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that. before now. I've never taken
Siamese sadness all that seriously.
You can almost hear the typhoon
bearing down
on a defenseless seaside village
through this tortured flute solo.
The fatal deluge
is announced by birds.
The performer has taken
the trouble to put out their eyes
so they'll have a bit more soul
It's all in the details, Mary.
And now the Mexicans
a sad peak
into child-burial customs
down Mexico way.
The Mexican mama is beirg
very firm with her dead infart.
''Now. go away.'' she wails.
You are dead.
Don't sneak in at night
to nurse from my breast.
That milk is only for the living.
To Canadiar ears.
that may sound harsh.
Well, I guess dead children,
like any other kind,
have got to learn.
The Mexicans now take
their victory bath
in the Port-Huntley Pond.
For the Mexicans.
This is a first-time
full immersion in beer.
They don't seem very excited.
So far. nobody's drinking.
God!
We still got prohibition,
and they got swimming pools
full of beer up there in Canada.
Why ain't they drinkin', Ed?
Mexicans ain't used to winnin'...
not since the Alamo.
They smell a rat.
If I got that lucky,
I'd drink till I drowned.
Now, that's sad.
Look at this street.
Where am I gonna find
a patron of the arts in Winnipeg...
in the dead of winter,
in this depression?
How much do you need?
I just rented a warehouse.
to build sets, make costumes.
I got musicians, arrangers.
But I gotta put out first,
or they'll shut me down.
Maybe you should keep it simple.
America goes simple?
That's a hot one.
No, it's gotta be vulgar
and obvious... full of gimmicks.
You know, sadness,
but with sass and pizzazz.
They'll eat it up, but we gotta
hit them lots of different ways,
'cause if the judge sees
the same thing more than once,
she'll hold back those sniffles.
Please, sir, we're hungry. Do you
have any food you can give us?
No, I don't.
If you agree to drop out of this competition
and join my American team,
I'll pay your way
back home when I win.
- Really?
- Get to the brewery. Wait for me.
Damn sleepwalker.
Good night, Mother.
So, you...
manage to keep yourself
sad at all times, do you?
In my pocket is a jar.
In the jar,
preserved in my own tears,
is my son's heart.
This is the piece
that would win the contest.
''The Song is You''.
We played it for Mother.
I played it for my son
at his funeral.
That's my sadness.
One death.
Or two.
I play it every day.
First on the cylinder,
then on my cello.
There is nothing sadder.
I need this song.
But I will never
play it for money.
In fact, I want no one else
ever to hear it
until I play it again for my wife
whenever I find her.
Let's not dwell on the past so.
As for me, I will draw
on the sadness of Serbia.
The little country
Gavrillo the Great will atone
by shoving them
down Chester's throat!
I'm pulling out $25,000...
then perhaps I can afford
to look properly for my wife.
You're Canadian,
born and raised.
Until I walked down the streets
of Belgrade for the first time,
I never felt at home...
anywhere.
I finally knew who I was.
Come.
Let me show you
where I hide my heart.
How does your tapeworm
feel about burials?
Like a bride at her wedding.
A festival of worms.
and I've got a hunch
for a sad song tribute
to his financial prowess.
Let's go. We need a good spot
next to the family.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I don't believe
that all this sadness really exists.
What a delightful notion.
Well, bad things happen.
I'm not denying that. Plenty of them.
But somehow, when people
start trying to show
how they've been affected
by these bad things,
They know that, deep down,
no one really cares.
But they want people to know
they're suffering, dammit.
And others will
go along with them,
making faces,
hoping someone will notice,
so that when something awful
happens to them,
they can get some
of this fake pity for themselves.
And now Michael's daughter Agnes
will quickly sing his favorite song.
Skip, skip,
skip to my loo
Skip to my loo,
my darling
Don't fall on me!
No. Mrs. Burnjones,
I'm Chester Kent,
a producer of
musical spectaculars in New York.
I was very moved
by your daughter's performance...
we all were.
It struck me that more people
should have the chance
to hear her...
and the other sad music
that soothed your husband.
If we could mount
on international radio,
people would be reminded
of what he meant to them,
and listeners who didn't know
about this wonderful banker's
life and great spirit...
Is that for the radio contest?
No!
Wait a minute!
Maybe we could tie it in with that!
There's such
a great audience, you see.
Well, if I let my daughter sing
for you, she won't come cheap,
and you'll have to pay in advance.
Well, I'd be willing to go
as high as $1.75.
She's worth more than that!
Give a poor musician
just a whiff of American dough,
and he'll bend right over
for Uncle Sam.
Care to dance?
Poor Yiddish.
No country of your own, huh?
Come on over.
Put a little spritz in America.
Till your eyes get used to it.
We'll keep the light soft.
Legs.
How pliable and delicate
and sturdy they are.
What dangerous moods.
What subtle shifts in expression.
There's the leg that teases...
... and the leg that feels guilty.
The leg that blushes
and wants to apologize.
The leg
that stammers out its love...
... and the leg
that repudiates it.
Since the accident,
when I gave up
my doctor's license,
not a day has passed
without my thinking
how I would make things
better for Helen.
You do evidently love her.
How could you think otherwise?
She must have
artificial legs by now.
But she doesn't.
Wood and leather
don't agree with her.
They give her purple rashes
and big, unsightly welts.
None of the ordinary
prosthetic materials will do.
Then, sitting among
all the bottles that I'd emptied,
it finally came to me.
Glass.
Glass?
Yes, it's the perfect solution.
Helen loves glass.
She surrounds herself with it.
Her house is filled
with glass ornaments.
Creatures large and small.
hundreds of dolls
in a stained-glass room.
Waiting, like she is...
... to walk.
Behold.
I've tried to give these to her.
I can never find the right moment.
My God.
And they were made
right here in Canada.
Now Lady Port-Huntley
can stand up and dance
to the saddest music in the world.
I've even filled them
with Port-Huntley Muskeg beer.
Why do you frown?
- I was thinking about my wife.
- Happier thoughts. Please.
I have a photograph of her...
leaping across a gutter.
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