The Cat's-Paw Page #11

Synopsis: A naive missionary brought up in China returns to America to seek a wife. Corrupt politicians enlist him to run for mayor as a dummy candidate with no chance of winning.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sam Taylor, Harold Lloyd
Production: Fox Film Corporation
 
IMDB:
6.9
NOT RATED
Year:
1934
102 min
99 Views


that cut off their heads!

The very sword.

Holy cats!

Hey, you!

Let me go! I gotta stop it!

Let me go, I tell you!

L-l-look!

Let me go you, fool!

Let me go!

I've gotta go down that cellar!

Boy, what a razor!

Cobby! Cobby!

Cobby! Heavens, man,

what are you doing?

Mr. Mayo, I requested

you remain upstairs.

But, Cobby, that sword...

Cobby, will you stop

that business and listen to me?

Now you're going too far, son,

you're going...

Son, you gotta lay off

this stuff!

You don't know

what you're doing!

The chief.

- Morgan?

- The big chief.

Nice little show, Cobb.

Go right ahead.

Mister, I don't belong

to this here gang.

Call it off, Cobby, please!

What good will it do you?

Do me?

Well, I'm not

thinking of myself.

I'm destroyed.

Of course,

that's of little importance.

It is important however that

the rulership of this city...

must not revert to

these gangsters and racketeers.

That's why

I'm going to destroy them.

If your enemy force you

over the edge of the cliff...

death is sweeter if you leap

with his body in your arms.

Ling Po.

If you're just trying

to scare 'em, Mr. Cobb...

it's no use.

This bunch is too wise.

Scare them?

Gentlemen,

I'm not trying to frighten you.

I'm simply offering you

information.

You're all aware

of the political frame-ups...

the corruption,

the many crimes...

that have gone unpunished

in this city.

If any of you are guilty...

or know who is

guilty of these crimes...

you may confess.

If you do not care to confess...

you will be executed.

I failed to accomplish anything

with your American methods...

therefore I'm going to adopt

the ancient Chinese system.

You mean cut off their heads?!

I will now give you...

two minutes to decide

whether you wish...

to sign a written confession.

The choice is yours.

Prison or the next world.

In any event,

Stockport will be rid of you...

as it will be rid of me.

Aw, nuts.

I guess we're supposed

to be scared or somethin'.

Oh, it's a lot of hooey.

Don't you think?

Sure.

He's only kidding.

Boy, I hope

he's only k-k-kidding.

You know, that guy's

just screwy enough to do it.

I beg your pardon...

but I said I don't belong

to this here gang.

Cobby, you can't do this!

That Chink stuff don't go here!

You're not in China!

You... you...

Will you stop grinding

that sword?!

Silence, please!

Stop him, Jake!

Cobby, listen to me!

You can't do this!

Cobby, you've got

to listen to me!

Let... let me go, you fool!

Let go of me, I tell ya!

Cobby! Cobby! Please, Cobby!

Cobby, this means

the electric chair!

Aw, stop him, Ed!

You're a rotten actor, Jake.

Mr. Cobb! Mr. Cobb!

Will you please listen to me?!

Please! Mr. Cobb!

Hey, wait a minute!

Why pick on me?

Hey, let's go in turns!

He was here before me!

O-oh, I w-was not. Go on.

What's that for?

What are you scared of,

you fool?

It's only a bluff.

I know it's only a bluff...

but why didn't

they pick someone else first?

Say, listen, old fella,

my doctor says...

I ain't supposed to have

any excitement.

I got liver trouble.

Hey, you ain't really

gonna do this!

Don't do that, please!

Save me, somebody!

Don't do it!

Aah!

He's done it.

Ohh!

Cobby! You can't do this!

Cobby!

Cobby, you got to listen to me!

Mr. Morgan, your hat, please.

Thank you.

Would you care

to loosen your collar?

Ow!

Ohhh...

Ohh!

I don't belong to this gang!

Don't do it! Don't do it!

Take them Chinks away!

Take them away, I tell ya!

I'll talk! I'll talk!

Oh, you wish to confess?

Yes, yes, anything!

Don't cut off my head! Don't!

Do you know anything about

those securities...

found in my safety deposit box?

Yeah! Morgan done it!

It was a frame-up!

He done it, I tell you!

I'll talk! Only take 'em away!

Take them away!

Hey, Cobby!

Get that in writing!

Will you sign a confession

to that effect?

Yes, yes!

I'll sign! I'll sign!

Anything!

Hey, Cobby! Cobby! Cobby!

