The Caveman's Valentine Page #5
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- 2001
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talking to my father.
You break my heart.
Get out.
Get out!
Get the hell out!
Matthew?
Rom.
I changed my mind.
I don't wanna die.
Who did this to you?
A couple of guys
with stockings on their heads.
Like those f***ers you're always
talking about.
Shut the f*** up.
They wanna scare you, Rom.
They wanna shut you up.
You gotta stay nasty
on them, Rom.
Stay nasty
on those motherfuckers.
Lao-tse. Come on, girl!
Whoo!
You break my heart.
"The victim is the killer. "
Does it hurt?
Please. It's supposed to.
Your pain moves me.
Tell me what you feel.
- Shame?
- Please.
- Fear?
- You're brilliant, okay?
- You're a brilliant artist.
- You're soft.
- Please!
- Soft as a pillow.
Please!
How long...
Why don't...
Why don't you let me die?
Faker.
You haven't experienced
real pain.
...don't you let me die?
How long...
- Why don't you let me die?
- Faker.
You haven't experienced
real pain.
...don't you let me die.
You don't wanna watch that.
Joey.
Give you nightmares.
So, you found my hiding place.
But you're not a detective...
and you're not a cop,
so who are you?
I- I'm the one
that found the body.
- The homeless guy?
- Not homeless.
I live in a cave. So what
the f*** you doing here?
What if he saw you here?
Scotty asked me to help him
before he was killed.
He asked me to help,
and-and I didn't.
So what, you feel guilty?
You feel like it's your fault?
Your fault. Jesus Christ.
J- Joey. Joey.
What d-did he do to Scotty?
Listen.
I came here...
because I thought
David Leppenraub...
was the greatest artist of the
human psyche who had ever lived.
That he knew
all about suffering.
What attracts us to it,
you know?
Why we seem
to reach out to it.
I wanted to be
one of his disciples.
Carry his cameras, film him,
do whatever he wanted.
Whatever he asked, I did.
So did Scotty.
Except once.
Up in that tree.
See, Scotty was scared
of heights.
David wanted to tie him
to that branch,
but no amount of dope would make him do it.
- Give me your hand.
- I can't.
- Let go of the tree. Give me your hand.
It'll be fine. I can't. I can't let go.
- Would you just trust me, please?
- David, please, I'm scared.
I want you to be scared.
Come on, we're losing the light.
- I can't!
- Scotty, if you damage that f***ing cage,
I swear I will throw you
out of this tree!
- But, David,
- He's terrified.
Get down, you p*ssy.
Get out of the f***ing tree!
Joey, take off your clothes.
You'll pose this one.
- Scotty, get down.
- I'm going, and I'm not coming back either.
Where are you going to go,
Scotty?
You're never going to touch me again. I'm
gonna tell everyone what you did to me.
Are you?
So, he came down...
and I went up.
And I was
the crucified angel.
Greatest moment of my life.
I got to be inside
Leppenraub's vision.
You have no idea
what that meant to me.
And-and Scotty?
I never saw him again.
Wanna know what I think?
I think
he brought him here.
I think he had Scotty
in the freezer.
I think
he froze him to death.
- Give me the tape.
- Why?
- So we can fight him.
- We can't fight him.
We can go to the cops.
- There's no evidence.
- The tape!
Against David's lawyers?
They'd rip it to shreds.
You don't understand. You can't
fight him. You can't run from him.
You can't just give up.
- Why not?
- Don't you see?
You're next.
You're the next angel.
I know.
Joey?
- Duck! Hide!
- Joey?
Saw you with someone. Who was it?
Who?
You were talking to someone.
Who was it?
Romulus!
What can I do for you?
I need a place to stay.
The cave's not safe.
Uh, I don't think
you can stay here, but
I can call a shelter for you.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Have a lime rickey.
Hey, everyone,
this is Romulus.
Hi, Romulus.
This is a Bob
and Betty festival.
- May I propose a toast?
- Sure.
To the eternal
and-and everlasting cycle...
of failure
and resuscitation.
Hear! Hear!
To the fact the cycle...
seems to be stuck.
And-And the Bobs and Bettys
are always on top.
Let's drink...
to those on top,
stay on top.
And let's drink to those
poor slobs down below.
'Cause they'll always
be "shitslogging. "
Am I right?
They'll believe all of
the lies we tell them!
You're losing it, baby.
Don't bother yourself, Betty.
No need to call the cops.
You're safe up here.
Nothing can touch you.
I need you to believe me.
I need you to believe me.
Leppenraub Foundation,
can I help you?
I have a message
for David Leppenraub.
Tell him this. Tell him the
Caveman made a copy of the tape.
Right? Joey Peasley has the
original, but I made a copy.
And if he wants it,
I'll sell it to him.
Tell him that.
My dearest Lulu,
"By the time
you read this letter,
"they will have killed me.
"And you'll know that everything
I've been saying is true.
"Get Matthew to tell you
the whole story.
"Go to Leppenraub's farm.
Make Joey give you the tape,
"then take all the truth
you've gathered...
"and drive Leppenraub
through the gates of hell.
"I'll meet him there just inside
and deal with him.
"At this very moment, Lulu,
in some other court of time,
"I live not in a cave,
but in a tree house.
'A tree house by the sea.
Please, don't!
"You and I are down on the sand
making a castle.
'And your mother is wading
through the shallows,
'gathering enough sand dollars
to make us all filthy rich.
I love you. Daddy. "
I said don't f*** with us.
Where is it?
If-If you're gonna kill me, you'd better
do it quick. They patrol around here.
- Oh!
- You're gonna talk.
You have to kill me and torture
me, but hurry. Get to the killing.
No, no, no,
we're not gonna kill you.
We're not gonna torture you. See,
that's too easy. That's too cruel.
We're gonna torture your daughter,
little Lulu. 135 Cole Street.
Caveman. Wanna come?
No! Aah!
Aah!
See, Caveman,
you're gonna go with us.
We're gonna party with that girl
all night long.
Phone call. Phone call. What?
Hell no.
- I'll get your tape for you.
- Where?
Hey, hey, Captain.
You know the guy that owns
that little videotape?
Well, he wants it back, and
he wants it back real bad.
No explanations.
Tell her where to make the drop.
I'd really appreciate it if you
would bury that treasure for me.
Rom, what are you
talking about?
Did I- Did I hear
somebody with you?
Yeah, yeah,
you heard right, Captain.
Look, I-I know it's late
for this pirate thing, but...
these guys really need you
to do that tonight.
- Do what?
- Look, bury the treasure...
at the place we talked about,
where you found the balloon,
- and-and then clear out.
- Hang up.
- Rom, who is that?
- Look, Captain.
I won't ever ask you for
anything again. I promise.
I know you think I'm crazy,
but I always keep my promises.
All right? Bye-bye.
Baby, what are you doing?
If Lulu knew what I was talking about,
I could call to her and warn her.
- He will kill you.
- But she'll get away.
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