The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

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THE MAN UPSTAIRS: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play...

guess who else gets to come down here and play?

- FINN:
Who?

- (echoes):
Your sister.

What?

EMMET:
Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly.

Am I right, guys?

(stammers):
What?

(spaceship whirring)

DUPLO ALIEN:
We are from the planet Duplo...

and we are here to destroy you.

- EMMET:
Oh, man?

- WILDSTYLE:
You're going to have to get past us!

- BATMAN:
Specially me!

- UNIKITTY (angriest groans): Oh, it's on!

(Vitrivius groaning)

Wait, guys?!

That's no need to fight anymore.

I got this.

Yeah, I don't think that is a good idea.

EMMET (sighs):
Here we go.

Hello, visitors from another planet!

You, are just the special...

as we are.

See? Friends.

- Ooh.

- Yes.

Why are you know?

It work.

UNIKITTY:
Even though we're different...

I guest if we open our heart, anything can be are--

The alien swallows the heart.

More! More! More!

More. More More.

(yells):
More!

- EMMET:
Oh, no.

- WILDSTYLE:
Attack!

(banging)

(whimpers)

(screams echoes louder, then window breaking)

Run!

(people screaming)

Unikitty I want to play with you kittys!

(frustration shouts): Everything is awesome!

METAL BEARD:
Fire the laser cannon!

(British accent): I eat lasers!

That's impossible.

(humming, melody songs)

(shots lasers)

Missed me!

BATMAN:
No I did not!

They're so adorably destructive!

LORD BUSINESS:
Hey, guys.

Listen up. Everyone, get along!

Done! Fixed it!

I'm going golfing.

EMMET:
President Business, you have to stay and help us?!

I'm sure you guys can sort it out amongst yourselves.

You're great at that stuff.

Bye. Gotta go.

He drives off.

Don't worry, Lucy, everything can still be awesome?

(Duplo Alien high-pitched screaming echoes)

WILDSTYLE:
It wasn't awesome.

We fought them off, but they kept returning.

DUPLO:
Let's dance!

Every time we rebuilt, they kept coming after whatever bright and shiny thing

- caught their eye...

- (upbeat music playing) and always accompained by catchy pop music.

We see Superman...

Green Lantern, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and others...

attempting to pursue the aliens.

WILDSTYLE:
A league of brave heroes...

volunteered to chase them...

to wherever they came from.

AQUAMAN:
My man!

- SUPERMAN:
Where's Batman?

- WONDER WOMAN:
He's off having a separate...

standalone adventure.

GREEN LANTERN:
You almost forgot me, guys.

Oh, did we?

- I'm literally a lantern.

- How did you miss me?

That's my whoops.

- Fear not, citizens...

- I shall shed...

Guys, can you just reopen the...

Guys, just reopen the...

- (engine powering up)

- You're not gonna?

I don't care, it's just feelings.

Stuff 'em down.

WILDSTYLE:
We may never know...

if they even made it

to the aliens or were lost

in the dreaded Stairgate.

- (wind whistling)

- WYLDSTYLE:
A liftime has...

passed since then.

We grew up.

Abandoned anything cute...

shiny, poppy, or young.

And from the wreckage...

we built a grittier...

cooler, more mature society.

We call it Apocalypseburg.

And it is

a heckish place to live.

- LARRY:
We don't serve decaf!

- WILDSTYLE:
Show weakness...

and you'll be eaten alive.

This new life has toughened...

and hardened us all.

Emmet is buying coffee like he did in the past.

EMMET:
Two coffees, please!

One black, one with just a touch of cream

and 25 sugars.

- (Larry grunts)

- WYLDSTYLE:
Well, toughened most of us.

Oh! Almost ran me over.

(chuckles)

Classic!

- (music playing)

- Good morning Hello, cyborgs.

Song plays...

I wake up in the morning

- I say Sean Connery!

- Daniel Craig!

I say Roger Moore!

You're crazy!

Pierce Brosnan!

- George Lazenby.

- Who?

(singing-song):
##Everything is awesome##

EMMET:
Hey! Surfer Dave!

CHAINSAW DAVE:
It's Chainsaw Dave now!

- Morning, Scribble Cop!

- (Scribble Cop angrily growls)

(singing-song) ##We're living out a dream##

EMMET:
Morning, Sewer Babies!

(babies crying)

##Awesome##

Everything is awesome

This song never gets old.

- (screams in agony): Me organs!

- EMMET:
Oh, sorry!

Oh, good morning, Sherry.

- Scarfield. Deathface, MetalScratch.

- (cats meowing)

Razor, Laserbeam...

Fingernail, Toxintoes...

Jeff.

EMMET:
Hey, Batman!

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