The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Page #21
ZAPHOD (CONT'D)
Computer! Take us to Magrathea!
ARTHUR:
(CONTINUED)
6 61.
4 CONTINUED:
64Arthur lunges for a control. Zaphod woozily tries to
stop him. There's a struggle, then Zaphod realizes...
ZAPHOD:
Hey -- my third arm. I had one, didn't I?
ARTHUR:
We have to go after her!
The computer fires to life, BLEEPS and BLIPS. Only now
it has an effete, effeminate, almost matriarchal voice.
EDDIE:
Boys, please! Not so rough. You're
damaging my joystick.
They all look at the source of the voice, confused.
FORD:
Who is that?
MARVIN:
Ghastly, isn't it? I was asked to change
the personality type, this was the
emergency back-up.
EDDIE:
How, if you want me to take you somewhere,
we're going to have to start using our
magic words, "please" and "thank you."
ARTHUR:
Can you change it back?
MARVIN:
I can -- but I won't enjoy it.
EDDIE:
I'm wait-ing...
Arthur sees the Vogon ships getting away. Desperate, he
shoves_Zaphod out of_the_driver's seat. Zaphod hits the
floor, considers protesting, lies down on the floor to
sleep instead -- with a contented smile.
Arthur sits. He looks very out of place in a seat
normally reserved for the likes of Han Solo. He scans
the console. Ford sits in the seat beside him.
ARTHUR:
Ford?
FORD:
Marvin?
MARVIN:
Don't look at me. I'm too depressed.
(CONTINUED)
6 62.
4 CONTINUED:
64ARTHUR:
(getting desperate)
Computer?! Isn't there some kind of
EDDIE:
Yeeessss...
ARTHUR:
EDDIE:
Magic words?
ARTHUR:
Show me the override switch or I'll
reprogram you with a very large axe.
EDDIE:
(long pause)
I can see this relationship is something
we're all going to have to work at.
64a DING. A chime sounds. A switch on the console 64a
ILLUMINATES. "MANUAL OVERRIDE." Arthur flips the switch.
The cockpit is sealed in a glass ball and shoots upwards.
65 EXT. HEART OF GOLD - NIGHT 65
The cockpit bubble POPS out like an ejector seat, now a
little glass pod. It floats through space, then rear
thrusters ignite and blast the ship forward.
66 INT. HEART OF GOLD BRIDGE/POD - CONTINUOUS 66
An aircraft steering wheel rises up between Arthur's
legs. He grabs it, spinning out of control.
FORD:
I think I should push this button.
Ford pushes a big button. AN ALARM SOUNDS!
ARTHUR:
What's that? What happened?!
FORD:
A sign lit up saying "Please do not push
this button again."
Arthur grabs the control, does his best to steer.
The glass pod streaks unsteadily forward toward A DULL
GRAY PLANET.
The rectangular ship sits on the surface as Police escort
Trillian off it and into a GRAY RECTANGULAR BLDG.
6 63.
9 DIFFERENT PART OF VOGSPHERE/NEAR SWAMP-- 69
The ground is barren. A scintillatingly jeweled crab
crawls out of a swamp and looks up at the sky. We hear
the sound of the pod approaching (but hold on the crab)
as EEEOOOO-KA-KFFFZZZ! The crab runs back into the
swamp. PAN LEFT to see the pod rammed into the ground,
steam rising. The door opens. The three emerge.
FORD:
Wow...
MARVIN:
I know. Dreadful, isn't it?
ARTHUR:
Sorry about the landing. Where are we?
ZAPHOD:
Magrathea!
FORD:
Wrong. This is the Vogon planet. This is
Vogsphere.
ZAPHOD:
No. It's Magrathea! I know it!
Ford reaches in his satchel, pulls out a sort of
ELECTRONIC BERET, pulls it snugly onto Zaphod's head.
FORD:
Little something I learned about on an
Altairian star cruiser. Captains use them
when they really need to concentrate.
ARTHUR:
What is it?
FORD:
A Thinking Cap.
Zaphod squints hard to think as he looks around.
70 EXT. VOGCITY 70
THEIR P.O.V. -- there are rows and rows of dull, gray,
rectangular buildings as far as the eye can see.
(69 cont) The three men step out of the ship. (69 cont)
MARVIN:
This will all end in tears, I just know
it.
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