The Cat's-Paw Page #5

Synopsis: A naive missionary brought up in China returns to America to seek a wife. Corrupt politicians enlist him to run for mayor as a dummy candidate with no chance of winning.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sam Taylor, Harold Lloyd
Production: Fox Film Corporation
 
IMDB:
6.9
NOT RATED
Year:
1934
102 min
99 Views


Big-eyed and pasty-faced...

and, well,

one exactly like the other.

How interesting!

Yes, and furthermore...

they seem to lack

that sense of inferiority...

that a woman should have

in the presence of a man.

Oh, they do?

Yes, I'm disappointed.

I doubt whether I shall be able

to find an American girl...

who will make me

a suitable wife.

"I'm just a woman"

" Like you're a man "

" You command and I'll obey "

" I'll get by if I know why... "

Now, there's a girl

who'd make a good wife for you.

Yes, she's the type.

She's modest, retiring...

and very attractive, too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she'd be right at home...

as a missionary's wife in China.

Yes, she seems

so out of place here.

You know, the song of the thrush

is thrice beautiful...

amid the discordant call

of the crow.

Ling Po.

I guess that makes me a crow.

" Honey, anything at all

you ask me to do "

" I'll gladly do and smile "

" I would go with you right

to the end of the earth "

" Love makes it

worth the while "

" Maybe it's right, dear "

" Maybe it's wrong "

" I don't care what people say "

" Right or wrong,

I'll string along "

" Beside you forever "

" I'm just that way "

" I'm just a woman,

like you're a man "

" You command and I'll obey "

" I'll get by if I know why... "

" I'm just that way "

"Just as I am"

" As I am I'll always stay "

" Everywhere that you may go "

" I'll follow right after "

" I'm just that way "

" Honey, anything at all

you ask me to "

" I'll gladly do and smile "

" I would go with you

right to the ends of the earth "

" If you'll make it worth... "

Holy cats, there goes the works.

" Maybe it's right, dear "

Don't let her get away

from you, buddy!

" I don't care what people say "

Look at the sap!

" I'll string along

beside you forever "

" I'm just that way "

Stay with 'em, boy!

Stay with 'em!

Hey, go into your dance!

Hey, get him to dance!

Yeah! Get him to dance!

Folks,

do you know who that is?

That's Ezekiel Cobb,

the new candidate for mayor!

Ezekiel Cobb from China!

Hey, that guy's kind of

a regular at that.

Those showgirls are good.

Yeah. He's beginning to like it.

He's no longhair!

Hey, not bad for a missionary!

Ezekiel Cobb, the next mayor!

Hey, he's a swell guy!

That's the way

to reform the town!

Vote for Ezekiel Cobb!

Say, they're beginning

to go for that guy.

Yeah. Guess I'd better

go see Morgan.

Say, that guy's

stealing your stuff.

Where's Mayo?

I want to see him.

He's right here now, folks...

and isn't he

having a swell time!

He may be running

on the Reform ticket...

but believe me,

he's a regular feller!

If this is reform,

let's have reform!

I want to see you.

I want to see you!

What's the idea of...

letting a line like that

go out over the air?

Well, you don't think

that was my idea, do you?

Well, what do you

expect me to think...

parading the Reform candidate

around like that?

Now, wait a minute, Ed...

Mayo, if I thought you were

trying to double-cross me...

Come on, chief,

let's get going.

Oh, now, forget it, Ed.

I'll see you first thing

in the morning.

You bet your life you will!

Hurray for

the next mayor of Stockport!

You're all right, Mr. Cobb.

You're a regular.

Give us a few words, Mr. Cobb.

Sure put on a great show!

How about a statement

for the papers, Mr. Cobb?

The new angle on Reform.

Scram, Red. You're intruding

on our social life.

Allowing a Reform candidate

to put on an act like that!

How about a statement

from you, Mr. Morgan?

Ain't you gonna denounce

the dancing missionary?

Don't bother me!

Now, will youse guys

lay off the mayor?

Come on, Ed. Let's be going.

Paper, Mr. Mayor? Buy a paper?

Let me tell you something.

I didn't...

Don't bother me!

Please buy a paper, Mr. Mayor.

Nobody can double-cross me

and get away...

Will you let me alone?!

Hey, hold on there!

It's Morgan, the mayor!

That's Cobb,

that missionary fellow!

The rival candidates!

Wow! What a story!

Where are those telephones?

...gave Morgan

a sock on the chin!

Well, you have got your points.

Better call an ambulance.

No, no, he's all right.

