The Mirror Crack'd Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 105 min
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a look at the guards, please?
They're supposed to be the queen's
soldiers, not her ballerinas.
Yes, sir. Leave it to me, sir.
Now turn your head right.
No, dear. Not your shoulders,
just your head.
Right. No, dear. Your right.
- Jason!
- Cut.
Save the red.
- Yes, my dear.
Lest we forget, you do have
an actress in this movie,
one who also happens
to be married to the producer.
No, I haven't forgotten.
I think it's important we discuss the
queen's relationship with her father.
When the picture begins,
the father's been dead over 30 years.
Why don't you go to your dressing room
and put on a nice new costume, OK?
I told Marty we should
have got George Cukor.
Swords and blood,
that's all he thinks about.
That and that over-stuffed psycho
of a wife.
Will you get your paws out of my hair?
Where did you get this wig, Woolworths?
Calls himself a director.
Did you see his last picture?
I could eat a can of Kodak
and puke a better movie.
Oh, why, you must be Inspector Craddock.
They told me you'd be here.
How sweet of you to come.
Miss Brewster,
I'm a great fan of yours.
Isn't that nice?
And I now you'll excuse me
while I change.
Yes. Yes, of course.
Please, you carry on.
Now, tell me, Inspector dear,
what's on your mind?
I have a few questions regarding
the murder of Heather Babcock.
- Who?
- The woman up at Gossington Hall.
Oh, yes. Who was she, an extra?
Ow! The zipper, you moron.
It's caught in my rump!
I'm sorry, Miss Brewster.
If I might digress for a moment.
I'd like... Oh, so sorry.
...to erm, ask about your relationship
with Marina Gregg.
Gregg? Gregg, that name rings a bell.
- Come now, Miss Brewster.
- I'm just teasing you, Sherlock.
Of course I know Marina Gregg.
Isn't she that aging,
broken-down ex-star
trying so desperately for a comeback?
Here, try combing this out;
they may find Amelia Earhart.
Now, tell me, Inspector dear,
why don't you ask me
some more of those searching questions?
I just love being examined,
especially by someone as cute as you.
Erm, what I'm particularly...
Are you really from Scotland Yard?
A real-life Inspector?
A real-life Inspector
in my dressing room.
Oh, just think of me as a...
what you call a cop.
Only if you brought
your nightstick, honey.
- Miss Brewster.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I've upset you.
Forgive me,
I promise I'll be a good girl.
Now, about Marina.
Well, what can I say?
She was a great star. Was.
I mean, when I was just
a teensy-weensy little girl,
my grandmother used to take me
to see all of her movies.
around my 16th birthday,
she had this awful collapse, poor thing.
Drugs, alcohol, insanity.
It's not easy
when you've hit rock bottom.
Marty and I felt the least we could do
was to give her a part in my picture.
- Yes, that's very charitable.
- Ow, not so tight.
- Erm, Miss Brewster?
- Inspector?
Wasn't there some kind of trouble
between you and Miss Gregg
- a few years ago?
- Trouble? Why...
Whatever do you mean?
When Miss Gregg began seeing Mr Rudd,
weren't you and Mr Rudd...
Now, Inspector.
That's ancient history.
Besides, Jason and I
were ending it anyway.
I was only too happy to see
Marina find a little companionship,
lonely and pathetic creature
that she was.
Is that why you aimed and fired
a short-barrel 9mm Luger at her skull
missing it by two and a half inches?
- Did the b*tch tell you that?
- No, Miss Brewster.
The Beverly Hills Police Department.
Alright, so I got a little miffed.
I may be a great star,
but I'm still human.
Human enough to try it again?
Only this time with poison?
Are you insinuating?
Merely exploring the possibility.
Er, ready, Miss Brewster.
Well, it seems
that I must take my leave.
Thank you for our little... chat,
Miss Brewster.
And jolly good luck with your picture.
Miss Brewster, we're waiting.
Screw Scotland Yard!
Sorry, ma'am!
I was just taking a walk
down to the village.
It's that way, ma'am.
Ah.
Cherry dear, are the post office
playing with the telephone lines again?
Don't think so, ma'am.
Gossington Hall.
Hello? Hello?
What is that girl up to?
I saw you.
I saw you put the poison
in Marina's glass.
I saw you.
Look, that part's been cast.
Why didn't you call last week?
Leave your name and address with
my secretary and we'll call you when.
Actors.
You know about actors, don't you?
They all live up there somewhere.
I knew a broad once.
I was making a Civil War epic.
We were supposed to shoot
a big scene that day.
she can't work that week. Know why?
Because her astrologist...
tells her it's not in the stars.
So, I, er,
pay this little creep a visit.
I give him a grand, right?
He tells her the stars
have made a sudden shift
and if she doesn't report to work
every morning on time,
she's gonna lose her sex drive.
The next morning
she was there before the janitor.
Won't you sit down?
- Yes, fields of Glory, wasn't it?
- Yeah, did you see that?
Yes, I found it a bit melodramatic.
It's not a very positive...
about it was the negative.
Inspector, what's on your mind?
Erm, how long have you known
Miss Gregg?
Marina? We've been friends
a long time.
Have the two of you been,
er, intimate?
Intimate?
Yeah, we've been intimate.
Everybody in Hollywood is intimate.
Swifty! How are you, Swifty?
What are you doing?
Oh, things are great.
The girl's got the best spot in the
picture. What do you want me to do?
I can't, Swifty. You gotta
give me a break. Come on!
Wonderful. I owe you one.
Thanks, pal.
Agents. He thinks
he's got a lot of class.
He once sold me an actress,
said she was great.
I called her in the morning,
she'd been dead for six months.
- Please go on. I'm sorry.
- Oh, thank you.
Erm, now then, about Miss Gregg.
Let me tell you something about Marina.
Secure, she ain't.
Under all that jewellery
is a sad, insecure lady'
ls there anyone you could think of
who might want to harm Miss Gregg?
Yeah, Hedda Hopper.
No, I mean anyone involved
in the picture. You, for instance.
Me? I'm the producer.
I'm coming up with $3.5 million
to make this movie.
You think I'm going to bump off
my leading lady
two days before I start
shooting the picture?
I've got contracts at Radio City
Music Hall for Christmas!
Unless, of course,
someone else bumps her off.
If someone else bumps her off,
I'll prop her up and dub her
to get her at the Radio City Music Hall
at Christmas.
Harry, I want those pictures
up here right now.
I don't care if she's having tea
with Mickey Mouse,
tell her to bring
the pictures up here now!
Excuse me.
Anything else I can help you with?
I've got a picture to make.
- Errn, yes. Oh, just one thing, Mr Penn.
- Sure.
- I've always been curious about...
- What?
What does the N stand for?
You want to know what it stands for?
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