The 'Burbs Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1989
- 101 min
- 5,642 Views
- Wake up and smell the coffee!
- Shh.
The kid spotted us last night.
When we were sleeping, he got up.
He went to the garbage can,
he took the body and then he...
He buried him in the backyard.
- Let's get outta here.
- I like this.
I hate cul-de-sacs. There's only one
way out, and the people are weird.
- [Gasps]
- Naked ladies.
Does anyone know if Walter left
He must have gone away
and forgot to feed Queenie.
- Walter!
- I hope nothing happened to him.
- I think we should call the police.
- Oh, good plan, Ray.
I think I see something moving in there.
How did you get in there?
A soldier's way saves the day. Entrez.
- [Mrs Rumsfield] Good, honey.
- [Art] Beautiful.
- Walter?
- [TV] What's been going on here?
- This doesn't look good.
- [TV] Murder, my friend.
- Murder?
- There are signs of a struggle here.
The TV's still on. Chairs turned over.
I wouldn't say that's
a sign of a struggle.
upstairs and check this out.
Maybe the guy's upstairs
in a bathtub or something...
cracked his head open,
there's blood everywhere...
Just don't touch anything
up there, all right?
Yes, sir, Mr Peterson.
Let's see if we can find some dog food.
I don't like this. I don't like
snooping around a neighbour's house.
You mean a dead guy's house?
You wanna take that out of your pocket?
- You wanna not steal that from Walter's house?
- Hey, what's the difference?
All this junk is gonna end up
in a flea market sooner or later.
[Ray] He might have left in a
hurry and forgot about the dog.
Okay, stay right here,
and we'll find your dish.
- Old people space out sometimes.
- [Screams]
Bull's-eye!
- [Screaming]
- What, what, what?
A dead rat! There!
[Chuckling] Honey, that's not a rat.
That's Walter's toupee.
Beautiful place to keep
a toupee:
On the stove.- [Sighs]
- I'm starving.
One thing about these old guys:
They don't ever leave the
- [Sighs]
- No, sir.
Walter left this house in a big hurry.
Hey, you guys, look!
These cookies are...
- [Ray] That's great! Everybody out!
- Great, Ricky.
I think we've broken
enough laws for one day.
- Hey, sorry, but we have not looked...
- Let's just get outta here.
It's not against the
law to break cookies.
I can't believe you
people talked me into this.
Why don't we just get out
of our neighbour's house?
- [Panting]
- "Walter, your dog is at my house.
we all thought that..."
[Muttering]
"Walter... I have your dog.
Ray."
[Yipping]
- [Crow Cawing]
- [Yipping Continues]
- Mr Klopek!
- [Yipping Continues]
Mr Klopek, hi. Ray Peterson.
- [Queenie Continues Yipping]
- Listen, I was w...
[Cawing Continues]
[Other Dogs Begin Barking]
What is this doggy-gram? This just
came for you. It might be important.
Come here. Save some for your
friend. Right there. Go on.
- Honey, have you seen your father?
- I think he's in the basement with Art.
He's playing canasta or something.
Honey?
Ray!
Art, you had a dream you were gonna win
the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.
[Art] I can't believe you're
still bringing that up.
You had a dream a plane was gonna
crash, so you took the bus to Las Vegas.
If I had been on the plane,
it would have crashed.
This wasn't a dream. This was a vision.
These people are Satanists.
They are Satanists.
This is all gibberish.
Look, the world is full of these
kind of things. Look at this.
Black masses, mutilations. Mutilations!
The incubus, the succubus. I'm telling
you, Walter was a human sacrifice.
[Sighs] I should have gone to the lake.
[Chuckling] I should
have listened to Carol.
Listen to your wife? Who listens to
their wife? You gotta listen to me.
We gotta go down to the
religious supply store.
couple of gallons of holy water.
My cousin is a priest.
He can get us a deal.
- Then we gotta go to the market.
- I don't want to hear this.
- We gotta get big strings of garlic.
- I'm not gonna listen.
- We gotta get some fresh lamb's blood.
- I'm not going to hear this.
Ray, do you want 'em to take
your family, kidnap 'em...
make some satanic pate?
[Chanting] I'm not going to hear
this. I'm not going to listen.
- Ray, you're chanting. Ray.
- [Continues Chanting]
Ray, look. Ray. Unconscious
chanting. You're chanting.
- [Continues Chanting]
- [Chanting] I want to kill everyone.
[Chanting] Satan is
good. Satan is our pal.
Ray, Ray, you're chanting. Hey.
Once they get in here, it's over, pal.
[Carol] Satanists, huh?
Ritual killers?
Nice. Very, very nice.
So let me get this straight.
The Klopeks are offering up Walter
as a human sacrifice to Beelzebub?
That's one of the theories. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Great, great.
So this is your relaxing
week at home, huh?
I wouldn't have missed
this for the world.
- A week in Jonestown.
- Where are you going?
To the bathroom.
Relax.
[Chanting, Screaming Over TV]
[Chanting, Screaming Continue]
[Chanting Intensifies]
[Screaming]
- What is it?
- [Roars]
[Roaring Continues, Priest Coughing]
[Woman Screaming]
- [Chain Saw Buzzing]
- [Woman Gasping]
[Chain Saw Continues, Woman Screaming]
[Woman Screaming] Shut it off! No!
[Sighs]
Carol?
Carol?
[Louder] Carol?
[Buzzing]
[Carol Calling] Ray.
Ray.
It was so nice of you to invite the
new neighbours over for a barbecue.
Ow.
[Indistinct Chanting]
[Art Chanting] Satan is
good. Satan is our pal.
I want to kill everyone.
Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
[Groaning]
[Walter] Oh, Ray Peterson...
whatever you do...
don't let them do to you...
what they did to me.
Ooh, I bet that hurts, huh?
[Blender Whirring]
[Crowd Cheering, Screaming]
[Thunder Rumbling]
Hey, hey, hey!
- Who the heck ordered the blood shake?
- [Demons Laughing]
Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me,
Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.
You didn't happen to see an
ice pick around here, did you?
[Laughing]
Mind your own business.
[Unsheathes Dagger]
Mind your own business!
Okay!
It's a beautiful day
in this neighbourhood
It's a beautiful day for a neighbour
Would you be mine Could you be mine
It's a neighbourly
day in this beauty wood
A neighbourly day for a beauty
Would you be mine Could you be mine
I have always wanted to have a neighbour
Just like you
In the neighbourhood with you
So let's make the most
of this beautiful day
Since we're together I might as well say
Would you be mine Could you be mine
Won't you be my neighbour
Won't you please Won't you please
Please, won't you be my neighbour
Hey, Ray! Ray, we got a plan! Come on.
We got a plan. Come on. We got...
Sorry, boys. My husband's not feeling
well. He has to stay in his room.
- [Softly] Ooh, he was bad.
- Come on.
Please, Carol, let him come out.
[Art] Come on.
He can't come out until he
resembles the man that I married.
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