The Mirror Crack'd Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 105 min
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Thank you very much!
Isn't it exciting?
- You know, Wendy...
- Yes, I know, you met her once.
Oh!
Major, ladies, we'd be honoured
if you'd join us for refreshments.
- Yes, indeed. Most kind.
- We'd be delighted, wouldn't we?
She's so beautiful.
But not much of a shot, is she?
Oh, thank you, my friends.
My new, dear, wonderful, sweet friends,
thank you.
Marina.
Jason's screaming for you,
Oh, but I'm having such fun.
Try a little restraint.
Perhaps I could borrow some of yours.
We seem to be sharing
so much these days.
Now, boys and girls,
on your marks.
Ready, steady, 90!
Roy! Come here. Come here, Roy!
Come here, boy. Come along.
That's a good boy. Sit. There.
Freddie Hawkins! Would you
kindly take control of your dog?
You know perfectly well
he should be held on his lead.
Sorry, Miss Marple.
Roy! Roy!
Oh, Miss Marple!
Oh, goodness. Are you alright?
That'll teach me to be dogmatic.
- Can I have one?
- Thank you very much.
- Can I have a spoon?
- Here's a spoon.
I assure you, Dr Haydock,
I'm perfectly alright.
Perhaps you'd care
to join the egg-and-spoon race.
It's just about to start.
- You had a nasty fall.
- Nonsense! I'm not even shaken.
In fact, I'm amazed nothing's broken.
You got away with just a sprain.
I never did discover
the secret of your bone structure.
Long brisk walks as a young woman,
I expect.
Well, you're not walking anywhere
for a few days.
I'll run you back in my car. That's it.
I'll fill you in on all the gossip
you'll miss up at the hall
- when I call round to see you tomorrow.
- Gossip?
I prefer to call it
a healthy interest in human nature.
- Cherry.
- Yes, Mr Bates.
See to that lot upstairs, will you?
to drink us dry.
I'm afraid, Miss Gregg,
that it would seem that our committee
have always felt
that your films are a little,
how shall I say,
risqu for our monthly soire
in the village hall.
- How sweet of you.
- Your lemonade, Vicar.
Oh, thank you. Most kind.
Marina honey, the mayor is upstairs.
I think you should...
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Do excuse me.
- Yes.
Excuse me.
the United Kingdom, Mr Rudd?
Why, no, I've been...
Oh, what a divine necklace!
Well done, Mr Rudd.
First-rate show.
Ah, Mrs Babcock.
Mrs Babcock is our untiring secretary.
The Women's Institute
would be quite lost without her.
I'm sure she's been wonderful.
Now, Miss Giles. How about your cat?
- I keep forgetting its name.
- Matthew.
- That's right!
- Your dear wife had a cat.
Yes, but it always
suffered from eczema.
Carrots. Mashed carrots
and a little warm milk works wonders.
Marina? Mrs Babcock, Miss Gregg.
Miss Gregg, Mrs Babcock.
- Mrs Babcock, lovely to see you.
- Oh, Miss Gregg.
I know this is very silly,
and I'm sure you don't remember,
not with all the millions of people
you meet...
No, no, no, of course not,
How could you? It was ages ago.
It was during the war.
I was in Plymouth in the Wrens
and you came over to entertain
all those marvellous Gls.
Oh, I remember it so well,
just like it was yesterday.
I told you I lost my borage,
last year in the frost?
You know what to do, don't you?
Cut it right down to the ground
in the...
Oh, Mr Rudd, I understand
that you are a film producer.
- No, sir. A director.
- ls there any difference?
Yes, sir. The producer supplies
all the money, the director spends it.
Then the producer yells at the director
for spending too much money,
the director doesn't pay attention
and goes on spending.
The director gets the credit,
the producer gets an ulcer.
It's all very simple. Excuse me.
- It's Lola Brewster!
- It is?
Yes!
It is!
Miss Brewster!
Uh-oh. Mary Queen of Sluts
and Baby Bernhardt under the same roof.
That's all we need.
Miss Brewster,
look this way.
Oh, I was so thrilled.
Absolutely thrilled.
You were wearing that wonderful
blue sparkling dress.
Do you remember what you sang?
I'll Be Seeing You.
Oh, I was a mad fan of yours.
How sweet.
How absolutely, perfectly sweet.
Oh, but then
the most awful thing happened.
Or I thought it was awful.
I was terribly upset.
Do you mean to say
Is he married at the moment or is it
just a rumour that he's a lonely person?
- Jason.
- Is that the fellow with the big ears?
- Excuse me.
- Oh, Major.
- Lola's here.
- What?
- Why in the hell did he bring her here?
I wasn't ill, just poorly.
You know what I mean?
Then I had this idea.
You see,
I didn't have a ticket or anything.
Save it for the Oscars.
But this is the most extraordinary part.
You'll never guess who my uncle was.
He was the stage door keeper.
Now isn't...
Jason, darling!
- My Svengali.
- Glad you could make it.
Where is sweet Marina?
Jason, baby. Nice spread you got here.
I ought to spread you across this room
for bringing her here.
Publicity, bubbie. That's what keeps
Martin N Fenn Productions in business.
I was in the theatre,
standing in the wings.
It was my first time there.
It was so exciting.
Oh, you were wonderful!
And when the curtain came down,
you gave me your autograph
and you let me kiss you.
Oh, yes, you did!
Oh, it was worth it a hundred times.
I do believe it was the most
exciting day of my life'
What a nice little story, dear.
Now what will you have to drink?
Jason makes a wonderful daiquiri,
you'll adore it.
Thank you.
Honey.
Oh, Jason, darling.
We'd like two of your special daiquiris.
Sure. Are you alright?
- I'm fine, Jinks.
- Are you sure?
Yes.
That's great.
Thanks, Miss Brewster.
Marina, darling! I didn't see you.
Why, Lola. What a delightful surprise.
You're looking as lovely as always.
Of course,
there are fewer lights on than usual.
In fact, any fewer
and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.
Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear.
In that wig you could play Lassie.
Same adorable sense of humour.
And I'm so glad to see you not
only kept your gorgeous figure,
but you've added so much to it.
What are you doing here so early, dear?
I thought the plastic surgery seminar
was in Switzerland.
Actually, darling, I couldn't wait
You know the saying,
"Once an actress,
always an actress."
Oh, I do know the saying.
But what does it have to do with you?
Cute angel.
So do tell, how does it feel
to be back after being away so long?
Love your outfit, darling.
Drink, Mrs Babcock?
Mr Rudd is getting me one himself,
thank you.
What are you supposed to be,
a birthday cake?
Too bad everybody's had a piece.
- Can we have a big smile, ladies?
- Chin up, darling. Both of them.
A little bit closer, please, ladies.
Lola, dear, you know there really are
only two things I dislike about you.
Really? What are they?
- Your face.
- Thank you.
- One daiquiri special.
- Oh, thank you very much.
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