The Cat's-Paw

Synopsis: A naive missionary brought up in China returns to America to seek a wife. Corrupt politicians enlist him to run for mayor as a dummy candidate with no chance of winning.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sam Taylor, Harold Lloyd
Production: Fox Film Corporation
 
IMDB:
6.9
NOT RATED
Year:
1934
102 min
99 Views


Do we take the boat

from there, Daddy?

Yes, my son...

and all the way

across the Pacific Ocean.

That's China, isn't it?

Yes. Sheng Tu

is a little village...

far in the interior.

Miles from the railroad even.

We'll have to travel by ox cart.

Daddy,

aren't we nearly there?

I think so, my son.

You must have patience.

Are you all right, my dear?

A little tired, Julian.

The trip has been so long.

Yes. Stockport

seems a long way off now.

The mission... our new home.

Welcome to Sheng Tu, Mr. Cobb.

Thank you, sir.

This is Mrs. Cobb, my wife.

How do you do, Mrs. Cobb?

May I present you to

my venerable friend Keen Lung?

How do you do, sir?

And this I presume is

the successor to my successor?

My son Ezekiel.

I'm glad to meet you, sir.

You, too.

A cordial greeting,

my worthy friend.

Thank you, sir.

Isn't that funny writing?

Our native language,

my young missionary.

- May I have it?

- Ezekiel!

Oh, I shall be honored...

if he would accept it as a gift.

Thank you, sir!

As he ripens in years,

he will learn from it.

The wisdom of Ling Po...

our great poet and philosopher.

You are very kind, sir.

Now, if you will enter

the mission...

I will introduce you

to your future friends.

It would be a privilege, sir.

Hello.

What?

You'll have to talk

a little slower.

I guess I just don't understand.

Ohh, I see!

I have told them

that Ezekiel is leaving...

and they grieve exceedingly.

Yes. I've just bid him

Godspeed on his journey...

and in a few minutes

he will be gone.

It is well, honorable sir.

The separation must be borne

in fairness to the boy.

True, but I'm worried.

You see, he hasn't been

out of this little village...

in over 20 years.

Ah, but he is well-versed

in languages and the classics.

He is educated.

As a Chinese gentleman, yes...

but he knows

nothing of the world.

Then this trip to America

will broaden his education.

It will fit him

even more eminently to return...

and continue

your missionary work among us.

It's always been my ambition...

for him to perpetuate

this mission.

To do that, he must marry.

Therefore a visit

to America is necessary...

for him to find a mother

for his children.

I realize that.

And he has promised

to return as soon as...

he has found a suitable wife.

I must give him this

to mail in San Francisco.

It's a letter to the Reverend

Junius P. Withers...

of our parent church

in Stockport.

I'm sure that he will welcome

Ezekiel as a guest.

Good-bye, my son.

May God be with you.

Good-bye!

Good-bye, my son!

Good-bye!

Read all about it!

Death in the penthouse!

Pardon me, sir.

May I humbly inquire

the direction...

to the First Church

of Stockport?

The first church? Sure.

Just grab yourself a bus...

and hop over to the music box

on 31st street.

You know, where the red-hot

babies are playing?

You'll find it easy.

Just buzz any flatfoot

on the beat.

He'll serve you the dope.

You got me? OK.

Extra! Read all about it!

Big love murder!

Murder for love!

Extra! Murder for love!

Murder for love! Extra!

What are you talkin' about?

Read all about it!

Playboy graft! Extra!

Extra! Read all about it!

Uh, pardon me, sir.

I seem to be in a predicament.

You see, I'd like to get to

the First Church of Stockport.

Well, ain't this

the joint you want?

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

That was most kind of you.

Want me to wait?

Oh, no. I'm to be a guest of

the Reverend Junius P. Withers.

You see, this is the parent

church of my father's mission.

Think of that.

For what reason?

Once more?

Why should I think of

my father's mission?

I'll bite. Why?

Well... I enjoyed

our little ride exceedingly.

Uh, would you allow me...

to pay you for

the use of your conveyance?

I'll say I will. 2 bucks.

Bucks?

Couldn't I pay you in dollars?

Sure.

Just give me $3.00

and we'll call it square.

Thank you.

Hey, buddy!

There's a dollar for yourself...

for pickin' an honest guy

out of a bunch of crooks.

Ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha!

Oh, pardon me.

Will you kindly convey

to your master...

We don't want any.

Well!

Pardon me.

I don't think you understand.

