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today.
It's a rather strange feeling.
I suggest if you have a book...
...now would be a good time to read.
And if you don't, well...
Well, you should always have a book
with you.
Can I help you with something, bud?
Sir, sorry. I kind of missed your porch.
- And I was just gonna put it on...
- You know, it's funny.
I've been watching you deliver
your papers there.
- You've got a hell of an arm, by the way.
- Thank you.
But somehow you just seem
to hit everybody's porch but mine.
You got any theories on that?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just a little tired
by the time I get here or...
Daddy, dinner's ready.
Even in eighth grade, there was a lot
more woman in Mary Clear...
could possibly know what to do with.
And I'm convinced she knew it.
Maybe that was part of the fun.
Hi, Mary. I just threw the paper
and your dad was just...
Well, I'll just give it...
You know, there you go. Look...
I promise I won't miss next time,
Mr. Clear.
- You gotta pace yourself, bud.
- Yeah.
Every Friday, I worked in the office
during study hall.
I'd run copies of flyers to parents
announcing an open house...
...or reminders about the up-coming
car wash to raise money for the library.
Generally, whatever annoying little job
Mrs. Cranby, the assistant principal...
... affectionately known
as Old Tuna Breath...
...didn't feel like doing herself.
- Andrew.
Wait till you see the talent show program
I've designed.
I've never had so much fun in my life.
If you could just run off 600 copies,
we'll be all set.
We certainly have an interesting turnout
this year.
It looks really nice, Mrs. Cranby.
Doris Gebben plays the upright bass?
Isn't that the huge one?
She's like 3 feet tall.
Yes, indeed. Tiny, but top notch.
I understand she's very good.
Wait. Mrs. Cranby, this can't be right.
What? Is something misspelled?
Big G is gonna?
- He's gonna sing?
- Yes.
I don't get it.
Your life isn't miserable enough as it is?
You're gonna get up in front
of the whole student body and sing?
- I love to sing.
- I've known you my whole life.
Never heard you sing. Not once.
- Since when do you love to sing?
- Ever since I can remember.
Look, maybe...
I don't know. Maybe Norman's right.
I have a right to sing,
just like anybody else.
Don't you ever watch cop shows?
You have the right to remain silent.
You wanna sing? Do it in the shower.
Why don't you sing with a band?
Why sing by yourself?
I sing a cappella.
My voice is my instrument.
Oh, my God.
Why not just buy a gun
and let Ricky Brown shoot you in the eye?
I knew you wouldn't understand.
That's why I didn't tell you.
What about us?
You sing in that stupid show...
...and it's gonna make it worse
for the rest of us.
It doesn't matter what they do to us.
You said it yourself, Norman.
They'll probably just do it anyway.
I think you should sing if you want to.
I'm sorry, Norman,
but I'm going to sing.
Damn it. Why do you have
to make everything harder than it is?
- You shouldn't swear, Norman.
- Go to hell.
I think he's just worried about you.
Come on. There's a few more minutes
before the bell rings.
Hey, Andy.
That's what I said.
- Why?
- Why?
I don't know. She's pretty much
gone steady with everybody else, so...
She told you that she wanted
to go steady with me?
Of course. She's my best friend.
She said she thinks you're cute
and don't ask me why.
Let's just say that selection
by process of elimination...
... lacked a certain romance...
...one might otherwise
have found exciting...
...even at the age of 13.
At the end of every month,
I had to collect money...
... from all the customers on my route.
It was a task I relished
for its simplicity...
... in what was becoming
an increasingly complicated world.
Hit the porch
and the customer was satisfied.
And a satisfied customer
meant payoffs.
Ranging anywhere from cash tips
Next stop, Mary Clear's house.
Regardless of her sudden
and mysterious interest in me...
... coupled by the fact
that I had yet to hit her porch...
... I wasn't expecting much.
Oh, hi, Andy. How's it going?
- Good. How's it going with you?
- Great.
Good.
So how's it going?
You asked me that already.
Oh, yeah.
- You said great, right?
- Yeah.
Okay, so is your mom or dad home?
I'm collecting for the paper.
Oh, yeah, here you go.
Okay, thanks.
Well...
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
- All right, well, I gotta get going.
- Yeah, I'll see you at school.
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
I'll see you.
Hey, Nichol.
You're collecting for the paper.
Why'd you have to do that, Ricky?
I didn't have to.
It was my treat. What's in the bag?
Don't get up. I'll just have to knock you
back down again.
Chocolate chip.
My favorite. See you in school, Nichol.
So she paid you the money?
Yeah, which means Mary had to ask
for the money in advance. It was a setup.
Barbara Foss wasn't blowing smoke.
Mary likes me.
And this is a bad thing?
I don't know. It's weird.
I'm no different than I was
at the beginning of the year and...
I just...
I mean, I've never even talked to her.
What does that have to do
with anything?
I don't know.
It just seems like it should.
You gonna kiss her?
Yeah. Of course, I'm gonna kiss her.
- Idiot.
- You know, she's a real good kisser.
How would you know? You're the only guy
in the school that hasn't kissed her.
Yeah, right.
Like she made out with Big G.
I doubt it.
- He's probably up before you are.
- Shut up, Andy.
You and Big G
are real bosom buddies now, huh?
You shut up.
in your life, have you, Nichol?
Hey, Freel's back from suspension.
- I ran out, though.
- We'll find something.
Hey, Nichol.
How's that paper coming
in Simon's class?
Okay.
Remember you told me Mr. Simon
was your favorite teacher?
- Yeah.
After he stuck you with Big G?
I don't know. I guess so.
I don't get you, Andy.
You know, my dad says Simon's a homo.
I had no idea what Modak meant.
But I sensed from his tone
that this homo thing...
... was not something Mr. Simon
should include on his rsum.
- Tell me something I don't know.
- So you're saying you like homos?
Yeah, right.
Take it easy, Andy.
is believe a guy like Bruce Modak.
I decided to investigate
the allegation myself.
- Hey, Dyer.
- Yeah.
You knew Mr. Simon was a homo,
right?
Where you been, Nichol?
I hear Simon's a homo?
Nichol, seriously? What's it like to go
around with your head up your butt?
- Good afternoon, everyone.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Simon.
I have an announcement to make.
The car I won in the newspaper contest
has arrived.
And I've asked Principal Kelner
if I could give each of you a ride.
And she said yes.
The world I dream where black and white
Whatever race you be
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