Let me loose! Let me loose!

How did...

By golly, son, this clears you!

Mr. Strozzi, if there's

any crimes of your own...

that you wish to confess,

don't hesitate to do so.

Pardon me, sir.

Would you care to confess?

Will you... will you call off

these Chinks?

You'll be unharmed.

All right. I did it.

You did what?

I bumped him off.

You bumped whom off what?

Sid Bacon.

You know? You know?!

Ohh, of course.

Would you be good enough

to put that in writing?

Why, sure. Sure I will.

Sure! Yeah!

I won't talk!

No?

No!

Um, Mr. Moriarity,

I'd appreciate it...

if you'd give me a full account

of the corruption...

in the public offices during

Mr. Morgan's administration.

How do you spell murder?

Huh?

Just say you bumped him off.

I'll talk.

I c-c-conf-f-f...

Write it.

S-s-sure! Ha ha ha!

"Dear Mr. Cobb..."

By this most unusual method...

he obtained

confessions of guilt...

of every unsolved crime

of recent years.

Attaboy, China!

He has not only

vindicated himself...

but purged the city

of countless criminals...

and completely smashed

the corrupt political machine...

of former Mayor Morgan.

Yes?

It is I, Miss Pet!

Oh, you. What do you want?

I have an important statement

to make.

Well, what is it?

Won't you please

come to the door?

Uh, I can't. I'm dressing.

Miss Pet, you remember

that I recently...

proposed marriage to you and

later retracted that proposal.

I now wish to retract

that retraction.

Say, will you make up your mind?

It is made up, Miss Pet.

I want to ask...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

This time

you'll put it in writing.

It's pretty good rice.

I am happy you like it.

That was a great stunt

you pulled, Wangy old boy.

- It was darn clever.

- Yes.

Of course, you never fooled me

for a minute.

Oh, no, of course not.

But the boys sure fell for it,

the saps.

Ha ha ha!

Mr. And Mrs. Cobb, sir.

What?

Well, a cordial greeting,

my worthy friends.

Say, you didn't marry him?

I didn't, huh? You think

that's painted on there?

Well, I'll be. Where is he?

He's telephoning the office.

He'll be right in.

May I offer you

my humble felicitations?

Thanks, Mr. Wang.

We just dropped in

to say good-bye.

We're leaving for China

tomorrow.

You're what?!

You tell him.

Say, Pet, he can't do that!

Why not? It's his idea.

So... he wants to go back

to China.

Say, you young idiot!

I beg your pardon?

You can't walk out on this job!

What do you want to go back

to China for?

China?

Well, I'm not sure that I do.

Say, will you two

get together on this?

Why, Ezekiel, dear,

didn't you convince me...

that your duty... our duty...

lies in China?

Well, I did think...

Oh, and after filling me

with all those beautiful ideals.

Oh, well, I'll get a divorce!

Well, now, Miss Pet...

We're going to China.

Now, I don't want to be rude,

but we're not going to China.

We're going to China.

We're not going to China.

We're going to China.

We're not going to China!

Holy cats!

What do they need of me

in China?

This city needs a missionary

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Clarence Budington Kelland

Clarence Budington "Bud" Kelland (July 11, 1881 – February 18, 1964) was an American writer. He once described himself as "the best second-rate writer in America".Although largely forgotten now, Kelland had a long career as a writer of fiction and short stories, stretching from 1913 to 1960. He was published in many magazines, including The Saturday Evening Post and The American Magazine. A prolific writer, his output included sixty novels and some two hundred short stories. His best known juvenile works were the Mark Tidd series and the Catty Atkins series, while his best known adult work was the Scattergood Baines series. Other notable adult books by Kelland include Conflict (1920), Rhoda Fair (1925), Hard Money (1930), Arizona (1939), and Dangerous Angel (1953). Kelland was the "literary idol" of the teenaged John O'Hara. He was referred to in a 1995 installment of Harlan Ellison's television commentary, Harlan Ellison's Watching for the program Sci-Fi Buzz, wherein Ellison laments what he perceives as a prevailing cultural illiteracyKelland's work resulted in some thirty Hollywood movies, including Speak Easily (1932) starring Buster Keaton. Opera Hat, a serial from The American Magazine, was the basis for the film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) starring Gary Cooper. Opera Hat later was turned into the short-lived television series Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1969–70), and the movie Mr. Deeds (2002). One of Kelland's best-known characters was featured in the Scattergood Baines series of six films from 1941 to 1943, starring Guy Kibbee. more…

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