The Making of 'The Goonies' Page #4

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There's something down there.

It might be a treasure or something.

Hey, this is working, guys.

- Brand, careful!

- Are you okay?

I told you there was a passageway.

- It's the start of the tunnel.

- Look.

$50 bill.

$50 bill. $50 bill?

Did he say, "$50 bill"?

$50 bills!

Hundreds of them!

We have money to save the Goon Docks!

Quiet!

They're fake. They're bogus.

They're phony.

I knew these people

were from the ozone.

You get 25 years for counterfeiting!

- I recognize these people.

- Look, it's the Fratellis.

- He was upstairs!

- The guy who tried to sing.

You guys never listen to me.

I said there would be trouble,

but you didn't listen.

You guys are crazy.

You guys are self-destructive.

There's a funny farm

with your names written all over it.

But I'm getting out of here. But...

I smell ice cream.

They got Swenson's.

They got Pralines and Cream.

And they got Mississippi Mud.

And they got Chocolate Eruption!

And they got apple!

And they got grape!

They got grape and Super-Duper

Chocolate Eruption and...

What, what?

It's a stiff!

The door!

- Somebody's been here. Door's open.

- Shut it.

- I'm gonna leave the lights on.

- Calm down.

Pizza.

Pepperoni.

- Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again.

- You want your pepperoni?

Let's kill each other

over the pepperoni.

Put that gun away now!

You always take his side.

That's right.

Put him back.

- Okay, close the door.

- We can go, guys.

Mikey? Mikey, come on.

The fireplace is the only way out.

- You guys will never get out that way.

- What?

It all starts here.

Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff!

Stay. Stay.

Guys, come here!

He's in here! Oh, sh*t.

- Come on, let's go.

- Faster, guys.

- Half the pepperoni was mine.

- Okay, I'm sorry.

Help! Help! Help! Guys!

- Come on, you idiots!

- Okay, Ma.

- I'll make sure it's safe.

- Shut up.

- Safe.

- Shut up and go.

Hurry up!

I'm not kidding! Look in the window!

I'll show you that piece that...

He says that all the time.

Watch your head, Ma.

- I can't find Chunk.

- Where's Chunk?

- Where's Chunk?

- Chunk's up there.

- Look at this piece over here.

- Leave it alone, Jake.

Ma, I don't want him to touch it.

I worked two hours on it...

- You worked one.

- Shut up!

Someone's been here. The cooler's

broken. Go check your brother.

- It could've been a tremor, Ma.

- I'll show you a tremor.

I'll go check the brother.

If he broke his chains, I'm not

getting any more from the zoo.

- Ma, just don't upset yourself.

- Hurry up!

Gesundheit.

I'm cold.

Chunk. Chunk, come here.

What are you doing down there?

Go get the police.

We're in serious sh*t here.

You gotta get the police.

Don't worry, I can do it.

Go, get out of here.

Watch it... Oh, the window.

- Did you see him, guys?

- Where's Chunk?

- He went to get the police.

- Go, the Fratellis are there.

He's getting the police. Move!

See, Ma?

There was nothing to worry about.

I knew he couldn't break them chains.

Get the body.

We've been walking forever.

How much further is it?

Mouth, you stepped on my foot.

Now I dropped my glasses.

I can't see a thing.

Oh, my God.

- I found your glasses. Sorry.

- You broke them.

You broke my glasses!

Listen, I'm the oldest,

so I'm in charge. First, we'll...

Data, do you have a light?

I said I was in charge.

Data, do you have a light?

Sure, guys. Back up, back up.

Bully Blinders!

- All right, Data... Ow!

- Isn't that neat?

One day I was walking home with it,

and two big guys stopped me...

Who is that? Oh, Stef, that's you.

Watch out. Data!

Come on, turn it off.

Oh, Data. The only problem is

the batteries don't last so long.

There's a light up ahead. Maybe we

can get out that way. Let's go.

I'm not afraid of the dark.

I like the dark. I love it.

But I hate nature. I hate nature!

Wait a sec! Hold it!

Stop! I'm just a kid!

- What seems to be the problem?

- Mister, I need a ride.

My friends and I had

a run-in with disgusting people.

You might've heard of them, the

Fratellis. We found their hideout.

Could you take me to the sheriff?

I can describe all three of them.

Will you...

What the hell? He's only a kid.

Can't you handle a kid, even?

- Does it work, guys?

- Yeah!

I can't see. Mouth, your father's

a plumber. What are these pipes?

These look like water pipes, guys.

Gas pipes.

Drainage. Maybe... Wait a minute.

Shut up for a minute!

These pipes must lead to a building

or something. A foundation.

So maybe if we bang on them hard

enough, if we make enough noise...

How are you, Duke?

- Hey, Gene, how are you?

- Great.

Reverse pressure!

Daddy!

- Let's...

- Get out of...

- Here!

- Like now!

Go, go, go!

First, we start with

the pudgy little fingers.

Then the plump little hands.

Then the fleshy arms.

Now, tell me where your friends are.

In the fireplace.

Don't lie to me!

Honestly. We found a map

over at Mikey's dad's place...

...that said there was

buried treasure under here.

Don't give us none of

your bullshit stories, huh?

Spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Everything?

Everything.

Okay, I'll talk.

In 3rd grade,

I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's

toupee and glued it on my face...

...when I played Moses

in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th grade, I knocked my sister

down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.

Wait, I can't see a thing.

What am I stepping on?

Oh, brother.

Look, a lantern. Somebody must

have been here before us.

- Maybe they're still here.

- I hope not.

Look at these cigarettes.

Ten minutes ago, Troy was looking down

my shirt. Who cares? It's not wrong.

If I'd been smart,

he'd still be looking.

- Listen to her.

- What's wrong with her?

- Andy, it's okay.

- Is she all right?

I should've let him look at my body.

Don't I have a beautiful body?

You've got a great body.

How many years do I have before I

get fat? Before my hair falls out?

Before I look like him?

Then my mom sent me

to a summer camp for fat kids.

Then, once during lunch, I got nuts

and I pigged out...

...and they kicked me out!

- Look at him.

- Don't touch it, guys.

This is one of your tricks,

right, One-Eyed Willy?

You must be really hiding something

to go through all this trouble.

- There's nothing to worry about.

- You don't understand!

Don't be afraid.

He's dead for sure.

I think he's Chester Copperpot.

- Chester who?

- Who?

Don't you remember from the attic?

The news article?

The last guy to look

for the rich stuff...

...he went in,

but he never came back out.

That was back in 1935.

Oh, God. If he didn't make it out

and he was an expert, what about us?

How will we get out?

- Don't worry about it. Calm down.

- You sure?

- I'm positive.

- How will we get out?

We can't be sure it's him.

I know it's him.

I bet his I.D. Is in his wallet.

Mouth, get his wallet.

Lou Gehrig?

- You get it, Mikey!

- Mikey, get it.

It is Chester Copperpot.

- Oh, God. Come on.

- You see? I told you.

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