The Making of 'The Goonies' Page #5

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We're gonna get killed too.

Hey, look at this.

Candles.

- They're gonna kill us. We're dead.

- Where are you going?

- I'm setting booty traps.

- Booby traps.

That's what I said. I'll set booby

traps in case anyone follows us...

...like the Fratellis.

We'll hear them coming.

- Okay, hurry up.

- Good idea.

- Where you going?

- To set booty traps.

- You mean booby traps.

- That's what I said. Booby traps!

God, these guys...

Guys, look. It looks like a skeleton

of One-Eyed Willy or something.

Give me that. Give me this thing.

Oh, God! There's no way out of here.

No, don't, don't, don't, Brandon.

Hey, guys, now that we've got...

Look at this. See what I found?

Guys, freeze. Don't move.

Don't move. You guys,

don't move back there! Don't move!

- What?

- Freeze!

Run, you guys, run!

Holy sh*t!

Man, that was close.

Wait, listen. Sounds like

somebody's down there.

Shut up and listen.

- Maybe it's a way out.

- Or the Fratellis.

- Or Chunk got the police.

- Or one of Willy's booby traps.

God put that rock there for a purpose.

I'm not so sure you should

move it or anything.

Hello?

Bats!

Save me! They're in my hair.

Help! Rabies! Rabies!

Rabies! We're gonna get rabies!

But the worst thing I ever done,

I mixed up fake puke at home...

...and I went to this movie theater,

hid the puke in my jacket...

...climbed up to the balcony...

...and then I made a noise like this...

And then I dumped it over the side...

...on all the people

in the audience. Then...

Then this was horrible.

All the people started getting sick

and throwing up on each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm beginning to like him, Ma.

Hit puree.

No, I'm too young!

No! I want to play the violin!

- Not my hand!

- Do I get the truth?

Do I get the truth,

or do you get juiced?

- What was that noise?

- Fireplace blew.

The kid's not kidding, Ma.

There's a tunnel down there.

Watch your hair!

They're going for the hair!

Watch your veins, Ma!

Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, run!

Run! They're coming after you!

Hey, if we keep going this

far down, we'll reach China.

Maybe I can go see

my auntie or something.

This could get dangerous, Andy.

- You might want to hold my hand.

- Thank you.

- Oh, wow!

- Oh, neat!

- That's beautiful.

- Look, a waterfall!

- Wow! It's a giant piggy bank!

- We're rich!

We found it!

- Gold and silver all over the place!

- It's gold, we did it!

Hold the lantern.

Coins! Rich stuff.

What year was the map made?

I don't know.

Probably a couple hundred years

before President Lincoln.

George Washington.

- Martin Sheen.

- That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

Well, same difference! I mean,

he played Kennedy once.

That's smart. I'm glad

you're using your brain.

- At least I have a brain!

- You're so stupid, Mouth.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yes.

Shut up! Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

This isn't gold. This is

a wishing well. Look.

Hey, it must be the old

Moss Garden wishing well.

I used to believe when you threw

money in, it turned into your wish.

- I'll take two of your coins.

- That's not fair.

- Wait, wait, wait, you can't do this.

- Why?

Because these are

somebody else's wishes.

They're somebody else's dreams.

Yeah, but you know what?

This one, this one right here...

...this was my dream, my wish.

And it didn't come true.

So I'm taking it back.

I'm taking them all back.

Come on, One-Eyed Willy, what does

this have to do with the map?

Is this another one of your tricks?

Maybe we should keep him alive

in case he isn't lying.

Good idea, Jake. Put him in

with your brother.

Okay, Ma.

Come on, kid.

- You dropped something.

- What's that, a Cracker Jack prize?

- Sh*t!

- We found it on the map.

It has to do with the treasure.

Jake, look at the date on it.

This is an authentic doubloon.

Give it to me.

I told you so.

See, you guys? You never believed me.

I said there was gonna be buried...

Troy, how far you got with Andy?

All the way, buddy?

You guys are so immature. Grow up.

- Come on, tell us.

- Really.

Put it this way:

I didn't make it with her yet.

And I stress "yet."

What the hell?

- What'd you wish for?

- To make it with Andy.

Hey, who's down there?

Hey, guys, it's Troy!

Sounds like Andy.

Andy!

Is that you?

Yeah, it's me. We're stuck down here.

Please send down the bucket.

What the hell are you doing

at the bottom of a well?

Don't ask stupid questions! We're

stuck! Just send down the bucket!

See, guys? Wishes do come true.

All right, my hearties, follow me!

Don't worry. I brought you more food.

Why are you locking me in here?

- You're not too tight.

- Yes, it is.

If you get out, I'll break your legs.

What are you doing?

If you sit too close to the TV,

you'll screw up your eye.

Jake, leave him alone!

Come on! Let me out.

Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence.

Sometimes people call me Chunk.

Help! Let me out of here!

Who knows what we'll find.

Okay, let's go.

Whoa, look at this.

Look how deep it is down there.

Jake, you first.

I ain't gonna go first.

- Go!

- Can't argue with that, Ma, all right.

Troy, throw the bucket down.

Hey, you guys, I'm the smallest.

I want to go first.

Get out! I'm the oldest, so I call

the shots. Andy goes first.

Chester Copperpot.

Chester Copperpot.

Chester Copperpot!

Don't you see?

Don't you realize? He was a pro!

He never made it this far.

Look how far we've come.

We've got a chance.

Chance at what, Mikey?

Getting killed?

Look, if we keep going, someone's

really gonna get hurt. Maybe dead.

We've got to get the police.

Maybe Chunk got the police.

Maybe Chunk is dead.

Don't say that. Never say that.

Goonies never say "die"!

I'm not a Goonie. I want to go home.

I forgot. But still!

Don't you realize?

The next time you see the sky...

...it'll be over another town.

The next time we take a test...

...it'll be in some other school.

Our parents, they want

the best of stuff for us.

Now they got to do

what's right for them.

Because it's their time. Their time!

Up there.

Down here it's our time.

It's our time down here.

That's all over the second

we ride up Troy's bucket.

Andy!

You Goonie!

Spread it around.

You try to make your frosting

look rugged.

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Want a candy bar?

Look, I got a Baby Ruth.

Sir?

Ruth, Ruth, Ruth, Baby Ruth.

I'm gonna throw it to you.

I'm sorry, sir!

I tried to give it to you.

Oh, I'm sorry!

I'm really sorry.

I'll get you a... I'll get you a...

Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier

than I am.

Booby traps. It's only booby traps.

Why you being such a sissy?

Freaking kids.

- Kids must've cleaned him out.

- Right before they ate him.

Stupid.

Follow them size fives.

Sloth.

Chunk.

Sloth.

Chunk.

Man, you smell like Phys. Ed.

Mouth, hold this. Translate this.

"Copper bones.

Westward foams.

Triple stones."

This must be copper bones.

Oh, sorry.

Wow. Look at that.

Triple stones!

We got you, One-Eyed Willy.

We're right behind you.

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