The Pack

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Honey, I need to piss.

Can you help me?

I can't carry heavy objects.

Sh*t!

Friends of yours?

You're right, yeah...

May I get in?

I warn you,

if you don't leave your cock...

... you'll get your knuckles rapped.

Don't worry, it's too cold.

Where are we going?

I don't know.

But I'm going towards the sun.

Straight on until

my CDs get finished.

I come from there.

And I'm going down there.

Is there a problem?

Where are you from? 80s?

Tell me...

... your story.

I love other people's problems,

it's dope to me.

- Oh yeah?

- Hmm...

- Me, is when a guy my age

loses his hair.

Bah, damn!

You know the story of the masochist...

... the sodomite, the sadist...

... the murderer, the necrophiliac

and the arsonist?

No.

- In a mental asylum,

a masochist, a sodomite...

... a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac

and an arsonist are bored.

What?

They are bored.

The sodomite said:

And "if we f***ed the cat?"

Then the sadist replies:"Oh yeah.

let's rape and torture the cat. "

The assassin adds:

"Cool! Let's rape, torture

and kill the cat. "

Then the necrophiliac says, "Oh yeah...

"We'll rape, torture and kill the cat,

and then rape her again. "

Then the arsonist said: "Cool!

- Let's rape, torture and kill,

rape again and burn the cat. "

Silence. They all look at

the masochist and ask him:

Hey, and you? You say nothing?

Masochist answers: "Miaow. "

- Yeah, not bad.

I knew it with a caribou.

I don't want to bother...

... but my dick wants

the butt of a girl.

I don't like to let him wait.

I'm Bazooka Joe.

And those two, it's John Grizzly

and Jordan Minnesota.

May we join you?

Wanna dance, sweetie?

- Your breath

would curdle the yogurt, honey.

And besides, I don't like the music.

Don't worry.

I just want to feel your ass.

Get lost!

I'm gonna kiss you.

Try, a**hole!

Let me go, sh*t sack!

A**hole!

Let me go!

I prefer him.

He has a smaller a**hole.

Yeah!

- I'll f*** him in the ass

in the mouth...

... and under the arms.

You'll crash!

Go!

No mess at my place.

Get the f*** out!

Otherwise...?

Otherwise, I'll paint my lino

with the juice of your balls.

Funny, right?

Let's go, guys.

You're OK?

Go ahead. I'll make you collapse.

Damn!

Sh*t, I'm in my underwear!

Come on...

Jump!

Are you lost or what?

Damn!

Sh*t!

Have you seen a guy in the bathroom?

What?

- A guy with long hair,

in the toilet?

No.

Sure you haven't seen him?

I didn't see anybody.

You're here?

Are you there?

Jean Jean!

- For once I find someone

who isn't too dumb...

Hey you!

John John?

He isn't really gone, is he!

- You wouldn't be the first

a guy abandons.

- I saw your very nice

photo wall in the toilet.

What's that door for?

Oh! It's been locked for years.

- It's not to open?

- No chance.

It's closed!

Damn!

Is Jean Jean there?

No.

- We had an appointment.

It's "La Spack" here, right?

Yes.

But now "La Spack" is closed.

She' cleaning. Get lost!

Please!

- You're cleaning for a reason.

- Not your business!

Oh, what a jewel...

Is there a problem, Miss?

Can I help you?

At first glance, not much.

You're the sheriff?

Yes. Well, not really.

Now I'm retired.

But if you want a guide,

you are right.

Cool.

Call me Chinaski,

like everyone else.

So what happens?

Well, I lost a friend. Finally...

I haven't really lost him.

He's not really a friend.

He went to the toilet...

... and puff, he disappeared.

You have a relationship?

No.

I just gave him a lift.

It's not so clever...

... for a girl

to take hitchhikers.

People are nasty nowadays.

They rape everything that moves.

Large, small...

... elderly, children,

skinny ones, tall ones...

Fat ones?

Yeah. The fat ones too, yeah...

They rape even corpses

hanging from the ceiling.

The range of possibilities is vast,

miss.

I know, yeah...

Is the... is he an adult?

Of course he's adult.

Well, I can't do anything for you.

I'm surprised.

When an adult disappears...

... you can't do anything.

That Is The Law!

Great laws we have.

And if his corps reappears

on the surface of a channel?

- You over-react.

Give me your name and phone.

- Charlotte Massot. MAS...

- Wait, wait.

MASSOT Charlotte.

Charlotte...

Char-lot-te.

Phone?

OK.

Goodbye, miss.

Oh la la, what a jewel!

Sh*t!

- I can spot small cuties

like her from miles away.

Here. You take my place

in the shed with the rest.

So, my little darling?

Too bad you came back!

That's my boy?

Huh?

Do you like my boy, huh?

Hmm...?

Here.

John Wayne, John Wayne...

- You should eat

my little heart.

It's not appetizing...

... but it's rich on iron.

Here...

... you'll need it.

A good yum yum!

He wasn't well prepared,

that one!

OK then?

Go...

Well, anyway!

Go...

"John Wayne"

Hey, you!

Ho!

Hey, you! Untie me!

John Wayne will not!

Idiot, untie me!

Look!

Come on!

Hurry!

Sh*t!

Hey, John Wayne,

let's see what you can do.

John Wayne! John Wayne!

C'mon...

Go!

Yes... Yes!

Go ahead. Shoot!

Shhh.

You take care of the stuff...

Sh*t!

Go ahead.

- I practiced catching

in my younger years.

You must be pretty

good to beat me.

Move!

Hello?

Hello...

- You won't make this blow twice.

Tomorrow's your time for the chair.

John Wayne, John Wayne...

- Is there a problem

with the toilet?

Yeah.

There was a brawl

with a couple of bikers.

- So if we want to...

Go outside?

Well, yeah. No choice.

Yeah...

Until tomorrow, John John.

I f***ed your score.

Uh...

I talked with a Miss

Charlotte Massot.

She reported

the disappearance of a friend.

Really?

Yes. She came from your place.

When?

Last Saturday.

In the weekend

my mother is here.

Ah...

You must ask her self.

- Is she here?

- No.

She takes care of the farm.

He doesn't look very well.

There was a cop in the bar.

He asked lots of questions.

Who cares of this old fart!

Go and take care of the new ones.

They won't be long now.

I like the little girl.

She's nice.

It's really petty for her.

I'm talking to you!

- She hasn't always been like that,

you know.

When my brothers died,

she became crazy.

The authorities preferred

to let them die in the mine...

... rather than risk

a gas blast.

We can't do anything against them.

The village people

talked about creatures...

... born of the mud and blood of the dead.

Miners were killed underground.

We laughed a lot about that,

I can tell you.

It's really weird

whom they chose, you know.

We dug too deep, I think.

My mother says that

the earth wants blood.

And we have no right

to refuse.

Bonjour, Madame!

Oh, my God!

Pardon.

I did not want to scare you.

- It's OK.

Is only so few visits...

... these times.

What can I do for you?

- I want you to tell me

about Charlotte Massot.

Don't know anything.

But if...

I met her in your yard,

and it's not long ago.

I remember it well...

... pretty little things like her,

don't come here so often.

Oh yes...

A small dark-haired?

Yes.

- Pretty girl.

- Yes.

It may have happened

something to her.

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