The Emperor's New Groove Page #5
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Ooh, look at me
and my bad self.
I snatched you
right out of the air.
"Ooh, I'm
and I'm taking you
with me."
Well, not today, pal.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Kuzco:
Uh-huhYou just saved my life.
Huh?
So?
- I knew it.
- Knew what?
That there is some good
in you after all.
- Kuzco:
Oh, no- Admit it.
- Wrong.
- Yes, there is.
- Nuh-uh.
- Hey, you could've let me fall.
- Nuh-uh!
Come on,
what's the big deal?
Nobody's that heartless.
[Gasps]
Don't read
too much into it.
It was a one-time thing.
Right. Sure.
Well, we better get going.
With that bridge out,
it's a 4-daywalk
to the palace.
What?
You mean you're still
taking me back?
I shook on it,
didn't I?
Well, yeah,
but I hope you realize
that doesn't
change a thing.
I'm still building
Kuzcotopia
when I get back.
Well, 4 days
is a long time.
Who knows? Maybe
you'll change your mind.
Uh-huh.
4 days.
What are the chances
of you carrying me?
Not good.
Yzma:
No, no, no!We've searched
every village
surrounding the palace
and still
no sign of Kuzco.
Where is he?
Kronk!
Kronk here.
I'm getting tired.
Pull over.
Sure thing.
Kronk out.
Ooh! Aah!
Aah! Ohh!
[Straining]
Perfect.
These are my best shoes.
I hate this jungle.
[Insects Buzzing]
Oh, look.
A golden-throated
small-winged warbler.
Just one more
for exotic bird bingo.
Aah!
I am loving this.
[Gasps]
[Chatters]
Get away from me!
Yzma:
Uhh[Chatters]
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
[Chatters]
No, no,
it's not you.
She's not the easiest
person to get close to.
There's a wall there.
Trust me.
Are you talking
to that squirrel?
I was a junior chipmunk.
I had to be versed in
all the woodland creatures.
Please continue.
[Chatters]
Aah!
Why me?
Why me?
Hey, it doesn't always
have to be about you.
This poor little guy
has had it rough.
Seems a talking llama
Kronk:
gave him a hardtime the other day
Oh, a talking llama?
Ha ha ha ha!
Do tell.
Heh heh heh heh!
[Chatters]
Uh, he doesn't really
want to talk to you.
Well, then
you ask him.
[Sighs]
I hate being
in the middle.
Squeaky, uh...
squeak, squeaker,
squeakin'.
[Chatters]
Aah!
Jaguars? No kidding?
Brutal.
[Chattering]
[Stops Chattering]
Uh, could you give us
a little room here?
Uh, sorry.
Uh-uh.
A little bit more,
please.
How is this?
- [Chatters]
- Yeah, that's good.
Now ask him which way
Uh, squeakity-squeak,
squeakin'.
[Chatters]
Low blood sugar, huh?
Yeah.
It's a curse. Ha.
Well, as soon as we get
something to eat,
you're walking
the rest of the way.
[Sighs]
Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,
home of the mug...
[Giggles]
...of meat.
What'll it be?
Ahem. We'll have
2 specials.
Is that all right,
dear?
Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin.
You know what I like.
Hee hee hee. We're
on our honeymoon.
Bless you for
coming out in public.
So that's 2 specials.
And an onion log.
To split.
[Giggles]
Ordering!
I need 2 heartburns
and a deep-fried doorstop
on table 1 2!
[Laughing]
Pacha:
Ok, so I'll admitthis was a good idea.
When will you learn that
all my ideas are good ones?
That's funny,
because I thought you going
into the jungle by yourself,
being chased by jaguars,
lying to me to take you
back to the palace
were all really bad ideas.
Anything sounds bad when
you say it with that attitude.
Hot and crispy pill bug
for the happy couple.
Mazeltov
[Sniffs]
[Splort]
Oh, boy.
[Slurping]
Ooh. Ugh. Bluh.
Urp!
Pacha:
Oh, hereLet me get that for you
Bleaggh! Uck!
Where are you going?
I'm just going to slip
into the kitchen
and have a word
with the chef.
You're gonna get us
thrown out.
Please.
With this disguise,
I'm invisible.
Heh heh!
We've been walking
around in circles
for who knows how long.
That is the last time
we take directions
from a squirrel.
I should have done away
with Kuzco myself
when I had the chance.
[Coughing]
beating yourself up about that.
[Squeak]
Kronk:
Uh-oh I'll get youanother one there, Yzma
[Gasps]
You using
that fork there, pal?
Hey, don't I know you?
I don't think so.
Wrestled you
in high school?
Don't remember that.
Metal shop? I got it!
Miss Narca's interpretive
dance--2 semesters.
I was usually in the back
because of my weak ankles.
Come on, pal.
You gotta help me out here.
I don't think
we've ever met,
but I gotta go.
Don't worry.
I'll think of it.
Look, all I know is
the food looked iffy.
I'm not the only one
that thinks that, I'm sure.
Psst! Hey!
So I'm just
checking to make sure
you're going to take
the main course up a notch.
Is there anything
on this menu
that is not
swimming in gravy?
Hang on.
I'll go ask the chef.
It's a simple
question.
Is there or is there
not anything edible...
- on this menu?
- Gah!
[Gasps]
Hey, I didn't ask him
about dessert yet!
Hey, pal, what's your policy
All right, buster,
that's it!
You want a special order,
then you make it!
I quit!
Yeah, but l--
I try and I try,
but there's no respect
for anyone with vision.
That's it!
There's just nothing
I can do about it!
Please don't go.
3 pork combos,
extra bacon on the side,
2 chili cheese
samplers,
a basket of
liver and onion rings,
a catch of the day,
and a steak cut
in the shape of a trout.
You got all that, honey?
plate of hot air,
basket of
grandma's breakfast,
and change the bull
to a gill, got it.
What's going on?
No time to explain.
We gotta get out of here.
What is he
doing in there?
Unh! Come on!
In a minute.
I'm still hungry.
No, Kuzco!
Ok, I'll make it simple
for you.
I'll have a spinach omelet
with wheat toast.
- You got it?
- Can do.
What's taking so long?
Pickup!
Kronk!
What are you doing?
Kinda busy here.
Yzma:
Why am Inot surprised?
Your order's up!
Ohh!
Oh, well,
while you're at it,
make me the special.
And hold the gravy!
Check. Pickup!
You know what?
On second thought,
make my omelet
a meat pie.
Kronk:
Meat pie Check
Kronk!
[Screech]
Can I order the potatoes
as a side dish?
I'll have to charge you
full price.
Ooh!
Hey, how about a side
of potatoes, my buddy?
You got it. Want cheese
on those potatoes?
Thank you, Kronk.
Cheddar will be fine.
Cheddar spuds
coming up.
Spuds yes,
cheese no.
Hold the cheese.
Yzma:
No, I wantthe cheese
Cheese me
no like.
- Cheese out.
- Cheese in!
Come on,
make up your mind!
Ok, ok,
on second thought...
Both:
Makemy potatoes a salad.
- [Slurp]
- [Slurp]
Excuse me. You see
that woman over there?
[Mumbling]
No problem, hon.
We do that all the time.
Waiters:
1, 2, 3, 4Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to you
We wish
it was our birthday
So we could party, too
Happy, happy birthday
May all your dreams
come true
Ha ha ha!
It's your birthday?
[Grunting]
What are you doing?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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