The ABCs of Death

( woman speaking on radio )

( bird chirping )

( dishes clattering )

( footsteps )

( breathing heavily )

- ( yells )

- ( gasps )

( grunting )

- ( screams )

- ( both grunting )

- ( grunts )

- ah! ( gurgling )

- ( footsteps )

- ( sizzling )

( clatters )

( woman breathing heavily )

- ( inhales deeply )

- ( gurgling )

- ( grunting )

- ( clanging )

( breathing heavily )

- ( car horns honking )

- ( tires screeching )

( cars crashing )

( car alarms blaring )

- ( pan clatters )

- ( alarms continue )

( tires screech )

( car crashes )

( breathing slowly )

- ( tires screeching )

- ( cars crashing )

- ( tires screech )

- ( car crashes )

- ( tires screech )

- ( car crashes )

( wheezes )

- ( tires screech )

- ( car crashes )

( flames roaring )

( rocket approaching )

- ( woman laughing )

- ( man breathing heavily )

( kissing )

( speaks )

- ( woman screams )

- ( snowman growls )

- ( bell ringing )

( calling out )

( bell ringing )

( breathing heavily )

( moaning )

( groans )

( man and woman scream )

( wheezing )

( footsteps )

- ( breathing heavily )

- ( girl muttering )

( birds chirping )

( water splattering )

- ( crickets chirping )

- ( shuffling footsteps )

( clicks )

( mutters )

( mutters )

- ( birds chirping )

( whooshes )

( whooshes )

( crickets chirping )

( shuffling footsteps )

( alice mutters )

( alice mutters )

( birds chirping )

( whooshes )

( both grunting )

( yells, choking )

( grunting )

( breathing heavily )

( whooshes )

( water splattering )

( thuds )

- ( voices whispering )

- ( woman speaks, echoing )

- ( rock music playing )

- ( mouthing )

( woman speaks, echoing )

( mouthing )

( distorted shouting)

- ( clangs )

- ( distorted barking )

( screams )

( distorted shouting )

( distorted scream )

( yells )

( growling )

( shouting )

( distorted ) buddy.

( heart beating )

( distorted shout )

( normal barking )

( labored breathing )

( distorted growling )

( thuds )

( dramatic music playing )

( yawns )

( clicks, whirs )

- ( high-pitched humming )

- ( chittering )

( chair scrapes )

( thrumming )

Ah! Ugh!

Ah ah ah.

Ugh. Ugh.

- ( high-pitched humming )

- ( brushing )

( inhales sharply )

- ( laughing )

- ( laughter on tv )

( people speaking on tv )

- ( laughter on tv )

- ( laughing )

( high-pitched humming )

- ( thrumming )

- ( grunting )

Woman on phone:

This is because I stuck

my finger in you, isn't it?

Oh, come on, baby,

don't be like that.

Well, when are

we gonna get together?

When are we gonna meet up?

No, no, tomorrow.

It's just my ear.

It hurts a little bit.

- ( high-pitched humming )

- ( chittering )

( faucet runs )

( splats )

( laughing )

I got you,

you little son--

- ( high-pitched tone )

- oh!

- ( exhales sharply )

- ( tone stops )

Phew.

( high-pitched tone )

( laughing )

F*** you!

- ( high-pitched tone )

- ( gasps )

( grunting )

- ( bell peals )

- ( girl speaking japanese )

( birds chirping )

( grunts, farts )

- ( explosion )

- ( both scream )

- ( girls whimpering )

- ( explosion )

- ( hissing )

( coughs )

( panting )

( grunts, farting )

( flames whooshing )

( cries )

( farting )

( flesh crackling )

( breathing deeply, moans )

( coughing )

- ( grunts )

- ( pops )

( gasps )

( farting, grunts )

( moans )

( rock music playing

on radio )

- ( engine and radio stop )

- ( parking break clicks )

- ( cap scrapes )

- ( swallows )

( keys clink )

( bugs chittering )

( clattering )

( distant kids playing )

( man breathing heavily )

( gulls cawing )

( waves lapping )

- ( man grunts )

- ( wood clatters )

( velcro rips )

( breathing heavily )

- ( grunts )

- ( wood clatters )

( splashing )

( breathing heavily )

- ( rain pattering )

- ( plane engines roaring )

( dog barking )

- ( cars honks )

- ( dog barking )

- ( people chattering )

- ( glasses clinking )

- ( drum roll )

- announcer:
And now,

Introducing that army charmer,

that navy-baby,

The marine-queen,

the lady who's middle name

is 'ka-boom'!

