The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman: The Making of 'The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman' Page #3

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my type, with him being ginger.

Not having a p*ssy. You get what I mean?

Right, right, right.

You just get in today?

Yes. Today.

Yeah? Where you come from?

Chicago.

- Chicago?

Hey, Chi-ca-go!

That's my kind of town.

Is it?

Yeah, well, I've never been.

You like ecstasy, Charlie?

In answer to your silent question,

Charlie, this is why I love this guy.

He's f***ing crazy! He's a party animal!

We should go and get a few beers

or something. You up for that?

Beer? Yeah.

Great. Well, first round's

on you. Come, let's go!

Three beers for the three queers.

Thank you, sir.

Did Carl tell you? He's

auditioning to become a porn star.

Porn star?

Actor. You know.

I have no aspirations to

star. I simply want to act.

That is funny.

Tell him what your

nom de porn's gonna be.

Boris Pecker.

Can you f***ing...

There is no other name?

Boris! Boris Pecker.

It could be nowhere else!

It's just like

I feel f***ing weird right now, man.

Charlie Charlie.

I feel f***ed right now, man.

How's your beer, how's your beer?

I just feel f***ed right now. I mean...

Can I tell you my story?

Yeah.

So, this guy Victor, he died on

my f***ing plane right next to me.

Oh, yeah?

And he gives me a hat, and

it's a gift for his daughter.

Her name's Gabi. Gabriela.

Right.

And she plays the cello.

Cello!

Yeah.

When you hear her talk,

your f***ing heart stops.

F***ing amazing. This

beer's weird as sh*t, but

Having a good time?

'Cause it looks like you're

having a motherfucking good time.

Amazing. I felt like I love her.

I do, I do, I do! I

feel like I love her.

I have to make you aware, Charlie.

Luke put Carpathian ecstasy in your beer

You did? Who did?

Yeah, yeah!

I did. Come on, listen...

Well, f***, man!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, it's fine, though!

It's fine. Mine and

Carl's are laced too.

We all have f***ing

trolley's at the moment.

We're all in a zone of mutuality.

We're all together, rising sun.

There's a naked girl!

Listen, your experience

is your own, yeah?

But we vote on shared

hallucinations, okay?

Any hallucinations in the zone

of mutuality must be voted on.

Who here among us would like all the

women to be naked or semi-naked right now?

All right.

There is. Oh my God.

Having a good time?

These women are naked.

This is my gift to you. Merry Christmas.

Oh my god, oh my god!

Hello, Charlie.

Are you in the zone

of individuality also?

Sure.

Sure. Why not?

Okay.

Listen, I'm glad we bumped

into each other like this.

I want to apologize for my behavior.

Charlie. The f***ing love,

Charlie. The f***ing love.

Turns me somewhat insane,

if I'm being honest with you.

Can I tell you that?

Be honest with me.

Regardless, I do apologize.

But I didn't wash my hands.

What's a little piss among friends?

Oh, Charlie.

Enjoy your new mates and your recreational

drugs and the rest of it while you can.

God knows it can all turn into

blood in a blink of an eye.

Yes.

Your bag was in my car, Charlie.

I left it at the hostel for you, okay?

You're married? What's up with that?

Walking with me? It

could get you killed.

Charlie!

I'll just walk across the street.

I'll walk right here in the street.

I'm gonna help you. It's good.

What are doing?

You want to share a cavalla?

Maybe on our second date.

You like it?

It's my mother's favorite song.

This was my father's

favorite restaurant.

I used to play cello right

here when I was young.

My father hated that he put me

in the place where I met Nigel.

He once ran through here cursing

and throwing candles at the curtains.

It didn't work. He was very drunk.

Good place to be drunk.

Good sober food. I mean,

these are great donuts.

The best.

Gabi, can I say something?

I understand.

When you lose someone who's your home,

you know, you're only home in the world.

And when that happens you think, oh

f*** I should have had a back-up home.

Another person, a place, a thing, something

to make me feel safe, and I don't have that.

And now I'm lost.

I am not lost.

It's a process.

I am angry.

That's why I'm scared for you.

You know, for that picture in your head.

Close your eyes.

Get rid of that one. That one's gone.

That's gone. Blank slate.

Pick a good one, a really

good one. One that's so good

it'll keep the bad one unstuck.

See?

Thank you, Charlie.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna show you all these that

I know. I know all these positions.

It's ballet.

This is the motherf***er right

here. This is the one I know.

I'm not going to laugh.

F***ing, balance!

That's a f***er. That's a motherf***er.

Time for goodbye, Charlie.

No! We should go walk some more.

Let's do it again. Let's

just do the whole path again.

It's a full moon! We get

bikes, we go ride around.

We can do anything. We'll get pancakes.

No, I am sorry.

Why?

It's like they say, another

time, another place. Right?

Who's they? You got friends

that tell you what to do?

F*** them, f*** they, f*** all that.

'Cause this is, this is important.

This. This, all this. This is

This is big to us.

To us?

Us. Two letters, whole world.

Whole world like an oyster that you can

put the future and the past into, right?

And the middle is this "us" thing.

Which is a pearl which is us.

Goodbye, Charlie.

Stay. Okay?

Yeah.

Charlie, please!

Yeah. I can't do that. I don't

know how to do that. I'm sorry.

If you find me tomorrow,

I will kiss you.

Remember, Charlie it can all turn

to blood in a blink of an eye.

Did you see a man here?

A man standing here?

Okay. Okay.

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

What the f***, man? Please!

You need help, man. You're all bloody.

Yeah, I got hit by a car, Luke.

You need to see this.

Carl! Come out! Charlie's

back! Show him what you've done!

Can't I just see it in the morning?

No, you've got to see this now.

I'm not coming out!

Stop being a baby and just

get out here, will you?

He's a bit embarrassed so just be cool.

and don't make a big deal out of this.

He doesn't want to come out.

Come on, come on, come on!

It's fine, it's fine! It's fine.

Holy sh*t.

- Right?

Goes for his job interview,

comes back looking like that!

I don't feel well, Charlie.

One viagra, I told

him to take. Two tops.

Tell Charlie how many viagra you took.

Five.

F*** off.

Six.

Five or six!

These are Romanian viagra.

Carl, why don't you sit down, man?

Let's go to a titty

bar. It's my only hope.

No, relieve the pressure!

Take him to a hospital, Luke.

I'm not going out with

you to a titty bar.

You've got to come with us.

Carl needs you. He's in crisis!

I just got hit by a car, right?

Take a couple of codeine.

You'll be fine, all right?

They let you travel with this?

If I can't travel freely with my drum

of drugs, then the terrorists have won.

Five minutes, Charlie.

There we go. There we go.

Don't let it touch me though.

There we go. Come on.

Easy. Easy out the door.

You speak Romanian, Luke?

Romanian?

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