The Muppets' Wizard of Oz Page #10

in enchanted lands.

The thing you were looking for

was there all along! Jeez!

Do you wanna get home or not?

Thanks, sis.

All you have to do

is knock your heels together three times,

and command the shoes

to take you wherever you wish to go.

(sighs)

I hope this works.

(muppets) One, two, three!

Take me home to Aunt Em!

- Bye, Dorothy!

- Yeah. We'll miss you.

Hey, need any help

with the early-bird rush?

Dorothy!

You're alive.

Look at you! Man, when that twister hit

and flew off with the house,

well, we thought that you were...

Well, where on earth

have you been, Dorothy?

- And what are you wearing?

- What's wrong with my clothes now?

Guess which refrigerator

broke down when you were gone? The...

Don't worry, Uncle Henry.

I don't want to fight.

I just want to say... you were right.

Wanting to be a big star made me forget

what I really love about singing.

When you're doing it right,

I mean really singing,

you don't notice

where you are anyway.

I don't think I'm leaving Kansas for a while!

Well, somebody's going

to be sorry to hear that.

He's been in here every day

asking about you.

- And eatin' up all the flowers.

- Mm-hm.

Mr. Kermit?

Oh, Miss Gale!

Oh, I'm so glad that you're all right!

Hey, we listened to your demo, and you're

the best singer that we heard anywhere!

We're hoping you'll join our tour!

Oh, wow! I can't believe it!

But... I can't leave now.

I just got home with my family.

Oh.

Well, OK. Uh...

Thank you for your time. Um...

I mean, there was that one other girl

in Nebraska who was all right...

Kermit, w-wait. Don't leave yet.

OK.

Dorothy, when that wind picked up

our house and blew it away,

it gave me a whole new perspective

on what home is really about.

If you want to go on tour and sing,

I want you to go,

because now I know you'll always be

home with us, no matter where you are.

- You mean it?

- Come on.

Wanna get some, Kermit?

We're family now.

Ah.

You guys are great.

- Well, Kermit.

- Yeah?

- Guess I'm going with you!

- Great!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Miss Dorothy Gale!

(applause and cheering)

Ah-ha, whoa

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I got a feeling that we did something right

Everything looking up,

future shining bright

I gotta get the message out,

send it loud and clear

All you need is right here

Who said happiness is so far away?

Closer than you might think,

find it every day

Step back, you'll see

you're part of a family

It's a good life

A happy ending is where you landed

It's a good life

Don't you love how it's turning out?

It's a good life

See what happens

when you take your chances?

It's a good life

Come on and find what I've found

(Animal) Good life! Good life!

Oh, that's my niece!

- It's my niece.

- That's my niece!

Yeah

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Dorothy Gale!

(applause and cheering)

Yay! Yay!

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