The Emperor's New Groove Page #3
Kronk:
Hey!Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
Comin' through.
Hey, you with the cart!
Kronk:
Uh-ohThis is not good.
Uhh. Hope that doesn't
come back to haunt me.
Tipo:
Mom, Mom!Measure me again!
Chicha:
Ha!All right, Tipo.
Stand still
and let's see.
Mom, you and I
both know
that it's
impossible for him
to have grown in
the last 5 minutes.
Mmm! Mmm!
Isn't it?
[Gasps] Look how much
you've grown!
What? Tipo, get
out of the way.
It's my turn again.
Measure me.
Dad's home!
[Kids Laughing]
Hey, ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Pacha:
Come hereHa ha ha!
[All Three Laughing]
Dad! I ate
a bug today!
Oh! Was Mom
baking again?
Heh. Don't tell her
I said that.
Chicha:
I heard that.
Ok, everybody,
move aside
Lady with a baby
comin' through.
Dad, Dad, Dad!
Look at
how big I am!
We were all
measured today.
Oh.
I'm going through
a growth spurt.
I'm as big
as you were
when you were me.
Mm-hmm. Sure are.
That's not as impressive
as my loose tooth. See?
Ok, ok, you two.
Our deal was that
you could stay awake
until Daddy came home.
Now say good night.
Both:
Dad,do we have to?
[Whimpering]
No, you two can stay up.
We're just gonna be sittin'
here tellin' each other
how much we love each other.
Right, honey?
[Coos]
- Ew!
- Blecch!
Both:
Good night.[Both Laughing]
So what did
the emperor want?
Ahem.
You know what?
He couldn't see me.
Couldn't see you?
- Why not?
- I don't know.
Well, that's
just rude.
Well, he is
the emperor.
I'm sure he's busy.
No, no, no, no. No.
Emperor or no emperor,
Honey...
If that were me,
and demand to see him,
and you know I would.
Sweetie, sweetie,
think of the baby.
Pacha, I'm fine.
This baby's not coming
for a while,
but even if it was,
I'd give that guy
a piece of my mind.
That kind of behavior
just--just--
Uhh! [Snarls]
I gotta go
wash something.
Pacha?
You ok?
Hmm?
Oh, yeah. I'm just
Um...Im gonna go
put Misty away.
Uh, heh heh. Hi.
Excuse me.
2 seconds here.
Um, I'm the one
in the cart. Remember?
This story's about me,
not him.
ok. You got it?
All right.
We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.
Heh heh heh.
Huh?
Whoa.
Uhh. Oh.
Where'd you come from,
little guy?
No touchy.
Aah! Demon llama!
Demon llama? Where?
- Aah!
- Aah!
[Panting]
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Ooh hoo hoo!
Ow! Ow, my head.
Ok, demon llama.
Just take it easy.
I mean you no harm.
What are you
talking about--
Oh, wait. I know you.
You're that whiny
peasant.
[Gasps]
Emperor Kuzco?
Yeah. Who do you think
you were talkin' to?
Uh...how did--
Um...
you don't...
look like
the emperor.
What do you mean I don't
look like the emperor?
Uh...oh...
do this...
What is this,
some kind of little game
you country folk like to--
Aah! It can't be! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
My face! Aah! My beautiful,
beautiful face!
Ok, ok, ok.
I'm an ugly,
stinky llama!
Wait, ok,
Your Majesty.
- Llama face!
- Shh!
What happened?
I'm tryin' to
figure that out, ok?
[Laughing Hysterically]
Ohh-ho!
I can't remember.
I can't remember
anything.
Wait a minute.
I remember you.
I remember
telling you
that I was
building my pool
where
your house was,
and then you
got mad at me.
Ohh!
And you turned me
into a llama!
What? No, I did not.
Yes, and then
you kidnapped me.
Why would I
kidnap a llama?
I have no idea.
You're the criminal
mastermind, not me.
What?
Hmm. You're right.
