very good, she says.|I'll read them tonight.
Now then, it seems to be|generally known that you haVe some...
well, shall we say resistance|to college-trained personnel.
Miss Stone is quite aware of that.
But she feels this particular fellow|is so outstanding...
he may be just the one|to change your attitude.
Colonel...
I wonder if I could talk to Miss Stone|for a few minutes?
Why, of course.|I mean, alone.
I'd like to correct any misconceptions|she might haVe.
That's a good idea.|I'll bring her in to you in a few minutes.
We haVe a bit more catching up to do|before I giVe her up.
- But, Colonel, I-|- And thank you for your cooperation.
You know who I had a letter from today?|John Baldwin.
He was an old friend of your father's.
I remember when the three of us|went to Europe together.
That was in 1927.
Now look, Erica, before you|blow your top, I just want to...
What's the matter? Aren't you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
I just feel a little bruised...
as if I'd been kicked.
- I'm sorry, Erica, I was going-|- You don't haVe to explain, Mr. Gannon.
I'm sure to you and the boys|it was a Very funny practical joke.
You may haVe eVen bet a few dollars|that you could make...
the professor look like an idiot.
Well, you did.
Now why don't you go collect your bets|and leaVe me alone?
All right, I admit it started out|as a joke, but that didn't last long.
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