The Making of 'The Goonies' Page #6

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Why couldn't I have had a sister?

A little sister instead

of that?

No, that's too big.

Try the middle one.

- You guys are crazy.

- No, the middle one!

- It fits, Mikey! It fits!

- We got it!

- We got you, One-Eyed Willy.

- Which way do we turn?

West. Counterclockwise.

Counterclockwise.

Try it, Mikey. Try it. Yeah, yeah!

What the hell is that?

It's gonna fall on us!

It's one of Willy's tricks. Move!

- He's gone.

- Oh, no.

- Truly, truly gone.

- Don't be dead.

Pinchers of Peril. You guys, I've

been saved by my Pinchers of Peril.

He's alive! He's alive!

You guys, I'm in another room!

Hello, sheriff? I'm at

the Lighthouse Lounge...

...and I want to report,

well, a murder.

Wait a minute. Just hold on here.

Is that you again, Lawrence?

Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling

you the truth.

I'm locked inside the Fratellis'

basement with this guy.

Rocky Road?

Like the time 50 Iranian terrorists...

...took over the Sizzler

steak houses?

Sloth, get back here. Hold on.

Sloth, what are you doing?

Like the prank about creatures that

multiply when you throw water on them?

Sloth! Sloth!

Sloth's going into the fireplace!

Lawrence?

- No, Sloth, it's just your echo.

- Echo!

No, I'll show you!

Don't go down there!

It's all dark down there, Sloth.

It's your echo, Sloth. Echo.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Pee break. Who's got to go?

- Me.

- Me.

- Me.

- Me.

Me.

This is the little boys' room and

that tunnel's the little girls' room.

Let's go.

Brand, where you going?

This is the men's room.

- Where you going?

- The men's room, Mikey.

Yeah, we're going to the men's room.

Yeah, Mikey's been through here

all right.

Andy, this is not the time

nor the place.

Believe me, I know what I'm doing.

Brand! Brand!

Go see what she's ragging about,

will you?

Brand? Hurry, I'm in here...

...with my eyes closed.

- Wrong way, lover-boy. It's this way.

- Thanks.

Okay, you kissed, now tell.

There's something weird.

What? What is it?

Does Brand wear braces?

Why are you laughing?

Stef, it was beautiful.

Next time, kiss him

with your eyes open.

It's a whole different experience.

Be careful. There's a hole, I think.

I think Brand was standing in it.

Ma, after we dump the kids, how do we

get out? I ain't left no trail.

They're right around here.

I can smell their bubble gum.

Ma, look. Give you three guesses

who left this rope.

You all right?

What, are you crazy? They're here!

They're here? They're here.

They're here!

Quiet. Right down there.

This way. This way! This way!

Come on, right through here!

Let's go, follow me. Data, come on,

don't fall behind. Let's go!

Come on!

- Watch your step, Ma.

- Watch your own.

Oh, God.

- What is this?

- Keep going.

- Oh, great.

- It looks like a boat mast.

Jerk alert!

Somebody's coming.

You there, Ma?

Hurry up.

- Data, hurry up!

- Don't be a fool, Data, come on!

- I got a great idea. Slick shoes!

- Slick shoes? Are you crazy?

Data, come on!

Good enough. I can see

their flashlight!

Hi, fellas. Remember me?

Stop or I'm gonna shoot!

- You'll start a cave-in!

- What do you think that was?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Hurry up with that flare!

It's pitch-black!

- Do you have a match?

- No.

I'll light it on the lamp.

- Cross now!

- Wait a minute!

- Don't push, Jake!

- I'm not!

Sweetheart, are you okay?

No.

These are all solid. Look at this.

All solid.

What is that?

It's disgusting.

Wow.

Gnarly.

That's atrocious, you guys!

Help him! Help him! Hurry up!

What are you doing?

Stop playing around! They're getting

away! What's the matter with you?

"To move on, play the tune...

...as each note is said.

If you make too many mistakes...

...ye will surely be...

- Be what?

...muerto."

- What is that? Come on.

- Dead.

Oh, God!

We gotta play the bones

to get out of here?

Exactly.

- They're on the bridge.

- Hurry up!

- Look! There are notes on this.

- Andy, you took piano lessons.

- I was 4 years old.

- You want to live to be 17?

- Hit it!

- What're you doing!

Finding middle C. This isn't

like my mother's Steinway.

Do something, hurry!

This first chord, I think, is...

Go on, Andy!

My God, it's working!

You did it!

- Way to go, Andy! Way to go!

- It's all coming back to me. Okay.

A.

- C sharp, D.

- Remember the lessons, play it right!

They're coming, guys. They're

down there! They're coming out!

- What should I do?

- All right!

They're coming.

Guys, they look really pissed off!

- What were you thinking?

- I hit the wrong note.

- I'm not Liberace, you know.

- Listen, you're doing fine.

Andy, I believe in you.

Goonies always make mistakes.

Don't make any more.

Where was I?

A, A flat.

Hey, you guys, they're gone!

They're not here!

I can't tell if it's an A sharp

or a B flat.

If you hit the wrong note,

we'll all be flat.

Oh, my God!

Let's go, you guys!

Oh, my God!

Give me the gun. Give me the gun!

Let's go!

- Brand, wait!

- What?

- What are you doing?

- The map!

Let's get out of here!

Damn it!

Oh, sh*t!

Geronimo!

- Are you okay, Mouth? Andy?

- Are you okay, Stef.

What?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow!

Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

- Follow me.

- It's too...

I can't do it, Mama.

Idiot!

Hold on, you guys.

The water's really shallow.

You okay, Data?

You really think there's a treasure?

Andy, this whole ship's a treasure.

Mikey, look!

Don't worry. It's just a skeleton.

There's gotta be gold.

Data. Data's okay.

Data's okay.

Data's quite tired of falling!

And Data's tired of skeletons!

- Why didn't you use the stairs?

- Use the stairs!

Stairs!

The stupid guys tell me to use

the stairs when Data's falling.

- If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore.

- Data's okay.

Then some guy tells me

I have stupid inventions.

I've been spending

months and months...

...studying on them

and inventing them. God!

- Don't touch that.

- Why not? He's dead.

- Have some respect.

- Put that down.

How many ships were there?

- Billions.

- Billions? Billions?!

Watch where you step, all right?

Don't slip. Don't...

Mouth, translate.

Translate nothing. It's a sketch

of the cannonball chamber.

Where's the gold?!

Where's the gold, Mikey?!

I'm tired of these games!

I set off another trap.

Oh, God! I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Are you guys okay?

Oh, my God!

It's Willy.

Break through.

- What's up there?

- It's all right, Brand.

- Just give me a second.

- Okay.

I know how these guys must've died.

It's Willy. One-Eyed Willy.

Hi, Willy.

I'm Mike Walsh.

You've been expecting me...

...haven't you?

I made it. I beat you.

I got here in one piece so far.

That's why they call you

One-Eyed Willy, One-Eyed Willy.

We have a lot in common, huh, Willy?

You know something, Willy?

You're the first Goonie.

Hi, guys.

How's it going? This is Willy.

One-Eyed Willy.

Say hi, Willy.

Those are my friends, the Goonies.

How long have you been there?

Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

What are you staring at?

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