The Making of 'The Goonies' Page #7

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Let's go, load up!

Anything that fits in your pockets.

Except that.

- Why?

- That's Willy's.

Save that for Willy. Anything else.

Bye-bye, marbles.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Hurry up! Those creeps are

still after us.

- That's right! What will we do?

- I don't know. Who cares?

- I got an idea.

- What is it?

I saw it on The Hardy Boys.

We leave a trail of jewels

into one cave...

...and we hide in another.

When the Fratellis go into that cave,

we make a run for it.

Now that sounds like a great idea!

- Outside!

- Okay, this is war!

- Data, don't do anything!

- No!

I said, outside!

- We won't be taken alive, matey!

- What do you mean "we"?

Get Data!

It's not funny! She's got a gun!

Come on, snap to.

- Oh, I love that.

- Come on!

Sneaking up on me, huh?

I know what I'm doing.

I'm all right.

Data's just unhappy.

Pinchers of Power.

- Get it off me!

- Let me help you, brother.

- My gun!

- That's it!

All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Let's go!

Empty your pockets!

Hurry up, empty your jewels! Come on!

You're so quiet all of a sudden.

Aren't you called Mouth?

Oh, my God.

Is that all?

Oh, my God.

You gross old witch.

You want to play pirate?

We'll play pirate. March!

- Keep going, smarty.

- I can't swim with my hands tied.

We'll play pirates. Walk the plank!

Get out on that plank.

- Say goodbye to your little friends.

- Brand!

Get out of the way.

Two down. Who's next?

Ow, will you stop pushing me?!

- You're pulling my hair!

- You get that girl away from me.

Go join your friends, you weasels.

Hey, you guys!

Sloth! How'd he get out?

Sloth, save them!

Save them, it's Mouth and Stef!

- Chunk.

- No, it's Captain Chunk.

Give me the sword.

Captain Chunk says let's get the hell

out of here!

The rope.

Jump rope, Slothy.

- What do you mean, "jump rope"?

- You know, jump rope.

We're in deep sh*t now.

Oh, sh*t.

- Remember we went to the Bronx Zoo?

- Don't start that.

- They wanted to leave you. I said no.

- We never been to the Bronx Zoo!

Remember how they bought Francis a

toupee instead of fixing your teeth?

- I don't wear a hairpiece!

- You rotten bastard!

Here, grab on to the rock. Come on.

What happened to your braces?

Mikey, that little...

Heave-ho!

- I won't sing no more.

- Just put us down safely!

I won't sing anymore.

Hey, you guys!

Mama.

Come to Mama, baby. Come on.

Ma...

...you've been bad.

Slothy, I may have been bad.

I may have kept you chained in

that room. But it was for your good.

Remember? I sang to you.

When you were a little boy.

Fall!

Break!

Fall!

I only dropped you once.

Well, maybe twice.

Put me down.

- I don't mind dying.

- Calm down.

- We'll be okay.

- Sure.

I gotta rot with you through eternity?

I don't want to rot with you!

Sloth, this is the guys.

Guys, this is Sloth.

Brand, we can't go. We can't leave

all that gold. That's our future.

If we stay here, we got no future.

We'll come back for it later.

- All that rich stuff.

- Come on!

Mama, just let us down easy.

Not the sword!

Don't do that, we're gonna...

- You all right?

- Yeah. You?

Yeah.

Will you get up?!

Let's go find the gold.

Head for the light.

Thank you, Mr. Willy.

Thank you.

You've made my day.

This is a real treat.

What the hell is this?

- Another one of those booby traps!

- Booby trap!

Get out of here!

What booby traps?

Booby traps!

Didn't you see the movie?

Leave it. Let's get out.

Look, you guys, daylight.

There's been a cave-in before.

Maybe we can get through.

I can't see. Got a light?

I got the last candle. Mikey, get it.

Is there a way out or what?

This is a funny candle. It sparkles.

- It's not a candle, it's dynamite!

- Dynamite!

Women and children first!

- You guys, push.

- Push.

What about the loot?

What about our lives?

Can you do it? Come on, hurry.

Go!

Hurry up.

Sloth! Help us!

Sloth love Chunk!

I love you too. You'll get crushed.

Sloth, help!

Come on, Sloth!

Well, I'll be damned.

It's them goobers.

They weren't here a minute ago.

- But they're here now. Call Harvey.

- Yes, sir.

- Here!

- Over here!

Get the camera.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

I guess we're kind of in deep sh...

Look, you're a mess.

- Look what we brought you.

- Oh, pizza!

- Your favorite.

- Everything's on it.

- We were in the tunnels.

- It's good to hear your voice.

- I lost my glasses.

- It's okay.

Can I take piano lessons?

- You'll get ammonia.

- It's pneumonia, Ma.

Get these pants off.

Hold it right there.

That's great, Dad.

Just watch this.

I just wanted to say thank you...

...for offering to save

my life and everything.

- What, what, what?

- I wanted to say thank you.

Wow. "Thank you." A real moment.

Your voice is kind of nice when

your mouth isn't screwing it up.

Yeah, well, thanks.

And you know, your looks

are kind of pretty...

...when your face doesn't screw it up.

I'm just kidding.

Hey, Mikey.

You know, you're a great

little kid... Person.

You keep kissing girls

the way you do...

...the parts of you

that don't work so good...

...they'll catch up

to the ones that do.

- What?

- Let her mother worry.

Oh, who needs it?

It's the Fratellis!

- Thank God you're here.

- We need your help.

You're all under arrest. Let's go.

Don't shoot him!

- Look out, kid.

- No! Don't shoot him!

Get them out of here.

You don't know what you're doing.

These are the bad guys!

Those are the bad guys!

Put him down, Sloth.

Put him down. It'll be all right.

Come on, Mama.

You have no idea who I am.

You want to lose your job?

You're gonna live with me now.

I'm gonna take care of you.

Because I love you.

- I love you, Chunk.

- Oh, I love you, Sloth.

Walsh, today's the day,

so let's get this over with.

Irving?

- I'm sorry, Irene.

- Come on, we don't have all day.

There's 50 houses

to tear down after yours!

- Ease off, Brand.

- Punk!

Sheriff, I want you to witness this.

Sorry, Dad.

We had our hands on the future.

But we blew it to save our own lives.

Sorry.

That's all right. You and Brand

are safe with your mom and me.

That makes us

the richest people in Astoria.

You're looking at the richest people

in Astoria. Now sign it.

I'm sure gonna miss being a Goonie.

What's she saying, Mouth?

- No pen.

- No pen?

No write.

No sign!

Don't sign!

- What's in the bag?

- What is it?

Dad! It's my marble bag!

The Fratellis forgot to check it.

I put the jewels in it.

We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!

There'll be no more signing today

or ever again!

Are those jewels real?

How'd you find them?

Were your lives in danger?

- The octopus was scary.

- Octopus?

- It was dangerous.

- Walking the plank was scariest.

Walking the plank?

- Then we found the pirate ship.

- That and the pirate's treasure.

- We were chased by the Fratellis.

- That's enough.

- Telling more stories, Lawrence?

- No, this time it's for real.

How do you think we got the gold?

Holy Mary, Mother of God.

- Look at that.

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