That's What I Am Page #2
- You know what you are?
Know what you are? You're a jughead.
You know what a jughead is?
- Someone who's really stupid?
- No, buddy. You're not stupid.
A jughead is someone
who just doesn't pay attention.
- Oh, okay.
- Now you can concentrate.
Do it right the first time, you don't have to
again. Does that make sense to you?
- Yeah, but I was gonna...
- No. There's no but.
Either makes sense
or doesn't make sense.
- There's no buts about it.
- Okay.
You watch me. I'll mow the lawn.
I'll show you
what a lawn's supposed to look like.
Unbelievable.
He won't study after school, in the library,
he works for his dad on the weekends.
The only place he'll study
is in Geek Corner at lunch hour.
Geek Corner?
Yeah, that's where they hang out.
Who are they exactly?
You know, Big G and his friends.
Norman Grunmeyer, Karen Connor,
Stuart Hoffstetter.
Geek Corner?
Yeah, that's what they call it.
"They" again, Andy?
Isn't that what you just called it?
Yeah, but I didn't mean... I didn't...
Did it occur to you that Stanley
studies there...
...because that's the only place
he feels comfortable?
How would you feel if everywhere people
made fun of you and played tricks on you?
every day.
He was squirting him with a water pistol
so it made him look like he wet his pants.
Ricky Brown is a very cruel boy.
Stanley has suffered his whole life.
Why would God do that, Mom?
Make someone look like Big G?
So that everyone makes fun of him?
Maybe because God didn't see
anything wrong with him in the first place.
And, Andy...
...his name is Stanley.
So how are you gonna get around
the Big G thing?
There is no way around it.
There's always a way. Quit school.
Yeah, I could also kill myself.
- Could be worse, you know?
- How is that?
Ricky Brown could wanna kick your butt
or something.
- True.
- Oh, hey.
Did you hear about Simon
winning that car?
- What? No. A car?
- Yeah, there was a contest in the paper.
He had to write in 25 words how to save
the world, or make peace, or whatever.
- Simon won.
- Cool.
Mr. Simon's a genius.
- What kind of car?
- Pontiac GTO.
Most bitching car ever made.
There she is.
Give it up, Nichol.
Hey, I can dream.
Mary Clear was a legend
in her own time.
She had established herself as the
make- out artist in the eighth-grade class.
Everybody who was anybody
had made out with Mary Clear.
Everybody, that is, except me.
If Mary Clear was the most attractive girl
in the school...
... then Karen Connor, one could argue,
was the homeliest.
And the homeliest girl always had it worse
than her male counterpart.
It's like, if the Elephant Man
had an identical twin sister...
... somehow she would seem homelier.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
It's Cootie Connor.
Cootie Connor. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Cootie Connor.
There was one and only one kid
you would go to...
... if you contracted the dreaded cooties.
And that kid was Myron Stort.
The Stort was the resident expert
on all things concerning cooties.
- Stort.
- Jason Freel needed Stort in a bad way.
Stort, you gotta help me, man.
I just ran right into Cootie Connor
in the hallway. Full body contact.
Keep your distance.
Everybody out of here.
For your own protection.
Freel was like a leper
crashing a hot tub party.
The only one who stood his ground
was the Stort.
Knowing full well, he was the only one
- I need you, man. You gotta help me.
- Shut up, man.
This isn't gonna be easy, man.
Here's what you gotta do.
- No, man. No way. I won't. I can't.
- There's gotta be another way.
- Shut up. Shut up.
There's only one way.
Touch her again and say the words:
From this, the cooties came
With this, the cooties shall remain
Freel, I'm losing you, man.
Stay focused.
Okay, okay.
- With this, the cooties came...
- From this.
From this, the cooties came
With this, the cooties shall remain
Okay, okay.
From this. From this. From this...
- All right, I got it. Thanks. I owe you one.
- Hey, Freel. One last thing.
You gotta do it on her territory.
- Geek Corner?
- Yeah, Geek Corner.
Why don't you give Ricky Brown
your lunch? Or do his homework?
- Cut some deal with him.
- Because it's not right.
Right? What does that have to do
with getting our asses kicked?
Damn it, Stanley.
Why do you have to make things tough?
You shouldn't swear, Norman.
Do you mind? I'd like to get going.
Right, sorry. Didn't wanna keep you here
any longer than you have to be.
I mean, it's pretty courageous
of you risking terminal cooties.
- What are your buddies gonna think?
- I got news for you, Normie.
Even if you weren't a complete geek,
people would beat the crap out of you.
Stanley, Jason Freel's got Karen.
From this, the cooties...
Freel recited the absolving incantation
as he whipped Karen with his jacket.
He could not bring himself to actually
touch her, but then who would know?
With this, they shall remain
With his feet dangling a foot off
the ground, Jason Freel found religion.
- And prayed to the Lord Big G.
- Break his neck. No, no, wait.
Let me get some of his friends to watch,
then break his neck.
No.
No.
Are you completely insane?
You had him.
You could have broken him in two.
I mean, you could have at least held him
and I hit him with a brick or something.
Do you wanna work some more
on the project?
Norman's right. I don't get it.
Why do you let guys like Freel and Ricky
always make fun of you all the time?
I can't make them be nice people.
And even if I did, there'd be others
that take their place.
If I had Big G's body,
I'd have kicked Freel's ass.
Then I'd have kicked Ricky Brown's ass
just to cool down.
You probably thought it was funny.
No.
I didn't.
Screw it. So Freel beats me up.
He was probably gonna do that anyway.
I'm telling Mr. Simon.
Karen?
Karen, it's Mr. Simon.
Karen, I'm coming in, honey.
Please go away, Mr. Simon.
I'll be okay.
I'm gonna open the door, sweetheart.
Please go away.
No, I'm gonna open the door. It's okay.
Here. Give me your hand, sweetheart.
Come on.
Don't let them see you like this.
It's okay.
What happened to you?
Who did this to you?
The word had spread quickly
that Mr. Simon was extremely upset.
And that it was quite possible
Jason Freel...
... would receive his final report card
in federal prison.
Some of the cuts
on Karen's arms and neck...
...made by the zipper
from Mr. Freel's jacket...
...are deeper than first thought.
And she has been...
...sent to the doctors.
For anyone interested...
...this is how I won the car.
The newspaper contest
to win the new car...
... asked contestants
to find a solution to world peace...
Mr. Simon won it with just four.
I really don't feel much like teaching
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