- ( jazz music playing )

- ( cheers, applause )

( grunts )

( moans )

( panting )

( moaning )

- ( whirring )

- whoo-hoo.

- ( panting )

- ( pops )

( laughs )

( moans )

( glass shattering )

- ( blows )

- ( pants )

Yoo-hoo.

( panting )

( moaning )

- ( sighs )

- ( gasps )

( clanking )

Huh?

( low growling )

( gasps )

Frau scheisse?

( clanks )

- Rowr.

- ( sizzles )

- ( high-pitched whimpering )

- ( laughing )

( screaming )

( speaks german )

- ( whimpering )

- ( laughing )

- ( speaks, laughing )

- ( clanging )

- ( grunting )

- ( electrical crackling )

( growling )

Churchill:
Bertie.

Bertie.

Keep calm, my son...

And carry on.

- Never surrender!

- ( snarling )

( laughing )

( grunts, snarls )

Fight!

( growls )

- ( gasps )

- ( yells )

( screaming )

- ( laughs )

- ( grunts )

( both grunting )

( screaming ) ow!

- ( whirring )

- ( gurgling )

( laughing )

( screaming, gurgling )

( dings )

( low humming )

( clatters )

( gasps )

- ( crying )

( high-pitched tone )

( gasps )

- ( coughing )

( whimpering )

( tone and humming continue )

- ( gagging )

- ( coughing )

( breathing heavily,

groaning )

( crying )

( retching )

( tone and humming

continue )

( tone and humming stop )

( dramatic music playing )

( grunting )

( birds chirping )

( sighs )

( snickers )

( clears throat )

( snickers )

( sighs, clears throat )

( snickering )

( grunts )

( sucks )

( breathes heavily,

muttering )

( gasps )

( whimpering )

( humming, beeping )

( clicking, dinging )

( screams )

( grunting )

( blood splattering )

( blood squelching,

splatters )

( voice yells )

( guffaws )

( laughs )

( laughing )

- ( people chattering )

- ( music playing )

( gasps, grunting )

( farting )

- ( splashes )

- ( sighs )

( flushes )

- ( squeaks )

- hmm?

- ( pinging )

- ( squeaks )

( flushing )

( squeaks )

( whimpers )

- ( humphs )

- ( rattling )

- ( grunts )

- ( flushing )

- ( humphs )

- ( squeaks )

- Huh?

- ( squeaks )

- ( door handle rattles )

- ( man speaking french )

Ooh!

- ( squeaks )

- ( grunting )

( squeaking )

- ( squeaking, thuds )

- ( chuckles )

( squeaks )

- ( screams )

- ( squeaking )

Oh! ( screams )

- ( screams )

- ( pounds on door )

- ( man speaks )

- ( gasps )

( blowing hard )

( squeaking )

( gasps, blowing )

- ( gurgles )

- ( screams )

( squeaks )

( growls )

( thuds )

Mmm!

( squeaks )

( inhales sharply )

- ( squeaks )

- ( snaps )

( gurgles )

( squeaks, splashes )

( squeaking )

- ( whistles )

- ( squeaks in reply )

- ( whistles )

- ( squeaks in reply )

( makes kissing noises,

whistles )

- ( squeaks )

- ( screams )

- ( squeaks )

- ( door opens )

- Ooh la la!

- ( wolf-whistles )

- Ooh!

- Oh!

( music continues )

( buzzer sounds )

( footsteps )

( inhales sharply )

- ( grunting )

- ( chains rattling )

( yells )

( footsteps )

- ( flesh squeaking )

- ( chain rattling )

( grunting )

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