The Emperor's New Groove Page #2
Uh...your pool?
Boo-yah!
Welcome to
Kuzcotopia,
my ultimate
summer getaway
complete
with water slide.
What?
Isn't it great?
It's my birthday gift
to me. Ha!
I'm so happy.
Uh...uh...
um...l don't understand
how this could happen.
Well, let me
clear it up for you.
At my birthday
celebration tomorrow,
I give the word,
and your town
will be destroyed
to make way for this...
[Hums Carnival Tune]
So, if I were you,
I'd pick up some
change-of-address forms
on the way home.
But, um,
where will we live?
Hmm...
Don't know,
don't care.
How's that?
Oh, but wait.
You can't--
When I give the word,
your little town thingy
will be bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
Oh, w--wait. No--
Heh heh. Boohoo.
Kuzco:
Oh, yeahEverything was goin' my way
Kuzco:
Or so I thoughtHe can't get rid of me
that easily.
Who does that ungrateful
little worm think he is?
Does he...
A little to the left.
...have any idea of
who he's dealing with?
How could he
do this to me?
Why, I practically
raised him.
Yeah, you think he
would've turned out better.
Yeah, go figure.
Well, it's better you're
takin' out your anger
on these things instead
of the real Kuzco, huh?
[Gasps]
That's it, Kronk!
- That's it!
- [Crash]
I'll get rid of Kuzco.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
The real Kuzco?
Of course
the real Kuzco.
Don't you see?
It's perfect.
With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne,
I'll take over
and rule the empire.
Brilliant!
So how does that work
with you bein' fired
and all?
The only ones who know
about that are the three of us,
soon to be the two of us.
And I'm one of
those two, right?
To the secret lab!
Pull the lever, Kronk.
Yzma:
Wrong lever![Splash]
Huh?
Why do we even
have that lever?
[Yelps]
Get out of my way!
Skull:
Please remain seatedand keep your arms and legs
in at all times
Yzma:
Whee!Kronk:
Faster, faster!Yzma, put your hands
in the air!
Kronk:
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!Ah, how shall I do it?
Oh, I know.
Yzma:
I'll turn himinto a flea,
a harmless little flea,
and then I'll
put that flea in a box,
and then I'll put that box
inside of another box,
and then I'll
mail that box to myself,
and when it arrives,
Ah ha ha ha!
I'll smash it
with a hammer!
It's brilliant, brilliant,
brilliant, I tell you!
Genius, I say!
Or, to save on postage,
I'll just poison him
with this.
Take it, Kronk.
Oh ho ho ho.
Feel the power.
Oh...
I can feel it.
Our moment of
triumph approaches.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
It's dinner time.
So...is everything
ready for tonight?
Oh, yeah. I thought
we'd start off
with soup
and a light salad
and then see how
we feel after that.
Not the dinner...
The you know.
Oh, right.
The poison--
The poison for Kuzco,
the poison chosen
specially to kill Kuzco,
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?
Yes! That poison.
Got you covered.
Excellent.
A few drops in his drink,
then I'll propose a toast,
and he will be dead
before dessert.
Which is a real shame,
because it's gonna
be delicious.
[Door Bangs Open]
Boom, bam, baby!
Kuzco:
Let'sget to the grub
I am one hungry
king of the world.
So...no hard feelings
about being let go?
None whatsoever.
Kronk, get
the emperor a drink.
Drink. Right.
[Pouring Drink]
[Opening
Poison Stopper]
[Pours Poison in Drink]
[Explosion]
Your Highness.
[Sniffs]
Is something burning?
[Gasps]
My spinach puffs!
[Twangs Fork]
Ahem.
So... he seems...
nice.
Heh. He is.
He's what,
in his late twenties?
Heh heh. I'm not sure.
Saved 'em!
- That's great.
- Yzma:
Great!- Good job.
- Very good job.
Watch it.
They're still hot.
