The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

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JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Hello? This is Jonah Jameson, roger, over. Is this thing on? Listen, SCOOP, crime reports are coming in from all over the city and I'm starting to get worried.

[The Spider signal appears.]

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Did you see that? The Spider signal! With Spider-Man nearby, trouble can't be far away. And you know what trouble means...

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Headlines! National coverage! So don't screw this up! I mean... uhh... good luck.

[We turn into an alleyway. Spider-Man shows up.]

SPIDER-MAN:
Man, you shouldn't be out here!

[He jumps onto the hood of the SCOOP.]

SPIDER-MAN:
With Doc Ock on the loose, this could be the most dangerous night of my life, and yours!

[An explosion occurs in the background.]

SPIDER-MAN:
Be careful. Nice shades.

JONAH JAMESON:
Was that Spider-Man? That no good-- [static] --in red leotards!

[We swerve to avoid a dump truck and into a warehouse.]

HOBGOBLIN:
Doctor Octopus, everything's going as planned!

[We see the Sinister Syndicate messing with the stolen Statue of Liberty.]

DOC OCK:
Excellent! And with my anti-gravity cannon, even Spider-Man won't be able to stop me!

HOBGOBLIN:
You mean, stop us.

DOC OCK:
Yes, of course.

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Hey, what's going on?

ELECTRO:
What was that?

[Electro flees to another section of the warehouse. As we try to escape, Electro ambushes us with an electric power cord.]

ELECTRO:
Intruder! If you think you're getting out of here, you're in for a shock!

[Electro plugs the cord up, shocking us. We manage to escape, but not before running into Doc Ock and Scream.]

DOC OCK:
Out of the way! They're mine!

SCREAM:
You miss! Blast them again!

DOC OCK:
Stop them!

[We escape into the sewers, where Spider-Man is waiting.]

SPIDER-MAN:
So much for being careful. Just get back to the Bugle and-- [Hydroman appears.] Uh-oh. Incoming!

DOC OCK:
Don't leave now. Things are just starting to heat up! Ha ha ha!

HOBGOBLIN:
Trick or treat, smell my feet, time to blow you off the street! Ha ha ha!

SPIDER-MAN:
Look out!

HOBGOBLIN:
Spider-Man!

SPIDER-MAN:
Oh no, you don't!

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): SCOOP! My beautiful SCOOP!

SPIDER-MAN:
Wow, that was close!

[Doc Ock attacks with his anti-gravity cannon.]

SPIDER-MAN:
Whoa! Doc, your aim's worse than your haircut!

DOC OCK:
Well, it's good enough for your sitting-duck friends!

[Doc blasts us with the cannon, causing the vehicle to start floating. Fog fills up the rider's vision as it ascends.]

DOC OCK:
Have a nice trip! Ha ha ha ha!

SPIDER-MAN:
Hey, wait for me! You're not insured for this!

[Spidey grabs us with his web.]

SPIDER-MAN:
Hang on! I'm webbing you down from here!

ELECTRO:
You punks have short-circuited our plans long enough!

HYDROMAN:
You're taking a dive!

SPIDER-MAN:
Guess again, super-goon!

ELECTRO:
Spider-Man!

DOC OCK:
Happy landings!

[Doc fires the ray at the SCOOP vehicle, causing the vehicle to start to drop as it bounces down towards the ground off the building as Spider-Man goes to stop Doc Ock.]

SPIDER-MAN:
No!

[Just before the vehicle could make impact with the road, a web appears, cushioning the fall as it moves to the next screen.]

SPIDER-MAN:
Guess that wraps things up. You guys did all right.

[Spider-Man webs up one of Doc's metal arms, webbing it up to his face.]

SPIDER-MAN:
But don't give up your day job. Say cheese! [takes our picture] See you later!

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Congratulations, you're heroes! I knew it all the time.

[The vehicle then makes it's way towards the exit part of the ride.]

STAN LEE:
Good job, Team SCOOP! You did great! Now when the SCOOP comes to a stop, carefully raise your lap bar, and exit the vehicle. Make sure you take all your personal belongings, and you can drop off the night vision goggles in the bins provided. Now, I better see about getting Mr. Jameson down! See you later!

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