The 'Burbs Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1989
- 101 min
- 5,684 Views
They combined Lincoln's birthday with
Washington's. It's one weekend now.
- It's always flip-flopping.
- It's one weekend now.
"Remain calm, float with arms stretched
out at right angles to the body..."
That's what you used to
say to me in college, right?
- [Girl] What about your parents?
- They're not home 'til Thursday.
[Laughs]
Gail, I swear to God, this is
better than anything on television.
- Why can't we go to a movie?
- "A movie"?
That's not real. It's
the same as television.
Trust me. This is real.
This is my neighbourhood.
[Ricky] Here he comes,
right on schedule.
[Chuckling] God, I love this street.
Ray.
- What?
- Who was Mussolini?
- [Art Tapping]
- "How sweet it is" was, uh...
- [Trebek] Right again.
- Business and Industry for 200.
[Trebek] In the McDonald's
corporate think tank, executives...
- Art, we're watching the show.
- What does he want?
I don't know. But I'll be back
in time for Final Jeopardy.
[Contestant] Nebraskans
for 1,000, please.
[Ricky] Okay, the show's
started. Check it out.
You see the guy with the
curly hair? That's Mr Peterson.
He's this sceptic. He's
basically grounded in reality...
and he doesn't want to believe his
neighbours are up to something strange.
'Cause if they were,
he'd have to deal with it.
Okay, now see the fat
guy? That's Mr Weingartner.
He thinks the Klopeks are really evil...
and that they're building
He and Mr Rumsfield decided to
do a little snooping tonight.
This should be good.
[Rumsfield] Shh, shh, shh.
- What is this?
- It's an infrared scope.
Snipers use it for night vision.
What are we gonna do with it?
Get a look in those barred
- up basement windows.
[Whispers] Come here.
I've been thinking about it. I don't
think we should go through with this.
Are you a 'fraidy cat?
No, I just think things
have gone off the deep end.
Infrared night vision scopes? What
are we gonna do next, tap their phone?
- That can be arranged.
- [Art Chuckles]
Then all we have to do is burn
Shh.
- Quiet.
- You hear that?
- I thought that was just me.
- [Humming]
- It's a low-frequency hum or
something. - It's getting louder.
Listen.
Is that a transformer or something?
The goddam power company.
But I can't... Where is it coming from?
- [Humming Continues]
- I know where it's coming from.
[Humming Pitch Increases]
[Humming Continues, Explosion]
[Humming Decreasing,
Stops, Thunder Rumbling]
Wow.
- [Ray] What the hell was that?
- [Dog Whimpering, Barking]
Brownout.
Smells like they're cooking
a goddam cat over there.
- I'm gonna go find out what exactly...
- Get down, get down!
No headlights.
[Thunderclap]
[Thunderclap, Thunder Rumbling]
[Grunting]
[Thunderclap]
I can see the news report now:
"They were a quiet family.
Kept pretty much to themselves.
No one would have ever
suspected them of foul play."
[Thunderclap]
their garbage to the street...
and then bang the hell
out of it with a stick.
I've never seen that.
I say we get a look
Call me overly cautious, but don't
you think that's a bit suspicious?
The three of us going through their garbage
at 11:
00 at night in the middle of a rainstorm?Affirmative. That
garbage is going nowhere.
I say we wait 'til
first light. Scope me.
- I'm outta here.
- [Thunderclap]
Rain delay.
Bummer. [Laughs]
Ray, what was that you were saying the
other day about half-cocked theories?
Ray... sleep tight.
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Thunderclap]
[Thunderclap]
No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league.
This seminar could change your
life, Vic. The man is a great healer.
And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday
night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.
You should expose
yourself to this guy, Vic.
He understands paraphysical forces...
the healing capabilities of
crystals and the laying on of hands.
[Bangs Can] You wanna
try laying on some hands?
Wait! Hold it, garbies! Garbies!
Garbagemen! Hold on
a minute! Wait a sec!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold
it! What are you doin'?
- I'm emptying garbage.
- Are you outta your mind?
Give me that!
- Hey, cut that out!
- There's nothing here.
Not a finger, not a nose, nothing!
- Give me that.
- Here you go.
- What are you doin'? [Groans]
- You asked me to help.
Who you calling?
having them open the cottage.
No, Carol. I don't want
to go to the cottage.
Fine. Then Dave and I will go
and you can stay here and spy.
Oh, all right. Okay.
- What? What? Are you sulking now?
- No, go up to the cottage!
Take Dave and go to the cottage.
Leave me to pad around the house.
"Pad around the house"? All you do
is pal around the neighbourhood...
- That's my vacation.
- With those two chuckleheads.
- I am very, very worried about you.
- Why?
- You're acting like...
- What am I acting like, Carol?
- Like a guy who's on vacation!
- Like this!
- This is not someone on vacation!
- See? I sleep late!
- Get a tan then!
- In my pyjamas?
- Fix the barbecue! I don't know!
- Look, look!
You go to the cottage and get
a tan! Take David with you!
I don't care! I'll eat takeout!
I'll do the laundry myself!
I'll vacuum the house!
It'll be spotless!
Art's throwing garbage
all over the street.
Your mom and I are having a
conversation! If you... What?
- [Garbage Clattering]
- Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?
Hey, it's gotta be in here somewhere.
The Supreme Court ruled
that a person's garbage...
- is public domain the minute it hits the kerb.
- Shut up.
Did you guys pick up a
Hefty bag out of that yard...
that was bulky and
probably a little moist?
- What is wrong with these people?
- He has a right to know, Vic.
Don't start up with me. Hey, could
you help me get this guy out of here?
Hey, Art. What's happening?
No! Ray! Ray, come back here!
Just one... I'll be... Yeah.
My taxes pay your salary!
I don't want to hear any
of your bullshit either!
The question here is garbage
and who picks up this mess.
[Rumsfield] "Who picks up this mess"?
You're gonna pick up the mess
because you are a garbageman.
I pick up garbage in
cans, not from the street!
Ray, there's nothing in here.
We practically checked this whole
truck. They must have switched on us.
- [Enlightened Garbageman] The F.B.I.?
- [Art] No, the Klopeks.
- [Whimpering]
- Oh, no. Naughty little puppy.
Uncle Markie gets very upset
when you're on his lawn.
Wait a minute. You're all
dirty, and you're shaking.
I wonder if Walter knows you're outside.
- In the rain?
- Yeah, it was raining.
- There were how many of them?
- Well, uh, three.
And what were they doing?
- They were diggin'.
- Digging! Like grave diggers!
- I told you! They're ghouls!
- No, I didn't say that.
They could have been
digging for anything.
They could have been
digging for night crawlers.
- Night crawlers?
- They're fishermen. They need bait.
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