Ahem.
Ahem!
Heh heh heh.
Kronk.
The emperor
needs his...
drink.
Right. Oh. Right.
Hey, Kronky,
everything ok back there?
Well, heh.
Oh, uh...
Ooh. The drinks
were a bit on the...
hmm...
oh...ugh...warm side.
Heh heh.
Hey, did you see
that sky today?
Talk about blue.
Ha ha ha.
Yes, Kronk.
Riveting.
A toast to
the emperor!
Long live Kuzco!
[Under His Breath]
Don't drink the wine.
[Coughing] Poison.
Ah! Tasty.
Yzma:
Finally!Ha ha ha!
Good work,
Kronk.
Oh, they're
so easy to make.
I'll get you
the recipe.
Now to get rid
of the body.
Ok! What were we saying?
Uh...we were
just making a toast
Yzma:
to your long and
healthy rule
Right. So what
are you gonna do?
I mean, you've been
around here a long time,
and I really mean
a long time. Um...
Ahem. [Humming]
Kuzco:
It mightbe difficult
for someone of your age
adjusting to life
in the private sector.
Hey, Kronk, can you
top me off, pal?
Be a friend? Heh heh.
[Yzma Muttering]
Kuzco:
Now, about youfinding new work
Hit him on the head.
that's--that's
gonna be tough
More broccoli?
Because you're
you know
Let's face it
You're no spring chicken,
and I mean that
in the best possible way.
What? A llama?
He's supposed
to be dead!
Yeah, weird.
Let me see that vial.
This isn't poison.
This is extract
of llama. Ugh!
You know,
in my defense,
your poisons
all look alike.
You might
think about
re labeling
some of them.
Take him out of town
and finish the job now!
What about dinner?
Kronk, this is
kind of important.
How about dessert?
Well, I suppose
there's time for dessert.
And coffee?
All right.
A quick cup of coffee.
Then take him out of town
and finish the job!
[Kronk Singing
Jazz Scat]
Kronk:
Cha chacha cha
Kuzco:
Guess where I amright now
Uh-huh. In the bag
Still think I'm
not the victim here?
Watch. It gets better.
Hey! Ba-da ba-da
ba-da-da
Kuzco:
Ugh, he's doinghis own theme music?
[Holds Note]
Ba-da
ba-da ba-da ba
Ba-da-ba
Kuzco:
Gig, dumb,and tone deaf
I am so glad I was
unconscious for all of this
Kronk:
Huhh!Mission accomplished.
Kronk angel:
You're notjust gonna let him
die like that,
are you?
My shoulder angel.
Kronk devil:
Don'tlisten to that guy
He's trying
to lead you
down the path
of righteousness.
I'm gonna lead you
down the path that rocks.
Oh, come off it.
You come off it!
- You.
- You.
- You.
- You infinity.
Uhh!
Listen up, big guy.
I got 3 good reasons why
you should just walk away.
" Number one..."
Look at that guy!
He's got that sissy
stringy music thing.
We've been
through this.
It's a harp,
and you know it.
Oh, right.
That's a harp...
and that's a dress.
Robe!
Reason number 2.
Look what
I can do.
Ha ha ha!
But... what does that
have to do with anything?
No, no.
He's got a point.
Listen, you guys.
You're sort of confusing me,
so be gone!
Uh, or, uh, you know.
However I get rid
of you guys.
That'll work.
Kuzco:
Um, what's withthe chimp and the bug?
Can we get back tome?
Oh, boy.
Think, think, think.
What to do, what to do?
What do we do
with the body?
[Sighs]
What am I gonna
tell the village?
Come on, Kronky.
Come on, Kronky. ok.
Kronk:
What do Ido? What do I do?
- Aah!
- [Mrreoww]
Kronk:
Back!Elbow! Shoulder!
- Unh!
- [Meow]
[Gasps]
Oh. Hey! Hey, you!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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