The Hitman's Bodyguard Page #8

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- Lockdown protocol!

- Don't move!

We're here live in front

of the icc in the hague

where a truck bomb has just plowed

into a crowd of protesters.

Emergency!

It's a critical health situation!

We need immediate air and ground support!

Focus on me, Bryce.

Bryce! Focus on me.

I'd really rather not.

in effect.

All units. All units.

Stay with me, Bryce. Stay with me.

I did my job. You go do yours.

Gotta go get that motherf***er!

Freeze! On your knees.

tower, airmed one requests

priority clearance

to restricted zone bravo

for casualty extraction.

Officer, the building is in lockdown.

Dukhovich does not leave his cell.

Let's go!

It's over, assistant director.

Give up.

I didn't want to do this, Amelia.

I swear to you.

Igunshofl

f***!

Michael! Michael!

- Michael, you hear me?

- Are you okay? Yeah?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Good, good, good.

- You?

- Yeah.

Oh, no. You're bleeding.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'll get some help.

Stay here.

Hey!

Hey!

Up on the ledge, dookie man.

You heard me, b*tch! Up on the ledge!

The look on your face.

You're so proud.

Darius Kincaid,

about to be a hero, save the day.

None of that matters.

There is no redemption,

no atonement for a man like you.

Your whole life has been

but a trail of corpses,

and I will be just another

dead body on the pile!

Go ahead!

Finish me!

But don't think for a moment

it will change what you are.

I don't give a f*** about all of that!

You f***ed up

when you shot my bodyguard.

Who?

Dukhovich.

That's dukhovich.

Okay, here's what I'm thinking.

Celebrity security.

It's low stress.

Boy bands and sh*t, right?

One of those guys gets killed,

nobody's getting all that mad at me.

Well, we'll figure it out.

We will?

Yo! What a brother gotta do

to get arrested up in this b*tch?

Can't someone just taser him?

I mean, like, a non-lethal taser.

Director casoria. My deal still good?

You definitely held up

your end, Mr. Kincaid.

Agent roussel, why don't you go find

Mr. Kincaid some handcuffs.

With pleasure.

You were right to trust your instincts.

Well done.

Thank you, ma'am.

- You're welcome.

- For what?

I got you a front row seat

to the roussel show,

and I got you that all-access

backstage pass

- to that ass you've been wanting so bad.

- You did what?

You jumped out of the car,

I gave her the 411 on you.

I didn't jump out of the...

i went through the f***ing windshield.

Semantics.

Semantics?

Semantics. Yeah, just another way

of saying the same thing...

I know what semantics means.

I also know that I don't need

love advice from you.

Oh, really? So tell me

how that love life sh*t

was going before I showed up.

You know, she's gonna be

right back, and that's it.

Last chance to run.

I'm going along with

the program till Sonia's free.

Then I do my thing.

You really think

it's gonna be that easy, do you?

Motherf***er, please.

You know when I want

some sh*t to pop, it pops.

Like that shot

through that tittie-small window

- on kurosawa's plane.

- That's enough.

- Okay, that's enough out of you.

- Show me the face you made

- when that sh*t went down.

- That still stings.

I know you wasn't

expecting that sh*t to happen.

Yeah, I was expecting you

to blow my client's head off.

Did you have that home alone

face thingy, like...

Do you guys have handcuffs?

Do you have any?

A worldwide

red notice was issued today

for contract killer Darius Kincaid.

Kincaid has escaped

from her majesty's prison, belmarsh.

The notorious hitman

is almost certainly armed

and considered extremely dangerous.

Oh, baby...

It's so romantic

that you broke out of prison

for our anniversary.

No way was I gonna miss it

this year, corazn.

Ay, mi cucaracha.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary, motherf***er.

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- a' slip a'

- 4' you can slide a'

- $ slide x

- you can run a'

- $ run a'

- 4' but you can't hide a'

- $ hide a'

- $ nobody gets out alive a'

-. nobody gets out alive a'

- $ nobody gets out alive a'

-. no f***ing way I

- 4' it's all about the choice you make I'

- I' f***ing choices r

xrunx

- $ when the ride is over a'

-. hey x

- $ you see the one that says get in a'

-. hey x

- $ nobody gets out alive a'

-. nobody gets out alive a'

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-. no f***ing way I

- $ nobody gets out a'

-. nobody gets out a'

you tired-ass motherf***er!

Okay, let's go. Turn over!

Be quiet on set, please.

Quiet. Pipe down.

Okay. Stand by, Ryan.

Holding on the church bells.

Hold the roll, please.

Sorry, Ryan.

Just waiting on church bells, mate.

Where are they coming from?

Where are they coming from?

Still rolling.

All right, send Max,

send Max down, would you?

Max, go find out

what the f*** is going on down there.

Jesus, is this the director's cut?

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