The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #6

Season #2 Episode #2

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(SNAPPING)

Sedgewick:
Hey! Where did...That's mine! Ellen. I bet she'd want me to come back.

Crab:
(SQUEAKS)

Sedgewick:
What? The light. The crab will show me the light. Maybe I can't do it, but maybe I can! And this is the dayto find out!(GRUNTING)(LAUGHING) Sorry, boys! Gourd is off the menu!(WHOOPING)

Alexander:
What do you want, Robert?

Robert:
Isn't it obvious? I want the throne, the crown! For years I watched my "noble" brothe ruse his power for the benefit of every family in Monteria except our own! Feed the poor, help the sick. The widows, the orphans, blah, blah, blah.

Alexander:
My father is a good and generous King.

Robert the terrible: Indeed. He took Monteria's wealth, our wealth, my wealth, and squandered it on strangers. Peasants! When the crown is mine, I can once again enjoy the benefits of royalty.

Alexander:
You're not strong enough to take the crown from my father's head.

Robert the terrible: Perhaps not. But with you and your sister out of the way, I'll be next in line for the throne. And if your father should have an unfortunate accident...

Alexander:
What do you mean?

Robert the terrible: Ambition is the mother of invention. A little something I worked up during my exile. Amazing what black powder can do,f loating just beneath the surface. A little demonstration.

Pirate:
Off you go,Your Highness.

Pirates:
(LAUGHING)

Robert the terrible: Of course, I can't just leave them in the harbor waiting, or I'll blow up my own ships. So I need to know something. When is the King returning?

Alexander:
He didn't say. But even if he had, I'd give my own life before I'd tell you!

Robert the terrible: But would you give your sister's?

(DOOR OPENING)

Eloise:
Alexander!

Robert the terrible: Surely you must know when your father is returning! (SIGHING) If you can manage to remember, I might consider sparing the two of you. You have two hours to think it over. Otherwise, when the sand runs out, so do the Prince and Princess. Put them in their cell.

Alexander:
Oh, Father, who can help us now?

ELLIOT:
(SINGING) Oh Papa's got a gumball, Nellie, Papa's got a gumball, Sue, Papa's got a gumball, Nellie I think I'll blow a bubble for you. Oh, Papa's got a pork chop, Nellie, Papa's got a pork chop...

George:
Will you stop that?

Elliot:
What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?

George:
After the 32nd verse, it grates. Besides, it's making me hungry. Look at this. I suppose Robert's fortress is beyond those peaks. But there's supposed to be a pass.

ELLIOT:
The Clapping Pass, right?

George:
Right. I don't see anything.

Elliot:
You think that's the Island of Walking Rocks?

George:
It's got rocks, but they don't appear to be going anywhere.

Elliot:
Maybe it's poetic license.

George:
I'm going to look for the pass.You hang out here.

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

Elliot:
(CHUCKLES)Walking rocks.(SINGING) Look at us,we're walking rocks We don't wear any shoes or socks. La-la-la-la-la

(RUMBLING)

Boy rock:
(GRUNTING)

Elliot:
(WEAKLY) George? George!

(RUMBLING)

George:
That must lead to the fortress. Hey, Elliot!

Elliot:
(SCREAMING) The rocks!

George:
Huh?(SCREAMING)

Elliot:
(SCREAMING)

Girl rock:
(CHUCKLING)

Elliot:
There's another one!

Both:
(SCREAMING)

Baby rock:
(COOING)

Elliot:
Do you think one of those Could crush a coconut?

GEORGE:
Are you kidding? One of those could crush a Volkswagen!

Dad rock:
(ROARING)

George:
I think we woke up Dad.

Elliot:
Do you suppose he'll put the kids on time-out?

George:
Not likely. It was nice knowing you, Elliot!

Elliot:
You too, George. Thanks for the adventure.

Goege:
Don't mention it.

GEORGE AND ELLIOT: (CRYING)

Sedgewick:
(PANTING)

BOTH:
Sedgewick!

Sedgewick:
(COUGHING) Hey! I've been looking for you. I followed the clues. They worked out pretty well. That was a swim. (GASPING) Company?

Cheese curls:
(SQUEAKING)

Sedgewick:
Oh, no. I hate these guys!

Cheese curls:
(SCREECHING)

Sedgewick:
(SCREAMING)

(ROCKS GIGGLING)

George:
Sedgewick, keep it up. I think they like it.

Sedgewick:
Oh, sure, yeah. I'll just keepr unning all day. No problem. Oh, it had to be me. It's not...I am so tired... Would you...

Dad rock:
(LAUGHING)

Sedgewick:
Somebody eat them. Would you?

Girl rock:
(GIGGLING)

George:
That was a good idea, swimming over here with those...Whatever they are.

(RUMBLING)

GEORGE:
Oh, no. We got to get through there before it closes!

SEDGEWICK:
What? Why?

George:
Robert has the Prince and the Princess.

Sedgewick:
Hang on. Now, this is the guy who wants to crush us like coconuts, right?

George:
Uh-huh.

Sedgewick:
And you're going to go in there and stand up to him?

George:
Yep.

Sedgewick:
And you're in on this, too?

Elliot:
Mmm.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Sedgewick:
Okay.

George:
We go to row through before it closes.

Sedgewick:
I don't think that's possible,and that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles without arms or legs.

GEORGE:
Well, you got a better idea?

Dad rock:
(GRUNTING)

George:
Yeah. We need to get through. Can you help?

Sedgewick:
What's he gonna do, chuck us into the side of the mountain?

George:
We'll just have to trust him.

Sedgewick:
Trust him? He's a rock!

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Sedgewick:
"Trust the rock," he says. I don't understand.

Elliot:
Guys?

GEORGE:
We're not going to make it. The pass is almost closed.

Elliot:
Guys?

SEDGEWICK:
"Trust the rock. Trust the rock."

Elliot:
Guys!

BOTH:
What?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

George:
Row!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Elliot:
Oh, the Clapping Pass. I get it.

George:
Must be some kind of a secret bay or something.

Sedgewick:
So, where's this fortress? Oh.

George:
Found it.

Sedgewick:
Won't they see us coming?

George:
We're flying their flag. We should be fine.

Elliot:
There you go. They got a garage!

Sedgewick:
Well, that makes it easy.

George:
Too easy. It's not guarded or anything.

SEDGEWICK:
They don't need to guard it. Nobody can find this place.

Elliot:
Huh? Hey, guys? There's bubbles.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Dragon:
(ROARS)

Elliot:
(SCREAMING)

Sedgewick:
Look out! He's going to eat us! (CRYING)Don't eat me!

Elliot:
Back off, serpent, or taste my steel!

SEDGEWICK:
What?

(BOTH GASPING)

Dragon:
(ROARING)

(SEDGEWICK AND GEORGE WHIMPERING)

Sedgewick:
Huh?

Elliot:
Hi, guys. It's a contraption. I found a big lever inside, shut the whole thing down. Pretty cool, huh?Guys?

Willory:
Oh, dear. Like sand through the hourglass, so are the last few minutes of our lives.

Elliot:
Okay, guys, let's go get the Princess.

George:
I'm hoping this will lead up to the dungeon level, and that's where we'll find the Prince and Princess.

ELLIOT:
Wow! Their dungeon has a swimming pool.

George:
Oh, no. It's a cistern.

Elliot:
A what?

George:
Their supply of drinking water. So they could last for months during a battle. The dungeon must be on the next level up.

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