The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Page #27
WHALE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Oh! This is an interesting sensation,
what is it? It's a sort of... yawning,
tingling sensation in ... well I suppose I'd
better start finding names for things if I
want to make any headway in what for the
sake of what I shall call an argument I
shall call the world, so let's call it my
stomach! Good. Ooooh! It's getting quite
strong now. And hey,what's this whistling
roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly
going to call my head? Perhaps I can call
that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll
do. Perhaps I can give it a better name
later when I've found out what it's for!
It must be very important because there
certainly seems to be an awful lot of it.
Hey! What's this thing ... this ... let's call
it a tail - yeah! Tail!
The whale thrashes its tail. Between the camera and the
whale drops the bowl of petunias. It falls from sight.
WHALE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Hey! I can really thrash it about pretty
good, can't I? Wow! Wow! Doesn't seem to
achieve much but I'll probably find out
what it's for later on. How. Have I built
up a coherent picture of things yet?
No. Never mind. Hey, this is really
exciting, so much to find out about, ao
much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy
with anticipation ... Or is it the wind?
There really is an awful lot of that now,
isn't there?
It's eye tries to look down. Camera pulls back from the
whale, abandoning it ...
WHALE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
And hey! What's this thing coming
suddenly coming towards me very fast, so
big and flat and round it needs a big
wide-sounding name like ... ow ... ound...round
... ground! That's it, ground! I wonder if
it'll be friends with me?
We hear a sickening thud o.s.
(CONTINUED)
8 79.
4 CONTINUED:
84GUIDE VOICE:
Curiously, the only thing that went
through the mind of the bowl of petunias
as it fell was "Oh no, not again."
We hear the petunia vase SHATTERING.
GUIDE VOICE (CONT'D)
Many have speculated that if we knew why
the bowl of petunias had thought that we
would know a lot more about the nature of
the Universe than we do now.
DISSOLVE TO:
89 EXT. HEART OF GOLD. MAGRATHEA SURFACE - DAY 89
The gang stand by A HUGE CRATER (the H.O.G. parked in the
b.g.) -- a large whale carcass sits in the middle of it --
along with a few petunias. They all grimace.
BEYOND THE CRATER -- they see a formation of large rocks,
aligned in a circle. It's the only structure in sight.
They walk toward it.
90 EXT. ROCK FORMATION - DAY 90
Arthur walks behind the others, his head down.
FORD (O.S.)
Hey...this looks familiar.
Arthur looks up, registers surprise.
THE ROCK FORMATION -- looks like Stonehenge - only newer.
The rocks letters carved into them that read "DESIGN
DEPARTMENT" "SHOWROOM" "EXECUTIVE OFFICES" "TOILETS"
FORD (CONT'D}
Must be portal doors.
ARTHUR:
You mean -- the hippies were right?
In the middle of the circle sits a stone receptionist
desk with a sign on it that says "OUT TO LUNCH."
Zaphod heads for the "To Design Department" stone.
Trillian and Ford follow.
Zaphod feels around it, looking for a switch, a knob,
anything. He must've hit something because the front of
the stone suddenly slides open revealing a SWIRLING
VORTEX THAT LOOKS LIKE A JET ENGINE.
ZAPHOD:
Okay. In we go.
(CONTINUED)
9 80.
0 CONTINUED:
90ARTHUR:
What?! Are you out of what's left of your
mind? We can't step into that...that.
FORD:
We gotta pick one, right? If it's not the
right one, we come back and pick another.
No biggie.
ARTHUR:
Yes -- big biggie. What if that's the
last door we ever step through? What if
it rips us into tiny little atomic
particle...thingies.
Trillian, who hasn't said a word since leaving Vogsphere,
covers her ears - trying to block them out
ZAPHOD:
It's the right one. I have a hunch.
ARTHUR:
Ford..?
FORD:
He's got good hunches. I say we go.
ARTHUR:
Go with the hunch of a narcissist with
half a brain who's wearing a ridiculous
thinking cap!? Are you insane?!
ZAPHOD:
ARTHUR:
I don't care what you think you think...
They all start arguing over each other. We focus on
Trillian -- Anger and frustration building, she covers
her ears -- then screams....
TRILLIAN:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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