The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Page #15
The surrounding crowd is stunned. More MUTTERING.
DEEP THOUGHT (O.S.) (CONT'D)
I checked it thoroughly. It would have
been simpler, of course, to have known
LUNKWILL:
But it was the Question. The Ultimate
Question!
DEEP THOUGHT:
Yes, but what actually is it?
FOOK (O.S.)
Everything! You know ... just EVERYTHING!
DEEP THOUGHT (O.S.)
That's not a question. Only when you know
what the actual question will you know
what the answer means.
LUNKWILL:
Give us the Ultimate Question then!!
DEEP THOUGHT:
I can't.
(long pause)
But there is one who can. A computer that
is to come after me, one that I will
design. A computer to calculate the
Ultimate Question, one of such infinite
complexity that life itself will form part
of its operational matrix. And you
yourselves shall take on new more primitive
forms and go down into the computer to
navigate its ten million year program. I
shall design this computer for you. And it
shall be called...
The picture distorts and whites out. PSSSSHHHHHH.
4 44.
9 EXT. HEART OF GOLD. BRIDGE. - CONTINUOUS 49
Zaphod hits eject. The blue cube rises.
FORD:
That's it?
ZAPHOD:
That's it.
FORD:
You're looking for the Ultimate Question?
ZAPHOD:
Yep.
FORD:
You.
ZAPHOD:
Me.
FORD:
Why?
ZAPHOD:
No, I tried that. "Why?" "Forty-two."
Doesn't work.
(to Trillian)
Let's get her ready, babe.
He moves to a different rack of instruments, consults a
check list, starts flipping some switches.
FORD:
I mean, why do you want to know the
Ultimate Question?
ZAPHOD:
Oh. Well -- partly the curiosity, partly
a sense of adventure, but mostly I think
it's for the fame and the money.
He continues preparing the ship. Trillian consults the
huge MANUAL, turning dials, flipping switches...
ARTHUR:
But -- you're President of the Galaxy,
aren't you?
ZAPHOD:
Yes, Arman.
ARTHUR:
Arthur.
ZAPHOD:
Whatever. Presidential fame is temporary,
I find the Question, that's permanent. It
sticks. Plus everyone thinks you're deep.
Win-win.
(CONTINUED)
4 45.
9 CONTINUED:
49FORD:
But you don't know the name of the
computer that other computer was talking
about.
ZAPHOD:
Which is why I'm going there.
FORD:
Where?
ZAPHOD:
There. To find Deep Thought. On
Magrathea.
FORD:
Magrathea!? Magrathea is a myth, a
legend...
ZAPHOD:
No, it isn't. It's real, cousin. And this
is the only ship in the universe that can
get you there.
FORD:
(realizing)
You mean to tell me you carved up your
brain so you could become President so you
would get invited to the launching
ceremony of this ship...so you could steal
it... so you could go to Magrathea --
which, according to most sane people,
doesn't even exist?
ZAPHOD:
Yep.
FORD:
Beautiful.
ARTHUR:
Why this ship? What's so special about
it?
ZAPHOD:
I don't seem to be letting myself in on
any of my secrets.
TRILLIAN (O.S.)
Because of this, obviously.
They turn to see Trillian flipping open a glass lid
revealing a BIG RED BUTTON. Ford reads the glowing
letters above the button...
(CONTINUED)
4 46.
9 CONTINUED:
(2) 49FORD:
(reading)
Infinite Improbability Drive? So they
finally built one that works. And that's
how we got picked up.
ZAPHOD:
Exactly. And I'm guessing if we hit that
button -- we go to Magrathea.
ARTHUR:
You're guessing?
ZAPHOD:
Hey, anyone who's not up for that, there's
the door. Now who's in?
FORD:
For a trip to a place that doesn't exist?
I'm in. My editor will think I'm crazy,
but what the hell -- he already thinks I'm
dead.
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