The Emperor's New Groove Page #7
tossed me this knife
and asked me to,
you know, take them out.
Then this guy popped up
and we waited for you,
and quite honestly--
Kronk! Why did I think
you could do this?
This one simple thing.
It's like I'm talking
to a monkey.
Whoa now.
A really, really big
Ouch.
And do you want
to know something else?
I've never liked
your spinach puffs.
Never!
[Sobs]
That's it.
She's going down.
Now, now,
remember, guys.
From above, the wicked shall
receive their just reward.
All:
That'll work.Strange.
That usually works.
And so does this!
Ah. Should have
seen that coming.
Whoa!
Aah!
Give me that vial!
Oof!.
Ah! Ha ha!
Aah!
Oops. Clumsy me.
Yzma:
Which one? Which one?
[Alarm Sounds]
Better hurry
I'm expecting company
Yzma:
Kill them!They murdered the emperor!
No, wait! I'm the emperor!
It's me--Kuzco!
They're not
listening to me!
Just take 'em all!
- Yaah!
- Yaah!
Get them!
Hey, I've been
turned into a cow.
Can I go home?
You're excused.
Anyone else?
All:
No, we're good.Get them!
Try this one.
Uh, Pacha?
A little help!
[Screech]
[Yelling]
Come on!
Come on!
Kuzco:
Aah!Oh, please be
something with wings.
Yeah! We're flyin'!
Uh-oh!
[Guards Yelling]
We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.
I'm picking the next one!
Fine by me!
Give me that one!
Don't you say a word.
- Aah!
- Aah!
Quick!
Drain the canals!
Pacha:
Open up!Yay! I'm a llama again!
Wait...
[Blorp]
- Aah!
- Aah!
There they go!
After them!
Come on, men!
Nobody lives forever! Charge!
Guards:
Aah!Grr!
Aah!
Ok, only 2 left. It's
gotta be one of these.
No!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Meow.
I'll take that.
This is the one. This'll
change you back to a human.
Ow! Hey, get her off!.
Whoa!
Kuzco:
Get her off me![Yzma Snarling]
Aah! Ow!
[Groans]
Drink the potion!
Ok, ok! Aah!
Where did it go?
Where is it?
Yzma:
[Squeaky]Looking for this?
Is that my voice?
[Coughs]
Is that my voice?
Oh, well.
No! Don't drop it!
I'm not going
to drop it, you fool!
And once I turn back
into my beautiful self,
I'm going to kill you!
Ha ha ha!
[Grunting]
Aah!
Aah! Uh-oh.
Yzma:
Aah!Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Uhh! Whoa!
Uhh! Oh-oh-oh!
Kuzco!
Be right there!
Give me a minute!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Kuzco! Whoa!
Pacha:
Kuzco!Aah!
Oh.
The vial!
Aah!
For the last time,
we did not order
a giant trampoline.
You know, pal, you
could have told me that
before I set it up.
Aah!
Aah! Uhh--
Huh? Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hoo hoo hee hee
ha ha ha--
Pacha:
The vial!You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
Ah ha ha ha ha!
I win.
Whoa.
Got it!
What are the odds ofthat
trapdoor leading me out here?
Yeah!
Uhh.
[Clears Throat]
Here, uh, let me
get this for you.
Well, see ya
on the other side.
Old man:
Oh, now,you--you
you stop being
so hard on yourself.
All is forgiven.
You're sure?
Oh, it's not the first time
I was tossed out a window,
and it won't be the last.
What can I say?
I'm a rebel.
Whoa-ho-ho, tiger.
Oh! Hey, I got to
use that arm later.
Ok, buddy, take care.
Ha ha.
Ah, he's a sweet guy.
Kuzco:
So, you lied to me
I did?
Yeah. You said
when the sun
hits this ridge
just right,
these hills sing.
Well, pal, I was dragged
all over those hills,
and I did not hear
any singing.
Kuzco:
SoI'll be building
my summer home
on a more magical hill.
Thank you.
Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool
over your eyes, huh?
No, no, I'm sharp,
I'm on it.
Looks like you
and your family
are stuck on that tuneless
hill top forever, pal.
You know, I'm pretty sure
I heard some singing
on the hill next to us.
In case you're interested.
[Chirping]
Ha! Boom, baby!
Ha! Boom, baby!
Theme song guy:
You'd be the coolest dude
In the nation
Or the hippest cat
in creation
But if you ain't got friends,
then nothing's worth the fuss
A perfect world
will come to be
When everybody here
can see
That a perfect world
begins and ends
A perfect world
begins and ends
A perfect world
begins and ends with us
" My acorn
is missing."
Squeak squeakin'
squeak squeakity.
" Did you eat
the acorn?"
Squeaker squeak
squeak squeakin'?
"You owe me
a new acorn."
Squeak squeak squeak
squeak squeaker--
Squeakin'.
I'm so proud of you guys.
Sting:
In the quiet timeof evening
When the stars
assume their patterns
And the day
has made his journey
And we wondered
just what happened
To the life we knew
Before the world
changed
When not a thing I had
Was true
Was true
But you were kind to me
And you reminded me
That the world
is not my playground
There are other things
that matter
And what is simple
needs protecting
Or my illusions
all would shatter
But you stayed
In my corner
The only world I know
was upside-down
And now
the world and me
We know you carry me
You see the patterns
in the big sky
Those constellations
look like you and I
Just like the patterns
in the big sky
We could be lost,
But we made it through
In the dark night
turn out to be
But that unusual blend
Of my funny friend
and me
I'm not as clever
as I thought I was
I'm not the boy
I used to be because
You show me
somethin' different
You show me somethin' pure
But you stayed
And you called my name
walked out on a lousy game
And look
who made it through
But your funny friend
and me
You see the patterns
in the big sky
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Those constellations
look like you and I
That tiny planet
and the bigger guy
I don't know whether
Chorus:
Just likethe patterns in the big sky
We'll be together
We'll be together
till the end this time
You don't know,
you don't know
Don't know the answer
or the reason why
We'll stick together
We'll stick together
till the day we die
If I had to do this all
a second time
I won't complain
or make a fuss
Who would
the angels send
But that unlikely blend
Of those
2 funny friends
That's us
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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