The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #3
Season #2 Episode #2- Year:
- 2008
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Sedgewick:
It's kinda nice to called a hero.George:
Sure beats "loser."Eloise:
Well, gentlemen, are you ready for adventure?Sedgewick:
Point the way!Eloise:
Oh, you're not pirates,are you?George:
Well, we're...EIliot:
We sure aren't cabin boys.George:
We're friendly pirates, sort of.Eloise:
Oh. You don't rob or pillage, do you?George:
Oh, no, we don't do any of that stuff.Sedgewick In fact, we don't do anything at all.
George:
Back home, they actually call us "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything." (LAUGHING)Sedgewick:
That's right.Willory:
How comforting.Eloise:
Well, then, there's no time to spare.Elliot:
Great. I'll drive. We'll just give it some gas. How do you start this thing?George:
(LAUGHING) What a kidder. Elliot, let me take the wheel. You scramble up to the yard and unfurl the topsail.Elliot:
Come again?George:
Position three.Elliot:
Oh! Aye, aye, Captain.Sedgewick:
So, you guys got TiVo?Eloise:
Certainly. Where are my manners? Willory, kindly bring our friend some tea.Sedgewick:
No, TiVo. It's the recording thing with the TV thing in the future. Tea would be lovely.Elliot:
(GRUNTS)Pirate:
The spies are in place, sir.George:
This is great. So, where we headed?Elliot:
We're coming up on a bunch of islands. Real pointy ones.Willory:
Yes, the Whipcrack Islands .These treacherous watersshelter many a desperate pirate. A skilled captain able to sail this maze will find, at its center, the Inn of Jolly Joe, a popular pirate haunt. Perhaps we should turn back.Eloise:
We cannot turn back. Alexander is counting on us. Captain, are you up to the task?George:
Sure. Why, exactly, do we need to go there?Eloise:
To find outmore about this.Sedgewick:
Hey, I've seen that on TV. You can cut a can with it and still slice a tomato.Eloise:
This cutlass belongs to the pirate who took my brother. If we find out who the owner is,we'll be closer to finding Alexander.WILLORY:
My lady, I don't think we're safe. These waters teem with pirates, and you'd make a handsome prize.Eloise:
We must do whatever it takes to rescue my brother, Willory. Besides, we have our heroes to watch over us.Sedgewick:
Does anyone know where the bathroom is?George:
Oh. Don't worry about a thing, Willory. It's under control.Willory:
Listen here, I don't know who you are or where you came from,but I know what a hero is and you three buffoons are most definitely not.George:
How do we look, First Mate Elliot?Eliiot:
Looking good, Captain. Steady as she goes. Huh? Captain, did you see anything over there?George:
Hey, I don't see anything.Elliot:
Hmm.(CANNON FIRING)
Elliot:
Oh, no! What? Oh, dear!One-eyed Louie:
Drop your sails and prepare to be boarded!Willory:
Quickly, my lady,you must hide.Elliot:
What do I do?George:
(STUTTERS) We should drop our sails.Elliot:
What?George:
Drop the sails! Get to the yard and undo the knots. Position three!Elliot:
Okay.One-Eyed Louie:
Perhaps you don't know who you're dealing with.This be One-Eyed Louie, terror of the Seven Seas. I'm giving you to the count of five to drop your sails or we'll send you to the bottom.(PIRATES LAUGHING)
ELLIOT:
I'm putting you on my list.George:
Drop the sails!Drop the sails!Elliot:
I don't knowhow to untie them.One-eyed Louie:
Five...George:
They're bowline knots. Break the back!Elliot:
Back of what? Which? Where?One-eyed louie:
Four...George:
The rabbit goes around the tree twice, then down the hole. Get the rabbit out of the hole!Elliot:
What rabbit?One-eyed louie:
Three...Sedgewick:
(SINGING) Looking for the bathroom. Oh! How quaint.The princess has a Powder Room! Locked. All right,where's the key?One-eyed louie:
Two...Elliot:
I'm not getting it.George:
The rabbit,the middle, the hole!Sedgewick:
Here, key, key, key! Oh! Look, there you are. On a big ring, just like at the gas station.One-eyed louie:
One.Sedgewick:
Come on. I got to go!(PIRATES YELLING)
Eloise:
What a marvelous strategy, pretending you couldn't untie a knotwhile Sedgewick creptdown to the gun deck. What cunning! What bravery!George:
(STUTTERING )Oh, it was nothing. Really.Elosie:
I told you they were heroes.SEDGEWICK:
I don't have to go to the bathroom no more!PIRATE:
Get a move on. Hurry it up!Robert the terrible: Welcome to my kingdom, Prince. It's not quite as home as your father's, but it's great for entertaining.
SAILORS:
Whoa!Robert the terrible: Have fun!
Alexander:
You can't hide, Robert. My father will send help.Robert the terrible: (LAUGHING) Oh, I would enjoy that. All are welcome.
Alexander:
(GRUNTING)Robert:
Watch your step.Eloise:
Any sign of the inn yet?George:
Anything?Elliot:
Not yet.Eloise:
My father will be very pleased that his Helpseeker found you all.George:
You love your dad a lot, huh?Eloise:
Oh, yes. He's a wonderful king. Wise, brave, but he always finds time for me, his little Eloise.George:
Oh, that's great. I'd figure a king would be kind of busy most of the time.Eloise:
Oh, but he's much more than just an ordinary king. Do you have children?George:
Sure do. George Jr. and Lucy. Great kids. I'm sure they know how lucky they are. A hero for a father!(SIGHING)ELLIOT:
I see something! It looks like an inn or something.WILLORY:
I'm asking again, my lady, for your own safety, please return to the ship.You are a princess, and this inn is full of treacherous pirates!Eloise:
Yes, thank you, Willory. But my brother's life may be at stake. Even princesses can do what's right.Willory:
Yes, of course.Eloise:
You'll need to befriend a group of pirates, then ask them about the owner of this cutlass.Willory:
Right. And, for heaven's sake, keep your wits about you. These are treacherous men.PIRATE:
Join in!PIRATES:
(SINGING) Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, argh, argh, argh, argh Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, argh, argh!Scooter:
Grab your root beer, hold it high! Whack your shipmate in the eye! Yank his hair and break his nose! Watch your back,it's Jolly Joe's!Pirates:
Grab your root beer, hold it high! Whack your shipmate in the eye! Yank his hair and break his nose! Watch your back, it's Jolly Joe's! Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh Argh, argh, argh, argh, arghSCOOTER:
You've got it now! Keep it up, lads! Swing your shipmate, promenade Smack him with a rusty bladeSpin around and do-si-do Watch your step,it's Jolly Joe'sPirates:
Swing your shipmate, promenade Smack him with a rusty blade Spin around and do-si-do Watch your step, it's Jolly Joe's Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh Argh, argh, argh, argh, arghSCOOTER:
Watch your backs, scalawagons!Pirates:
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh Pirates do as pirates please We're terrors of the Seven Seas And when we've pillaged all our foes There ain't no place like Jolly Joe's! Grab a keg of ginger ale Hop up on a wooden pail Drop it on your shipmate's toes! Oh! There ain't no place like Jolly Joe's! Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
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