The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
(girls whimpering)
(girls grunting)
(moans)
(sobbing)
(somber instrumental music)
(birds squawking)
(birds chirping)
(coughing)
(rain pattering)
(thunder rumbling)
- F***, f***, f***, f***, f***!
- Ian, please!
Could you just calm down?
- He did not know
I took the car.
He will be
absolutely f***ing furious.
- Your dad
doesn't have to find out.
We can come back
and get it tomorrow
when we have the keys!
- F***!
Don't even think
for half a second
that car, mate.
So get out of my face.
(keys jingling)
What are you f***ing looking at?
Stop looking at
my girlfriend, midget!
- Ian, please!
- You want to fucky-fucky her?
No way in hell,
'cause let me tell you,
there's only one guy
who fucks her,
and I f*** her real good,
so go home and f*** mom now
you demented dwarf!
(gunshot)
(screaming)
(gunshots)
(screaming)
(groaning)
(screams)
(crowbar clatters)
(panting)
No, please!
Please, no!
(screaming)
No, please!
Please, plea...
Don't!
Ian!
(coughing)
(engine revving)
(tires squealing)
(brakes screech)
(wheezing and coughing)
(inhaler hisses)
(audio rewinding)
(no audio)
(breathing deeply)
(moans)
- Hey, I hope you're not
time wasting, you.
I've got a dozen people
waiting to look at this place,
most of them paying cash
as well.
You got cash?
Right, the light switch is
somewhere here I think.
(giggling)
- Hey, come on, let's get
this f***ing lease signed, hey?
(thunder booming)
(electricity crackles)
(thunder rumbling)
(grunting)
(inhaler hisses)
(coughing)
(screaming)
(grunting)
(electricity crackles)
(screaming)
(cell phone ringing)
(phone keypad beeping)
- Hi, this is Marc
from USA Actors Management
regarding your audition request
for our clients
Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
from Human Centipede.
Neither is available for the
auditions in London right now
because they're shooting
a movie,
but thank you for the interest.
Maybe we can do something
in the future.
Good-bye.
(baby crying)
- Stop them tears.
You're just making
Daddy's willy harder.
(baby continues crying)
(floorboard creaking)
(electricity crackles)
(crying stops)
(insect buzzing)
(clock ticking)
(snifts)
Oh, my God.
Have you sh*t yourself again?
You swine.
I've called Dr. Sebring,
and he's waiting.
Get up!
(pots clanging)
(door creaks)
(sighs)
Hello, Martin.
(moans)
(squealing)
(chuckles)
Mmm.
Martin...
come and join us.
Well..
Martin, I have your Ventolin.
Martin, I'm here today
because your mother is
very worried about you.
- He keeps on talking
about a centipede
with 12 people.
What does that mean?
- Now, let's see.
A centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol.
Centipedes are
very aggressive creatures.
Their bite can be very painful.
Maybe he is connecting the pain
that a centipede inflicts
with the pain inflicted on him
through years of psychological
and sexual abuse by his father.
- I miss my husband.
And it's your fault
that he's in prison!
- Sometimes people
that are mentally challenged
and have a history
of sexual abuse...
mutilate
their own sexual organs.
I'm sorry.
I going to have to go.
There's nothing to worry about.
I'm sure it's just
a passing phase.
Hmm?
Martin.
Ah.
You're a good boy.
Mrs. Lomax.
- I've decided to kill us both.
(bass music thumping)
This music is driving me crazy!
I can't stand this any more!
(knocking at door)
He can't stand it any more!
Come on, tell him.
Be a man like your father.
- Stop f***ing bothering me,
you retard.
I play my f***ing music
as loud as I f***ing want, okay?
- Kill us both.
I'm begging you.
- Shut your f***ing mouth,
you old c*nt.
What the f***?
(screaming)
- I will play my music
so f***ing loud,
it's going to make
your f***ing ears bleed,
you cock-sucking dwarf.
Next time,
you batter that f***ing ceiling,
I'm gonna come down
and break your f***ing neck,
F***!
F***ing little cocksucker.
Don't f***ing bang
that f***ing ceiling
any-f***ing-more, okay?
You cock-sucking retard!
(zipper unzips)
(grunts and sniffles)
- The lips from B and C
and the anus of A and B
are cut circular
along the border
between skin and mucosa,
the mucus cutaneous zone...
the circular mucosa
and skin parts
of anus and mouth
from A to B and B to C.
Connecting
the pedicellated grafts
to the chin-cheek incisions
from A to B, connected...
Ingestion by A
passing through B
to the excretion of C.
A human centipede...
first sequence.
(woman sobbing on video)
(man screaming on video)
(ominous music)
- Will you give me a high five
when we get there?
(baby crying)
- Hey.
(tires squealing)
(gunshots)
(glass shattering)
(brakes screech)
(woman screaming)
(crowbar clanging)
(baby crying)
(woman screaming)
(whimpering)
- Shh, shh.
(babbling)
(woman sobbing)
(coughing)
(wheezing)
(inhaler hisses)
(whispers) My lead.
My lead.
Hey, man.
(mutters)
- Hey, man.
(muttering)
(speaking German)
(grunting)
- Ja, komm.
(moaning and grunting)
(speaking indistinctly)
Yeah!
Yeah, coma up ham.
Come up, oh, yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Very good!
Yeah!
I did if!
(cackles)
(speaking indistinctly)
(camera clicks and whirs)
(all sobbing)
(man speaking Japanese)
(inhales sharply)
(moaning)
- Whoo-hoo!
- Why do these stupid things
never work?
(grunting and moaning)
(cell phone ringing)
- Oh, Valerie!
It's that guy from the club!
(grunts)
(sighs)
(speaking indistinctly)
- Shh!
There's...
(giggling)
Babe, there's a midget
wanking in there.
- You are drunk, love.
- No, seriously!
(sobbing)
(growling)
(heart beating rapidly)
(electricity crackles)
(wheezing)
(gagging)
(electricity whirs)
(all screaming and moaning)
(cell phone ringing)
(phone keypad beeping)
- Hi, this is Arianne
from Creative Acting
Talent Management.
You called us
with an audition request
for our client
actress Miss Yennie
from The Human Centipede.
I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
and she is very, very excited
and available
to fly to London to audition
for the new Tarantino film.
Could you please contact me
ASAP on my cell phone,
713-499-0913.
Thanks.
Bye-bye.
- You can't do this.
It's a film.
The Human Centipede
is a f***ing film.
ass to mouth.
Help!
Help!
(baby crying)
- Stop them tears.
You're just making
Daddy's willy harder.
(knife clinks)
(plastic rustling)
- What is this?
Mouth to anus?
One digestive system?
Is this a perverted film
you've been talking about?
(sobbing quietly)
- I want all this filth
out of my house!
(screaming)
(yelling angrily)
(coughing)
(wheezing and coughing)
(blood gurgling)
(floorboards creaking)
(bass music thumping)
(broom handle tapping)
- F***!
(screaming)
Doh!
F***in' hell!
Ahhhhh!
Gahhh!
(screaming)
F***!
Oh, f***!
(dishes clattering)
(bass music thumping)
(coughing)
(inhaler hisses)
(exhales sharply)
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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