The Other End of the Line

Every time I hold you

There's a feeling

You know, it's a feeling that pulls me in

Deeper and deeper into your mind

Every time

And I want more and more until they stop

Oh, there's something about you, baby

You're all I need

Slip into something

more comfortable. Hawksin Hotels.

You're everything to me

We think it really brands the chain.

Hedonistic opulence. Pampering.

he place to go

when you're with someone special.

Well. I think it's perfect.

Lf. By "perfect. " you mean low-rent porn

that's completely inappropriate

for me or my hotels.

Even the chocolate was naked.

- We could lose the chocolate.

- Why are you speaking?

- Stop speaking. Why is he speaking?

- I don't know.

You know what let's do?

When I'm speaking. You stop speaking.

- Right.

- He did it again.

Mike?

Well put.

Look. Fellows.

I don't want my customers thinking

about what their bed was doing

before they got in it.

n the good side.

The pastries were delicious.

Amici.

A vanti.

Mr. Hawksin?

he passion angle was something that

we decided on months ago.

pparently. We define the word differently.

Have you ever even stayed

at a Hawksin hotel?

Because judging from what I saw in there.

You have no idea what we believe in.

I've never actually stayed

in a Hawksin hotel per se. But...

nd what about the international angle?

We decided we would go

for global business.

Exactly. I'm with you. Sir. Great idea.

oday's business needs to attract

a wider customer base.

- Please. Sir. We can do this.

- gain with the talking.

ll right. This isn't the first time

a tryst in a hotel room didn't go well.

But just give us one more shot.

If we don't make a commercial

that tells the whole world

exactly who Hawksin Hotels really is.

Well. Then I'll...

We'll both quit the business forever.

Scout's honor. You have my word.

nd my passion.

- Passion.

gain with the talking.

You see Mike. Here?

He's worked for me for 37 years.

And hasn't said one word the whole time.

I'll tell you what.

We're opening a new five-star restaurant

at the Hawksin Grand

in San Francisco next week.

You're both invited.

You'll come up.

Get a feel for the place. If you can.

Call the office. hey'll set it up.

"Leave the business. "

hank you. Sir.

What did I tell you about the girl

climbing on the guy's lap like that?

What? It was tasteful.

I need to see the proofs before

you send them to L. Before...

Call ed Stevens' new agent.

See if ed can shoot a spot

Iso. There was that video...

Messenger the Milan samples

to Granger's apartment.

...performance artist.

He was a New School graduate?

- I want to see those tonight.

- I don't remember his name.

- But find him and give me his reel.

- Yeah. kay.

Yeah. Thanks.

I've got one more shot with Hawksin.

If we don't get this account. I don't know

if Charlie and I are gonna make it.

Don't worry about it.

International angle?

What does that even mean?

You'll come up with something.

You always do.

Hello. Yeah. That's me.

I'm not interested.

CIYone Bank.

I was afraid it was another woman

who heard about your imminent success.

I didn't think Emory Banks

had a jealous bone in her body.

ver shoes and careers. Yes.

ther women. Not so much.

- You're amazing.

- I know.

Mr. Woodruff. I'm afraid

your card's been declined.

Really?

Just give me a minute. Yeah?

Mr. Woodruff, this is Jennifer David

from CITYone Bank calling again.

Please don't hang up, sir,

we seem to have a situation.

Yeah. It's more of a train wreck. Actually.

I just tried to use my card.

We've frozen it for your protection.

ur fraud division has picked up

more than $28.000 in charges

within the last 10 days to your account.

- Holy sh*t!

- What is going on?

- It's $28,422...

- Somebody stole my card number.

...and 48 cents. To be exact.

- So I take it these aren't yours?

- Yeah.

- I mean. No. No.

- hat should work.

- Hey. Hold on.

- hank you.

I've got this.

Just give me a minute.

- Mr. Granger?

- Yeah.

I just need to verify

some of these charges.

Jessica. This isn't really a good time.

Why don't you call me tomorrow morning?

It's Jennifer. Actually.

Jennifer David. And I can call you then.

Please don't try to use your...

Let's go.

Doesn't little Granger want

to come out and play?

No. Little Granger's tired.

Sorry. It's probably work.

- Hello?

Mr. Woodruff?

- Speaking.

- This is Jennifer David

from CITYone Bank Card. It's 8:00 AM.

h. Right. My wake-up call.

Good morning, sir.

- Now, we need to establish...

- his is important. Em.

- ... which of these charges are fraudulent.

- Do you want to get off the phone?

First, if you wouldn't mind

answering a few questions.

Your mother's maiden name?

I can't believe you. Just hang up.

- Klinger. No.

- kay.

Strike that. That was

her second husband. Winslow.

- Is this a bad time, sir?

- Yes. It is.

Sorry about that. Ms. David.

That was my maid.

She was being naughty. Please continue.

kay.

Can you list your last three purchases?

Let's see.

I bought an iPod a few days ago

for the gym,

took a potential client to Pete's.

Best ribs in town.

You'll probably see that charge

on my card a lot.

Do you remember a charge of $250

at Lotus Florists, four days ago?

- I didn't get any flowers.

- No. Not mine.

They were delivered to a Ms. Leslie Moore.

- Ms. Leslie "We're just friends" Leslie?

- Em.

...- -R-E. That's right.

Her mother was sick.

She just passed the bar.

- Flowers are very thoughtful.

- You're killing me here. David.

- Em. You're not leaving. Are you?

- Whatever.

- Okay, now, Mr. Woodruff...

I'm gonna have Emily come by

- and get things. All right?

- I'm going to fax you a print-out

of all these charges. Circle the ones

that are yours, and then fax it back to me.

Great.

t least tell me it's not raining again.

Is it nice out?

I don't know. Sir. I'm in San Francisco.

SF. You know. City by the Bay.

Home of the 49ers. Golden Gate Bridge.

Cable cars...

May I help you?

his is Jennifer David

from CIYone Bank Card calling.

Call you tonight?

But I need you to really try to...

Please don't hang up. Sir...

ll right. Sir. I'd be happy to help you.

hat should take care of it for now.

hat's it for me.

hat was my 42nd hang-up tonight.

I've had like four "Get lost. Idiots. "

And 16 "Lose my number. Morons. "

nd I think this guy just called me

a douchebag. What's that?

I don't know.

I'm so happy they moved me

to Lost or Stolen.

You're so lucky.

Do you want to go for shopping

before it gets too crowded?

- kay.

- You know. I have to go to Vikram's house

this Sunday. And Papa told me

to get a new dress.

- Wow!

- He said. "Every time the Bhatias see you

"in jeans. I'm afraid

they're beginning to think

"that their future daughter-in-law

is a boy!"

Your father has a point.

Vikram comes from a very good family.

You should impress them.

- You're killing me here.

- I'm what?

It's a slang.

You need to pay attention in class.

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