The 'Burbs Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1989
- 101 min
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I was just touching
up one of my pictures.
I find painting relaxes me.
- [Hans Slurping]
- [Insect Buzzing]
- Sugar substitute?
- No, thank you.
[Werner] It was impolite of us not
to have introduced ourselves sooner.
I find my work is rather solitary.
It always keeps us on the move.
Did you know we've had to move
four times in as many years?
- Oh, all that moving must be very hard on you, Hans.
- [Insect Buzzing]
Indeed. And tomorrow...
Tomorrow we must all
go to the university...
to discuss yet another transfer.
No. And we're just getting to know you.
That's a shame. Isn't
that a shame, honey?
That's a shame.
Says who?
And I was just remarking...
to Hans... today...
how nice it would be...
to meet all of our new neighbours...
and here you are.
- [Rumsfield] Actually, we're not all here.
- [Werner] Oh?
Walter, the old man next door. We
don't know where the hell he is.
Oh, God! Jesus Christ!
[Yelling] Sorry! Sorry! Ow!
Terrible thing, the
plight of the elderly.
We were just remarking the other day...
about how an old guy like that...
could just drop off the face
of the Earth without a sign.
Vanish. No one ever see him
again. No trace. Nothing.
- [Kicks Floorboard]
- Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?
We werejust talking about it yesterday.
I bet you were. [Kicks Floorboard]
Why don't wejust cut all
this polite crap, all right?
What's the weird goddam noise you
got comin' outta here all the time?
What have you got in
the cellar, Herr Klopek?
- [Bonnie] Mark!
- Ray.
Come on. Tell him
what you saw. Tell him.
I have to use your bathroom.
Ray, remember night before last?
- You said they were digging.
- Don't open that!
- [Rumsfield] Ray!
- [Screams]
Oh! Oh!
You keep a horse in the basement?
[Barking, Growls]
- [Screams]
- [Barking]
[Barking Continues]
[Alarm Blaring]
- Is it a burglar?
- No, it's Art.
- [Alarm Continues]
- Another neighbour?
A fat one.
Go on, you mangy mutt! [Screams]
- [Alarm Stops]
- I'm sorry if Landru frightened you.
- His size tends to overwhelm people.
- Oh, no, no.
We've imposed on you enough for one
evening. It's been lovely meeting you.
- See you, Doc. Later, Reub.
- Bye, Hans.
Yes, Doctor. It's been real.
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
Let's do this again
sometime... real soon.
- We'll see ourselves to the door. Honey?
- [Carol] Goodnight.
- [Footsteps Departing, Door Closes]
- [Crow Cawing]
[Carol] Okay, I admit it.
They're slightly eccentric.
[Rumsfield] "Slightly
eccentric"? Carol...
- But that doesn't mean...
- Come on!
- They chopped Walter into little pieces!
- These people are clearly psychos!
Ray, what do you think?
[Art] Yeah, what do you think?
Right. Been awfully quiet, Ray.
Maybe we could have a
little participation here.
I think they're clean. I think
Bonnie and Carol are right.
- See?
- [Art] That's great, Ray.
Just pull open the door, pull
the rip cord and bail out on us.
That's rich, considering you're the
one who started this whole thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who
started it, tuna neck?
- "Tuna neck"?
- You instigated this whole damn thing!
You know who instigated this? Your boy
watching people dig in the backyard!
- You leave my...
- Honey, would you and Bonnie excuse us?
I think I should have a talk with
the boys in the den for a few minutes.
- Okay.
- Oh.
It's good to see you've
come to your senses, sweetie.
Just a minute or two.
So, what's the deal, Ray?
Are you siding with the
chicks against us? Is that it?
Yeah, are you totally
p*ssy-whipped or what?
Just take your balls
out of your wife's purse.
Make a stand for one time in your life.
- [Laughing]
- Hey, Ray, come on.
- It's just a figure of speech.
- It's a joke. He's kiddin' around.
Oh, it's Walter's rug.
You got an old guy's wig. Big deal.
You've had that in
your trousers all day?
After you found this in
Walter's house yesterday...
I slipped it back in
through the mail slot.
- Yeah?
- Where did you get it this time?
Klopeks? Wow.
After the dog came up
out of the basement.
a bunch of magazines...
all of which were addressed to Walter.
Then that means that...
Klopeks went back
inside Walter's house...
and got the hair.
What do we do now, soldier?
You heard them say they
were going away tomorrow.
Yeah.
As soon as that car
leaves in the morning...
I'm going over the fence and I'm not
comin' back 'til I find a dead body.
Nobody knocks off an old man in my
neighbourhood and gets away with it.
[Honking]
[Chuckles] Gentlemen, we are on alert.
Honey, you know what you could do?
Go get those flag stones at the garden
centre and put them along the walk.
Yeah, that'd be a nice project.
I've got a foursome lined up with Art
today in an hour and a half though.
I didn't mean right now. You hate golf.
Well, it's my vacation. I just
wanted to get out of the house.
I would think, after the week I
put you through, you'd want to too.
Why do I get the impression
you're trying to get rid of me?
I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be
a good time for you to go see Evelyn.
And you have a good
time with the cousins.
I hate them, Dad. Rudy is
a moron, and Diane smells.
Have a nice weekend.
I'll see you later.
[Engine Starts, Revs]
Hey, Carol, see my new golf glove?
I got it so I don't get
blisters playing golf.
We're gonna be playing
that much golf. Really.
Fore!
Think she bought it?
Yo, Steve-man. What's the haps, dude?
You gotta come down here
today. It's gonna be live.
No, you've got to.
Something's about to
happen. I can't tell you.
[Ray] Are you sure you
know what you're doing, Art?
There's a lot of juice
You hit the wrong one,
you're a Post Toastie.
Electricity is our friend.
Besides, we wanna take
out their alarms, don't we?
I was thinking we could bypass the
fence altogether and find another way in.
No one knows how many trip
alarms they have in there.
No, I can take out everything they've
got with one clip of the snips.
- Right, Captain?
- Affirmative.
[Siren Blaring]
- [Chuckles] Siren mode.
- [Siren Continues]
Pretty neat, eh?
- [Turns Off Siren]
- I can raise all the police channels...
and the power company
channels on this baby.
- [Ray] Be careful up there, Art.
- It's okay, Ray.
Hey, where should we start
diggin' once we get over there?
We start in the backyard,
then check the basement.
Be careful up there. Go slow, huh?
Hey, safety is my middle name.
I thought his middle name was Louis.
Are you sure you're all right up there?
I don't know that he
knows what he's doing.
- Well, why didn't you go up there?
- It's very high.
- [Screaming]
- Oh, Jesus!
Jesus Christ! Get an
ambulance on that thing!
- I'm okay. I'm all right.
- [Hat Sizzling]
Ow! God! [Coughing]
I took a jolt, but I'm okay.
- Can you stand up?
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