The New Yoda Chronicles: Clash Of The Skywalkers

Oh, sorry, sorry. My fault.

Figure it out, people.

It's not rocket science.

Argh! Coming through.

- After you.

- No, I insist.

Rebel base to Luke Skywalker.

This is Luke.

Be careful out there, Luke.

The Empire's hunting for you.

I'm patrolling the Arkanis sector

and I see no sign of imperial activity.

Repeat:
No sign of imp...

Whoa!

How's this for a sign?

Rebel base, I've

been spotted by Darth Vader.

I'm under attack.

At the risk of jinxing myself,

I have you now.

I got him. I really got him.

Yay for me!

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Nice job, Artoo.

And Luke?

You almost had me fooled.

Ha-ha, thanks.

- And we're clear.

- Great performance.

Oh. So a fake it was.

Thought Luke was

a goner for sure, I did.

Tell me about it. I'm a ghost,

And I still sweated through my robe.

Operation fool Vader into thinking

he destroyed Luke was a success!

With Vader off our

trail, now we'll have time

to prepare our evacuation

to the new base.

I still wish it was me out there.

No you don't!

I could've beaten Vader.

I should be fighting.

I'm a Jedi, like the

guys in the holocron.

Even if you fought Vader and won,

you'd still have the

whole Empire after you.

We need to lay low until

we reach the new base.

- Try to be patient.

- Okay.

- And don't be so mopey.

- I'm not mopey.

Oh, man...

We have to get him a hobby.

Leia to new base advance team.

Yes, hello, your highness.

Have you arrived at the location?

Yes, we are indeed within

sight of the base, but...

It hasn't been occupied for many years.

What condition is it in?

Well, to be diplomatic,

the whole area leaves Captain Solo

rather less than overwhelmed.

Whoa!

I hate this place!

You sent us to the coldest

ice slab in the universe.

Exactly. The Empire will

never look for us there.

Yeah, well, the only one of us who isn't

freezing his rebel butt off is Chewie.

He's wearing a fur coat.

Chewbacca, you seem

to be malfunctioning.

Well, toughen up. Let us

know when the base is ready.

- We can't do anything until then.

- But it's cold as...

I just hope the Empire

fell for our trick

and they really think Luke is gone.

d I got Luke Skywalker d

d the Emperor's gonna love me d

d I'll get another medal d

d to go with my first one d

- Do you want to tell him?

- No way. You tell him.

- Oof!

- # hey, it's Admiral Ozzel #

d how come you're not dancing d

Lord Vader, we found the wreckage

- of the ship you shot down.

- And?

There's no evidence Luke Skywalker

was ever inside. It was a decoy.

I see.

Well, that's the way it goes sometimes.

Just continue searching for him.

No problem. Excuse me.

Huh. He took that rather well.

Noooo!

Why?!

Nobody help me.

Argh! Oh!

Okay, help me.

This is it.

It'll be nice and warm inside.

Yes, I'll make you some soup.

- Yes, I'll pick the celery pieces out.

- Such a fussy eater.

It's a bit dark.

What's that horrible smell?

I didn't say it was you, Chewie.

Why do you have to be

so touchy all the time?

I have found the light switch. Ha!

Oh, man, now we have

to go outside again.

Hey!

Hey, it's my old buddy.

We're gonna really stick

it to the Empire, eh?

You know it.

It'll be like old times.

They'll never stop us.

You fools! Don't say things

like that before a battle.

You'll doom yourselves.

Sorry. It's just, we can't

wait to get into the action.

And when we do, we'll show them.

I feel like I could take

on the whole Empire myself.

Stop it!

All this waiting around

is driving me nuts, Artoo.

I need action.

These great Jedi didn't

just sit around waiting.

I wish I could be like them.

And I wish I didn't

have to squint like this.

Ah, what's the use?

Hoping we're not too

late I am, Obi-Wan.

This is amazing. That's Ben!

But who's that little green boy?

If we play our cards right,

we can slip past Count Dooku's

battle droids and

rescue Governor Bibble.

Dooku? Bibble?

They had some crazy

names back in the day.

This way!

Hm. I detect the presence of Jedi.

- Find and destroy them.

- Roger, roger.

Uh-oh, the bad guys

are about to find them.

Glad I'm not them.

Vader!

Let me get this straight.

You were fooled by an R2 unit?

Not just any R2 unit.

It was R2-D2.

"The R2-D2."

I'm starting to think

I should have turned him

to the dark side.

You really know how to hurt a guy.

My lord!

Our probe droids have detected

a single holocron being activated

on the planet Mustafar.

That's got to be Skywalker.

Admiral, take the fleet there at once.

- Yes, my lord.

- What?

- Why him?

- You had your shot.

Seven shots, actually,

and you blew them!

Oh, come on.

Give me one more chance.

I need this.

Pretty please?

Fine. You do it.

Yippee!

Oh, I hate it when he says that.

I can't trust him.

Prepare my shuttle.

- Yes, my lord.

- I'll handle this personally.

Mustafar, now!

A grave error, Luke has made.

Unforeseen, this development was.

Uh, you don't foresee a lot, do you?

Foresee much, I do.

Just not the big things.

- Are we there yet?

- No.

- Are we there yet?

- No.

- Are we there yet?

- No!

- Are we there yet?

- Yes.

- Really?

- No.

Oh, man.

How are they gonna get out of this?

Bide our time, we must.

Patience, our only tactic is.

- Or, we could do this!

- Anakin, no!

Anakin?

That's my father!

Looking for a fight, metal heads?

- Get him, my battle droids!

- Roger, roger.

Now's your chance to

rescue the governor!

Great work, Anakin!

What a brilliant move.

That's my pops.

- Luke!

- Leia. You've gotta see this.

It's the greatest Jedi of yesteryear.

Well, I need the greatest

Jedi of today-year,

because the imperial fleet

is heading this way to attack us.

How did Vader know we were here?

What could have led them to us?

Oh, man...

Well, that's it. We're finished.

It's Alderaan all over again.

What a minute.

It's me Vader wants.

And I want him.

Leia, prepare to evacuate to Hoth.

Artoo, come with me.

- Where are you going?

- To attack the fleet.

Luke, stop.

You'll get us all killed.

Don't worry. I got

the idea from the holocron.

That doesn't make me feel any better.

Prepare your ships. We're leaving now.

Let's just hope Han and his team

get that landing pad lit.

- Captain Solo?

- Yes?

Might I have permission

to communicate with

our apparently ravenous captive?

Go ahead. I'm just

hanging around anyway.

Thank you. Ahem.

- What are you saying?

- I am making a series

of rather rude jokes about his mother.

Ha-ha. That's brave.

He'll eat you first now.

- I'm saying you taught them to me.

- You what?!

A calculated risk!

A risk that is about to pay off.

Open fire!

Great job, goldie.

Let's go!

Why do you even need that thing?

You never use it.

Luke, turn back.

You've gone crazy.

Crazy like a space fox.

When the fleet chases me,

you guys will be free

to evacuate to Hoth.

- I've planned it all out...

- What?

Hey, watch where you're

going, Sunday flyer.

Ah! It's you!

- Hi there.

- Why you little...

- Is this in the plan?

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