The Hitman's Bodyguard Page #7
Life doesn't usually give you sh*t,
and then turn into a beverage.
That's not... at least
where I'm from, that's not how it works.
Look, motherf***er,
you don't have to explain
- every goddamn thing that goes on in life!
- If it gives you lemons...
Okay? You don't need a reason
for that sh*t.
you would make lemonade.
Just shut the f*** up!
It just doesn't work that way.
Breaking news from the hague
suggests that if a credible witness
cannot be produced
within the next hour,
the former president of Belarus,
Vladislav dukhovich,
will walk free and resume power.
This would be a spectacular embarrassment
for the international community
and a crushing blow
for the many relatives...
They're out there,
waiting for us to make the first move.
I know I would be.
I should've told Amelia.
Told her what?
That I'm a stupid man.
Hey... what if I told you
I couldn't protect you?
I'd say you're right.
We'll just go to Amsterdam,
I'll help you get Sonia out,
and you give her those flowers in person.
No f***ing way.
I gotta help you get back
that triple-a sh*t I f***ed up.
Guilt's killing me.
Dukhovich, that motherf***er's gotta go.
Well, it's not gonna happen
unless we get there.
Sh*t, I'd bet on them.
Normally I would, too.
I got a hot tip.
There's a couple of ringers in the game.
We got our choice of wheels.
That's a good-looking jag.
Yeah. I guarantee
you if that smells like ass,
it's supermodel ass.
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
- Whoa!
- F***!
That's responsive!
Jesus. No! I have... I have a pen knife.
It's just that the gearshift's
on the right-hand side here,
and I'm not used to that.
It's practically impossible...
Get out of the f***ing car.
A three-day adjustment period
to figure this out.
- I will bust a cap in your ass,
- the clutch...
if you don't give up that wheel.
Have you ever said please
- or thank you...
- Please, motherf***er!
Why are we always yelling?
- Get out of the f***ing car!
- Fine!
Time's just about up.
No sign. They vanished in Amsterdam.
Dukhovich is free.
Michael would never let that happen.
It appears you're wrong
about your Michael Bryce.
Hello?
Hey.
Michael, where are you?
Look.
I wanna tell you that I'm sorry.
I wanna say that I'm sorry
for, um, for everything.
For kurosawa, us, it's all my fault.
You know, I act like a...
I act like a f***ing child around you.
I can't admit that it's my fault,
and I project that onto you,
and, you know, that's not fair.
Why are you telling me this now?
Well, under the circumstances,
it seemed like a good time.
We got company.
Huh?
Let's go!
Amelia.
Amelia.
Just want to say that...
L "love".You.
Jesus Christ! Really?
What happened to the seatbelt rule?
F***!
- Look...
- move your f***ing car!
Hurry! Over here!
Michael?
- Michael?
- W ho this?
Hello?
Agent roussel, hold on,
let me put you on speaker.
What happened to Michael?
He had to bounce.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- Hey!
You know, he really cares about you.
He has a hard time
processing emotions and sh*t.
But one thing his f***ed-up
brain has figured out,
Are you in the middle of something?
Well, actually, yeah, I am.
Look, we'll call you back.
Follow me, hurry! Pass me the magazine.
Watch out!
Okay, gentlemen...
F***!
If you wouldn't mind...
The gun.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yo! You about done?
Tick took, motherf***er!
He's f***ing unkillable.
F***.
With just
five minutes remaining
before the court's deadline,
the case against Vladislav dukhovich
Suspicious vehicle
is approaching, commander.
Stop the car!
What's going on here?
Is this what we've been waiting for?
Sh*t.
I got your witness, Darius Kincaid.
Follow me.
Obviously, your honor,
this has devolved into a complete waste
of my client's time.
The prosecution has no witness to present.
Can you empty
your pockets, please, sir.
Are you kidding me? Come on!
As we seem to be reaching our deadline,
I have no choice but to declare
that this trial has come to its natural...
Your honor, I present Darius Kincaid.
The deadline has passed!
a few seconds on the clock.
How do I look?
You got a little speck of blood on your...
Everywhere.
Will the prosecution
- Hi.
- My god, are you okay?
Yeah. There's your guy.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
By the way, bumping into you
is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?
Yeah.
Your name is Darius Kincaid?
No. My real name is Darius Evans.
My parents separated when I was six.
My mother remarried
a real mean piece of work
named Roger Kincaid.
She figured if I took his name,
he'd keep his belt on more often.
Plan didn't work so well,
but the name stuck.
My real father's name
is Maurice Evans, preacher.
He was killed a few years later
in his own church.
I'm sorry, I didn't...
That's all right.
Can't research everything.
Mr. Kincaid, were you ever
in the employ of Vladislav dukhovich?
No.
Have you ever met dukhovich?
Yes. April 17, 2012,
he invited me to his palace.
Prosecution exhibit
Did he offer you employment then?
Yes, he did.
He wanted me to take out
a political rival exiled in the uk.
- I refused.
- Why?
Because while I was
there, he ordered his men
to slaughter a village outside polotsk.
I'm not down with killing innocent people.
And do you have evidence
to corroborate this?
Yeah.
Go to ftp site raven 257.
Just load it up.
Exhibit 18-d.
We've confirmed the coordinates.
It's asking for a password.
Sorry. Password...
"Dukhovich is a dick," all caps,
except "dick" is lower case.
I wasn't gonna trust
interpol with this sh*t.
Order!
Order!
Order in the court!
Your honors,
I could save us all some time.
May I address the court?
For months, I have been
sitting in this chair,
nodding along to this ludicrous charade.
Excuse me.
My excellent attorney
was hoping
for the legitimacy of a formal acquittal,
but that is no longer possible.
Thank you, Darius.
So, let us now end the charade.
are entirely correct.
I am the rightful ruler of Belarus!
- Sit down! Order!
- As the ruler of my nation,
I will do as I wish without exception,
without apology.
- Sit down! Order!
- I recognize no authority
- that limits my power!
- Mr. dukhovich, I order you...
Assistant director.
Go do your job, Amelia!
In this trial...
The world community
is attempting to make a statement!
Well, now I would like to make
a statement of my own!
Show me your phone.
I recognize no authority
that limits my powers!
Everybody go!
I will now take my leave
with my dignity intact!
Now, that's what
I call triple-a service.
F***!
F***! Medic! Medic!
I need a medic over here!
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