Get him to his car.

Somebody call for an ambulance!

You young idiot!

What did you do that for?

I forgot myself!

I acted without thinking!

This is terrible. Terrible!

Yeah, I'll say it's terrible.

If this gets in the papers...

it'll bring you

thousands of votes.

Huh?

Yeah, big fight.

Cobb and Morgan.

Socked him right in the nose!

Yeah, knocked down a newsboy!

Say, do you know this story

is liable to elect him?

I knew all along

he was a great guy.

Sure you did.

Well, here he is now!

Hooray for Battling Cobb!

How's the fighting missionary?

You sure made the headlines!

I bet he hasn't seen

the paper yet.

Here, take mine.

Thank you.

I'd rather not read it.

Say, you're not sorry

you socked Morgan, are you?

No, I'm not.

That's just the trouble.

He is twice guilty

who regrets not an unworthy act.

Ling Po.

I got some nice hotcakes

for you, Mr. Cobb.

I don't believe

I'd care for my breakfast.

What's the matter, China?

I'm humiliated, Miss Pratt.

Ashamed.

They made me a candidate...

of the Good Government League...

and I can't even govern myself.

Where you going?

To visit my friend Tien Wang.

I must regain

my serenity of spirit.

Ling Po.

Ahh!

Huh?

Cobb!

Yes?

Cobb! It's Mayo!

Oh! Oh, yes!

Come on, hurry up!

Open the door!

All right, yes, yes, Mr. Mayo!

Cobb, open the door!

Come on! Come on!

All right, I'll come right away!

Hurry up, Cobb!

Open the door!

All right!

Mr. Mayo, what's the matter?

Close the door!

Now, don't answer the phone

and lay low.

They're liable to be here

at any minute.

Who? Why?

The reporters.

We gotta do something fast.

Now, don't you talk to anyone!

Yes, but I don't understand...

I gotta figure out

what you gotta say!

Say? About what?

About what?!

About being elected mayor,

of course!

Elected mayor? Who?

You, you sap!

Only 5 precincts missing.

You're in by a mile!

I... l'm elected mayor?

Yes.

- No!

- Yes!

Hear the news, Pet?

- What's the latest?

- He's elected!

Jake Mayo just told me.

He's upstairs with Cobb now.

Boy, I bet they're celebrating!

But I don't want to be mayor.

I don't know how to be mayor!

Now, you told me

that I never would be mayor.

Yeah, but I never told you

to go around...

sockin' people on the nose,

did I?

- Yes.

- It's your own fault.

Well, what are we going to do?

Yes, you've got to get me

out of it!

Yeah, well,

I'm sure going to try.

Now listen, Morgan's waiting

for me outside in his car.

I'll slip him up here

before the reporters come.

We'll figure out what to do.

Now, you sit tight.

I'll be right back.

But...

Oh! Congratulations, Jake.

Bah!

Well, Mr. Mayor!

Good evening, Miss Pratt.

Isn't this terrible?

What?

What?! L... I've got to be mayor!

Oh, well,

it's all a circus anyway...

and every circus

must have its clown.

This is serious, Miss Pratt.

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Clarence Budington Kelland

Clarence Budington "Bud" Kelland (July 11, 1881 – February 18, 1964) was an American writer. He once described himself as "the best second-rate writer in America".Although largely forgotten now, Kelland had a long career as a writer of fiction and short stories, stretching from 1913 to 1960. He was published in many magazines, including The Saturday Evening Post and The American Magazine. A prolific writer, his output included sixty novels and some two hundred short stories. His best known juvenile works were the Mark Tidd series and the Catty Atkins series, while his best known adult work was the Scattergood Baines series. Other notable adult books by Kelland include Conflict (1920), Rhoda Fair (1925), Hard Money (1930), Arizona (1939), and Dangerous Angel (1953). Kelland was the "literary idol" of the teenaged John O'Hara. He was referred to in a 1995 installment of Harlan Ellison's television commentary, Harlan Ellison's Watching for the program Sci-Fi Buzz, wherein Ellison laments what he perceives as a prevailing cultural illiteracyKelland's work resulted in some thirty Hollywood movies, including Speak Easily (1932) starring Buster Keaton. Opera Hat, a serial from The American Magazine, was the basis for the film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) starring Gary Cooper. Opera Hat later was turned into the short-lived television series Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1969–70), and the movie Mr. Deeds (2002). One of Kelland's best-known characters was featured in the Scattergood Baines series of six films from 1941 to 1943, starring Guy Kibbee. more…

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