I wish to see

the Reverend Junius P. Withers!

You can't. He's busy.

But I'm Ezekiel Cobb.

I've just arrived

from China to visit him.

From China!

China!

- Huh?

- China!

China?

Yes. He's expecting me.

Well, I'll tell him.

Come in.

There's a man outside

selling china.

Says you're expecting him.

China? Ridiculous.

Yes, sir.

Do you want to see him?

Certainly not. I'm busy.

Mr. Withers says

he's too busy to see you.

Oh, but there must be

some mistake!

He don't want to see you!

Oh, I'm afraid

this is my last attempt...

to become mayor of Stockport.

Oh ho!

I'm not as young

as I used to be.

Oh, forget it.

Why, say, it wouldn't be

an election...

if you weren't

running on our ticket.

Why, say,

I really have a chance...

to be elected this time,

don't you think?

- Why, sure you have.

- Yeah?

Anyway,

we'll know by Tuesday night.

Yeah. Well, good day, Mr. Mayo.

So long. See you tomorrow.

Hello, Jake.

- Hello, Pete.

- How are you?

Hey, if you're waiting

for a parade, there ain't none.

Were you addressing me?

Say, what's the big idea?

I have no ideas.

In fact, I'm quite bewildered.

Now, don't get gay with me.

Sir, I'm far from gay.

Now, listen...

Now, keep

your shirt on, Pete.

Where you from, son?

China.

China? You mean

where the laundrymen come from?

Yes.

Well, what brought you

to Stockport?

I was born here.

Uh-huh. Hometown boy, eh?

Any friends here?

Well, uh... no.

But I have a letter

to Tien Wang...

a Chinese gentleman.

I'm sure he'll welcome me

as a guest.

Say, that ain't right.

White man coming back here,

no place to go but a Chink's?

Oh, but it's the Chinese...

that defrayed

the expenses of my trip.

What, from China?

Oh, yes! The celestial

Keen Lung sent me...

to his gracious friend

Lee Wong in Shanghai...

who sent me to the worthy

Ma Sing in San Francisco...

who sent me to

the venerable Fu Chi...

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You mean,

they sort of passed you along...

from one to the other?

Yes, you see, Fi Chu

is a friend of Ma Sing...

and Ma Sing

was a friend of Lee Wong...

Yeah, never mind. Never mind.

If the Chinks

can do that for you...

I guess an Irishman

can stake you...

to a flop and a boiled egg.

Call a taxi, Pete.

We'll fix him up at Mrs. Noon's.

Well, I'm most grateful, sir...

but, you see,

I have a little money.

Oh. Well, you might just as well

put up at the boarding house.

It's better than any joint

you'll find over in Chinatown.

You don't need any ready cash?

Oh, no, thank you.

You see, I have here

a parting gift...

from the good Keen Lung.

Gold?!

Holy cats, shut the lid!

You say a Chinaman

gave you that?

Well, yes.

There is a great friendship...

between my father and Keen Lung.

Well, I'll say there was.

And I thought the Irish

were generous.

Well, here's your cab, son.

Jump in.

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Clarence Budington Kelland

Clarence Budington "Bud" Kelland (July 11, 1881 – February 18, 1964) was an American writer. He once described himself as "the best second-rate writer in America".Although largely forgotten now, Kelland had a long career as a writer of fiction and short stories, stretching from 1913 to 1960. He was published in many magazines, including The Saturday Evening Post and The American Magazine. A prolific writer, his output included sixty novels and some two hundred short stories. His best known juvenile works were the Mark Tidd series and the Catty Atkins series, while his best known adult work was the Scattergood Baines series. Other notable adult books by Kelland include Conflict (1920), Rhoda Fair (1925), Hard Money (1930), Arizona (1939), and Dangerous Angel (1953). Kelland was the "literary idol" of the teenaged John O'Hara. He was referred to in a 1995 installment of Harlan Ellison's television commentary, Harlan Ellison's Watching for the program Sci-Fi Buzz, wherein Ellison laments what he perceives as a prevailing cultural illiteracyKelland's work resulted in some thirty Hollywood movies, including Speak Easily (1932) starring Buster Keaton. Opera Hat, a serial from The American Magazine, was the basis for the film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) starring Gary Cooper. Opera Hat later was turned into the short-lived television series Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1969–70), and the movie Mr. Deeds (2002). One of Kelland's best-known characters was featured in the Scattergood Baines series of six films from 1941 to 1943, starring Guy Kibbee. more…

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