The Expendables 3
Lucky ring on.
I feel so much safer.
We're coming in hot.
Hold on.
Let's go.
What's the hold up?
Nothing, we're on our way.
Let's go.
Your dude's trippin'.
Stay on the wall, beware.
- Hey, forget this maniac.
- I'm not leaving him.
Doc!
You're just gonna roll up on me huh?
After 8 damn years.
What's up with that?
You're in a black ops prison that
doesn't officially exist.
I just got the location from a guy named Church.
An agency spook.
Excuse me?
Agency's official relax.
Thank you for this, man.
What a waste of life!
You make one damn mistake.
It wasn't a mistake.
It was stupid. You'd done that to me,
I would've chopped you into pieces
You would've tried.
Hey, you want to thank the guys?
The guys?
Whe're our guys?
- Hammer, Guzman..
- Gone
They've gone?
Yeah.
Damn!
Heard you killed more people than the plague!
How 'bout that?
That why they called you "Doctor Death"?
Used to be a medic.
But that was a long time ago.
So why'd you get locked away?
Tax evasion.
So you're all that's left of The Expendables?
We're it.
We started out with 5...
built up to 22
I see Barney still hanging the tags up there.
See that jingling sounds the tags make,
that's a reminder that our brothers are still here.
Somewhere.
Come on viking.
Give me an old school of your blade.
Or else you might find your tags up there.
Jingling too.
Jingling... jingling jingling.
Sharpen it when you're done.
I think your friend is a little off.
Come on Christmas, he's been in
a hole for eight years.
How'd he get so lucky!
his half-assed political...
assassination for a few bucks
in this place called Swaziland.
And he blew it.
Self destructive?
Yes something like that.
But in all those years he's a good medic.
Well, I don't need a checkup
- Why are you so sarcastic?
- You're vague
- Vague?
- Secrets, idiot.
I mean why do you take me off
half way round the planet?
To save this medical genius,
as you describe.
For what?
He's an Expendable.
Come on.
He's an Expandable.
So he's one of the flock
Well let me tell you something...
When you're incarcerated for years,
I'd come and save you.
Thanks hero!
But I doubt it.
And I know you'd do the same for me.
Truthfully?
You'd let me rot?
Exactly.
Hey, Doc.
What's your name?
Christmas.
Is that real?
Authentic.
Is that real too?
Oh no, I uh... spend 3 hours every morning
putting this on with a black biro.
This is real.
Authentic.
Original.
Look at that.
Balance is a little off
You uh, a knife man?
Best, ever
I'm the knife before Christmas.
Ain't that right Barney?
If you say so.
Probably freestyling with a blade while
you're still sucking on your daddies titty...
trying to learn how to eat with a spoon.
Yeah.
You know that little secret you were
keeping Mr. Vaguo?
Stay out of my brain.
I'm gonna tell you
I can't wait to get home.
Eat some good food...
Put on some fine threads...
Break up my 49' Pontiac...
Keep that baby until the engine blows up...
You didn't tell him did you?
Tell me what?
We're not going home.
We're stopping at a
and delivering a shipment
of thermobaric bombs.
Ow, come on man.
That sh*t is hellfire.
Hey, it's routine stuff.
You know why don't you just
pick me up on your way back.
We're a man short.
Well, you know, I'd love
to party with you boys.
But, uh, I don't have my sh*t.
That's my sh*t!
It is your sh*t.
Doc, have you thanked the guys,
helping you out?
Say something.
Uh, listen up...
It's been a long time since I had a reason to say thank you...
So I just want..
Oh, you know I...
- He's getting his rhythm
- Just want to say
Thank you.
Sincerity is overwhelming.
You know what? Enough.
Do not be sarcastic.
That was great, Doc.
You haven't had to talk for a long time.
You got the gift.
It's like riding a bike.
I liked Churchill's best.
I think I made my point.
- I've moved you too.
- Stunning.
Doc, great to have you back.
No better place to be, yeah.
About time you boys showed up.
Nice boat.
Thanks ladies, built it myself
Got three more just like it patrolling the harbour
Two man ground teams every 400m.
Good work.
Just cause you can fly a plane
don't make you smarter than me.
Sure it does.
So you're the reason I've been
stuck down here in this shithole.
Shithole?
Brother you have no idea.
Oh yeah, hahahaha.
What the hell is that?
This b*tch will solve all your problems.
Yeah, maybe for 10 seconds...
before he blows his wad -
So now you got that problem too?
You walked into that one
Come on, look alive, look alive.
Good luck.
It was all under control.
Yeah, that's what it looked like.
Where you've been?
I had a doctors' appointment.
Catch up with you boys later.
What's he got?
Watch your overhead.
Doc go.
Ooh sadly, the man attacked me with a knife.
He's good.
Maybe to you.
You might want to see this.
See what?
I'll show you.
Damn!
He's really good.
Say it again and I'll shoot you.
Get in.
Where's the bomb?
It'll be here.
Barney, looks like the target is right on time.
There's Menz, let's take 'em out fast.
Barney, I'm gonna put you down.
It can't be.
What can't be?
We're gonna shoot these guys or what?
What's the hold up?
He's dead.
Who's dead?
Stonebanks.
Stonebanks.
Come on, get in.
Come on, move!
Go go go!
Come on!
Time to mow the lawn!
I told you
10 seconds
Hang on.
Found you a ride.
Time to go.
Come on, go go go!
- How much we're getting pay for this?
- Not enough
Go right.
You're not gonna fit.
Always negative.
I'm getting carsick.
Hang on, Doc.
Get out.
Come on.
Caesar.
We're coming your way, where are you?
In this filthy river, behind you.
Try to stay as close as you can.
Make room for Caeser.
Move your ass in.
Who's that?
A huge black guy on a boat.
Hold it, hold it, you got it going.
- You alright?
- Yeah.
Pull over.
Incoming!
Move!
Move!
We got you man, come on!
Maybe this'll bring you luck.
Is he gonna make it?
I don't know.
Who did this?
Stonebanks.
So did I.
He shot Caeser to get back at me.
Yeah, I'm getting out of this business.
And so should you.
Not yet.
Hey.
If you need any help with
Stonebanks
I'm supposed to meet a guy named Church
I know who you are.
So who are you?
Operations officer Drummer.
You don't have to worry about Church anymore
He's um, he's out of the picture
Jesus, Ross.
What a mess!
We gave you everything
Target, opportunity, all the intel you could ask for
And you got decimated.
And my target walked away
Am I wrong huh?
Am I missing something?
Yeah, sure you said the target's name was Victor Menz.
- And?
- It was wrong.
His real name was Conrad Stonebanks.
We knew him only as Victor Menz.
Arms dealer, made billions selling to every.
psycho warlord in Africa and the Middle East.
His own mercenary army is personally responsible...
for the torturing and killing...
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