That's giving you
way too much credit.
ok. I have to get back
to the palace.
Yzma's got
that "secret lab."
I'll just
snap my fingers
and order her
to change me back.
Hey, you.
No time to waste.
Let's go.
Hey, tiny, I want
to get out of this body.
Wouldn't you?
Now let's go.
Build your summerhouse
somewhere else.
You want to run that
by me again?
I can't let you go back
unless you change
your mind
and build your summer
home somewhere else.
Hmm. I got
Come here.
No, closer.
I don't make deals
with peasants!
Then I guess I can't
take you back.
Fine.
I don't need you.
I can find
my own way back.
I wouldn't recommend it.
It's a little dangerous
if you don't know the way.
Nice try, pal.
No, really.
I'm telling you,
Pacha:
There arejaguars and snakes
and quicksand
[High Voice]
I'm not listening.
I'm not kidding.
Listen, you cannot
go in there.
La la la la
Oh. Heh heh.
Still not listening.
Aw, you...
Fine. Fine.
Go ahead!
If there's no Kuzco,
there's no Kuzcotopia.
Takes care
of my problem.
Hmm.
[Kuzco Laughs]
Scary jungle.
Right.
Ooh, a leaf.
Oh, it's a scary tree.
[High Voice]
I'm afraid. Ha ha.
Please. Never find my way?
I'm the emperor,
and as such,
I'm born with an innate
sense of direction.
Ok, where am I?
- [Buzzing]
- [Gasps] Wha--
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
[Crunch]
Uhh.
Fly:
Too late.Ok, that was the freakiest
thing I've ever seen.
[Gasps]
[Animal Roars]
Aah!
Hmm.
What do you want?
[Chatters]
Oh, for me?
Why, I don't know
what to say.
[Laughs]
Ow!
Hit the road, bucky.
[Mutters]
[Raspberry]
Aah! Ow!
Huh?
Huh?
[Snoring]
Kuzco:
Huh?Uh-oh.
[Chatters]
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
[Chatters]
No, no.
No, don't.
[Chatters]
[Loud Pop]
Ha! [Gasps]
[Jaguars Roaring]
Aah!
Kuzco:
No!Aah!
[Jaguar Roars]
Kuzco:
Aah![Roaring]
[Meow]
You killer jaguars...
Whoa!
Pacha:
Aah-eee!Aah!
Aah!
[Jaguars Growling]
Pacha:
Yee-aah!Kuzco:
Aah!Don't worry,
Your Highness. I gotcha.
You're safe now.
Maybe I'm just new to
but this, to me,
might be considered
kind of a step backwards,
wouldn't you say?
No, no, no.
It's--It's ok.
This--This is
all right.
We can figure this out.
I hate you.
- No!
- Yaah!
Kuzco:
Aah! Ow![Both Scream]
[Bubbly Scream]
Kuzco:
Whoo hoo hoo!
Aah!
Ow!
Ow!
Uhh!
[Both Cough]
[Spits]
I don't know about you,
but I'm getting
all funned out.
Uh-oh.
Don't tell me.
We're about to go over
a huge waterfall.
- Yep.
Most likely.
Bring it on.
Boo-yah!
Whoo!
[Splash]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Inhales]
[Sighs]
Your Highness.
Your Highness,
can you hear me?
Oh, boy.
Come on, breathe.
Breathe!
Ohh. Why me?
Ooh!
All right.
[Inhales]
- Ohh!
- Aah!
[Both Spit]
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
[Gargles]
Pacha:
For the last time,
it was not a kiss.
Well, whatever
you call it...
[Spits]
it was disgusting.
And if
you would've done
what I ordered you to do
in the first place,
we all could've
been spared
your little
kiss of life.
Pacha:
Aw!But now that
you're here,
you will take me
back to the palace.
I'll have Yzma
change me back,
and then I'll start
construction
on Kuzcotopia.
Oh, yeah.
Ok, now, look,
I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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