Teacher's Pet Page #5
MAN IN DISTANCE.
Slhut tlhat dog up!
Hmm. I guess it didn't work.
Oh, no, my human-eared friend?
Yes! Thank you!
I mean... awoooo!
Come on, let's go.
Thank you! Awooo!
Thank you! Awoooo!
Jeez, this could go on all day.
Lady!
Turns out she wasn't
really lost.
She was just, heh, kinda busy.
- DAD. My.
- GIRL. Olh. puppies!
How can we thank you?
Gee, I can think
of a hundred ways.
Oh, uh, I can't give you $100.
- But-
- That's OK, Leonard.
A good deed is its own reward.
You brought back five dogs!
So I'm giving you $500!
All right!
I knew you weren't
a big, fat cheapskate!
I'm sorry. Was that out loud?
- We're rich!
- We're rich!
Come on, bunky.
Let's go eat and buy pants...
and do all the stuff
you can only do...
when you're all grown up
and got $500 to burn!
# The root of all evil #
# Money, it might not
buy you love #
happiness #
# Or grow new hair
or cure your stress #
# Or get you to
# But there's a bunch of things
that money can do #
# Put a shirt on your back
and a shine on your shoe #
# When the cash shows up,
I don't say "Boo" #
# I take the money and run #
# 'Cause love can't buy
a fancy car #
# Or fill your tank #
# If you want
# 'Cause if there's one
sure thing that money can do #
# Put the pedal to the metal
when the rent comes due #
baby, don't say "Boo" #
# Just take the money
and run, oh, yeah #
# Take the money and run #
# Go, man, get your stash,
grab your cash #
# Take the money and run #
Mom, Dad, I am a prisoner
in this chamber of horrors!
with evil smells...
and moans
and ghastly shrieks!
There's lightning and thunder
Come home? No way!
I love it here!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
DR. KRANK. Ian?
How many times must I tell you
to stay off the phone?
I want to call out
for a pizza.
DENNIS. Extna anclhovies
on mine. please!
Dennis! Adele! You're back!
Where is my dog-man?
Before we answer,
could we have our pizza, Daddy?
- Go!
- Aah!
And don't call me...
Daddy!
Uhh!
would've given his dog
some pizza.
Thank God the other mosquitoes
in the swamp can't see me now.
They all laughed at me,
but did I listen?
No, I was going to be
the world's first...
insect-to-human
transformation.
Hmm! And look at me now.
Stuck in the middle-
neither fish nor fowl.
You're also not a goat.
Or a pig.
Or a bucket of marbles.
Whoa-
Ohh, please,
just squish me now.
# Hot diggity dog #
So far this has been
the greatest day of my life!
And I've only been a man
for, what, like, five hours?
Five hours?
Shoot, we promised Mom
we'd be home by 6:00.
Whoa! Was that
just this morning?
Whew! Time sure flies
when you're changing species.
- What time you got?
- Uh, a minute till 6:00.
Let's go!
Wait! We forgot
What?!
Who are you, sir?
- That.
- Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll tell ya.
I'm, uh...
Well, you certainly
look familiar.
Wait a ding-dang-doodle-doo
minute.
You're not one of
my fellow finalists...
in the Teacher of the Year
competition, are you?
Uh, why, yes. Yes I am.
Uh, I am a teacher.
And a darn good one, too...
who appreciates a fellow
darn good teacher enough...
to come all the way
down here...
to this lovely
Wentawaygo park to say...
"May the best
darn good teacher win. "
Well, isn't that kind of you?
- Honey, where's Scott?
- Uh...
And, uh, that's
Uh, to tell you that, uh...
Scott's family called, and he
had to go home after all...
and he needed
a grownup to help...
and I obviously
am a grown-up...
human man person.
Ahh! Obviously.
Ah ha ha!
Only better
than I know myself, ma'am.
You're pushing it.
Well, any friend
of the Leadreadys...
is a friend of mine.
I'm Mary Lou.
And I'm Scott.
Just like Scott Leadready.
Oh, uh, right. Heh.
Common name.
Lots of Scotts.
Scotts R Us. Heh heh.
But I'm Scott, uh...
- Manly!
- Manning!
It's a hyphenate.
Scott Manly-Manning.
Well, Mr. Manly-Manning,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
Yeah, sorry you gotta
leave so soon.
Great gettin' to know you.
Just a little...
but not too much. Bye.
Leonard! Where did you
park your manners?
Ha ha ha. After all the trouble
Mr. Manly-Manning has gone to...
the least we can do is invite
him in for a cup of coffee.
Coffee?
I've always wanted
to try coffee.
Boy, it's true what they say!
What a beverage!
Who'd believe that little
brown bean from Brazil...
could pack such mellow,
rich-roasting...
good-to-the-last-drop flavor?
By the way...
were you aware that
it was our 26th president-
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt-
who originally coined the phrase
"Good to the last drop"?
Little-known fact, but true.
Yes, I think one of my students
mentioned that once.
- You can't remember which one?
For cryin' out loud,
it's obviously-
Time for you to go now.
What a shame.
Thanks for stopping by.
See you later.
Hey! What's the hurry, junior?
I'm still on
my first cup of joe.
If you don't get outta here,
you're gonna blow it.
You're gonna say something
or do something...
blow it! Well, see ya!
MARY LOU.
Leonand Amadeus Helpenman...
we don't just put our guests out
the door like the evening trash.
Ohh, now, now, Mary Lou.
Don't be upset with Leonard.
- He's just a boy.
- Oh, come off it!
Mister, you are out of control!
Now, you go straight to your...
curtained-off section
of the Wentawaygo...
until you're ready to rejoin
polite society for dinner!
Ha ha.
Speaking of dinner,
are you hungry?
Hey! I'm always hungry.
I'm a dog... gone hungry guy.
You are so gonna blow it.
Ahh! I couldn't eat
another bite.
Care for a chocolat?
Ohh. Chocolate
is poison for dogs.
I know. Aren't we lucky
we're human?
Yes, we are!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want one?
Ahh, what can I say?
Tlhene's sometlhing about
eating unden tlhe stans...
at a table, sitting in a chair,
using a fork...
that just makes everything
taste so good.
Well, to me, it's not the food,
it's the company. Heh heh heh.
I don't know why,
but it's as if...
I've known you
for a very long time.
You'ne just so comfy
to be witlh. like an old slhoe.
Oh, I mean that in a good way.
Hey, nothin' I love more
than an old shoe. Woof!
Uh, to wear, I mean.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
You say the most unusual things.
But I like it.
Golly gosh, I wish there was
someone like you back home.
You do?
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
Well, he did drink
a lot of coffee.
Leonard!
You are gonna be so proud of me!
We can stop worrying
how I'm gonna live...
and how we're gonna
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