The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #7

Season #2 Episode #2

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Sedgewick:
Hey! I found the stairs.

George:
Hmm.

Sedgewick:
So, what are we going to do when we get to the dungeon?

George:
Huh? Oh, I haven't figured that part out yet.

Sedgewick:
Oh, good. I was thinking we had a plan.

Elliot:
Hey, I think we're there. It's locked.

Bell pirate:
(SNORING)

GEORGE:
Yep, this is the dungeon, all right. And look! There's the Princess! (SOFTLY) Princess Eloise! Princess Eloise!

Willory:
What? It's...

Alexander:
Who is it?

Willory:
It's...

Eloise:
Our heroes!

George:
We've come to rescue you.

Elliot:
Do you have the keys?

George:
If only we could get real small.

(WHIRRING)

ELLIOT:
That is one neat toy.

Sedgewick:
It is not a toy. It's a labor-saving device.

George:
Come on! Time's a-wastin'!

Bell Pirate:
(SNORING) Huh? Huh?

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL SIGHING)

Alexander:
What manner of magic is this?

Sedgewick:
It's not magic. It's RadioShack!

(BEEPING)

GEORGE:
All right, quickly!

Eloise:
I knew you'd come back.

(BANGS LOUDLY)

Bell Pirate:
(YELLING)

George:
We got to go. Follow me.

(BELL CLANGING)

Alexander:
Quick! The keys!

George:
But this way is...

Alexander:
Now!

Robert the terrible: Time's up. Hello! What's this? Someone wanted to spoil my fun? Surely not you?

Willory:
(TITTERING) Oh, no, sir.

Robert the terrible: Then you three?

Elliot:
(TITTERS)

Eloise:
They're heroes sent by my father. They'll be your undoing.

Robert the terrible: The King's heroes? Then you can answer my question. When will the King return?

George:
He didn't mention it to us. It didn't come up.

Robert the terrible: Surely the King's heroes would know of his plans! Tell me when the King will return, or say goodbye to the Princess.

(WHIMPERING)

George:
Let her go! We're not the King's heroes. We're not heroes at all. It was all a misunderstanding.

Robert the terrible: Explain.

Sedgewick:
We're no heroes. We're cabin boys. We work in a restaurant. We clear dishes. We clean up. We give people refillson their soft drinks.

Elliot:
That's right. The King's heroes? He's so lazy, he can't even climb a ladder without giving up.

Sedgewick:
(TITTERING)Yeah, and he's scared of everything. Spiders, snakes,wicker furniture.

Elliot:
(TITTERING)It's true.

Sedgewick:
(TITTERING) And George there, he's such a wimp, even his own son thinks he's a loser. Isn't that right?

Eloise:
Is it true?

George:
It's true. The ball made a mistake. We're no heroes. We're...

BLIND MAN:
When all hope is gone, help will come from above in the shape of a donkey.

George:
Donkeys.

Elliot:
We're not donkeys. We're cabin boys.

George:
But even cabin boys can do what's right! Follow me! Elliot! The ball!

Elliot:
Here.

Bell pirate:
(SNORING)

George:
We really need help right now.

(BEEPING)

George:
Get in!

Willory:
What?

George:
Everybody, lean!

Robert the terrible: No! Get them!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Elliot:
It's more fun if you hold your hands in the air.

Alexander:
What was that?

George:
The drain. We're getting out of here!

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Willory:
I'm feeling flushed!

Robert the terrible: You've got to be kidding! Quick! To the ship!

ALL:
Whoa!

(WHOOPING)

SEDGEWICK:
What a ride!

Eloise:
You did it!

George:
We're not done yet. Row! Row like the wind!

Willory:
We've got company!

Gerorge:
Row! Row! Row!

Sedgewick:
Can I ask where we're rowing to? The pass is closed!

George:
It could open up at any second. Keep rowing!

Robert the terrible: (CHUCKLING) A noble but pointless effort. Gentlemen, take them out.

George:
(SCREAMING)

Eloise:
(SCREAMS)

SEDGEWICK:
This is not going so well.

Alexander:
Unless that pass opens up,we're doomed.

Willory:
We can'tget much further.

Alexander:
Is there anything that ball can do now?

George:
We really need help.

ELLIOT:
Help!

George:
Nothing. It's not blinking.

Robert the terrible: They're in range now, boys. Finish them.

(RUMBLING)

Elliot:
Whoa! What is it?

George:
I don't know.

Eloise:
Father!

Robert the terrible: It can't be!

The King:
You know what to do, men. Watch your aim.

Pirate:
Quickly! Disable the ship!

(MEN SCREAMING)

Robert the terrible: Where are you going? Back to your posts! Return fire!

Pirate:
Against the King's men? You are mad! (SCREAMING)

Robert the terrible: (GROWLING)

The King:
Men, hold your fire.

Robert the terrible: On my word, Brother, I'm not finished! I'll never be finished until that crown is on my head!

The King:
For amazing tenacity, unwillingness to give up. For extraordinary bravery in the face of grave danger. For leadership and cunning in a time of great peril. You wish to speak?

George:
We're glad we could help.Your kids are real sweet. But the ball, it doesn't work right. We're no heroes. We're cabin boys.

The King:
There were no mistakes. The Helpseeker picked exactly whom I intended. And I made sure you had everything you needed to complete the task. The crab that showed you the way, the lever that saved your friends. The donkey from above. The adventure I call you to may not be easy ,but you'll never journey alone. My help is always there.

Elliot:
When we were on the island, the ball said it was time to go home.

The King:
That was a test, which you passed with flying colors .Sometimes, a test helps us decide what matters most. The hero isn't the strongest or the fastest or the smartest or the best-looking.The hero is the one who, no matter how hard, does what he knows is right. Monteria! I give you three heroes!

(ALL CHEERING)

WILLORY:
Are you sure you don't want to stay? We can always use a few more heroes.

George:
No. I want to see my kids.

Sedgewick:
And my Ellen!

Elliot:
And Bernadette!

KING:
Fare thee well, friends.Your work here is done.

(BEEPING)

ELLIOT:
Sure enough. Hang on.

Willory:
You know, I liked them from the very beginning.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

George:
We're back. The show's on! It must be Friday. I got to find my kids.

Sedgewick:
And the girls!

(Spanish Gold Reprise)

Actors:
Our shirts are loose Our pants are tight. It's Spanish gold for all tonight. It's Spanish gold for all tonight.

George:
Caroline! Kids!

Sedgewick:
There they are!

All:
(GASPING)

Actors Except Sir Fredrick: (GASPING)

Sir Fredrick:
It's a fine night for a pirate fight. It's Spanish gold for all tonight So bring a hearty appetite Our aim is true Our cause is right It's Spanish gold for all tonight

George:
Oh, no! He thinks Sir Frederick is me!

SIR FREDERICK:
It's Spanish gold for all tonight As Spaniards quake to see the sight Our flag unfurled with black and white It's Spanish-

(He then gets pushed out of the way)

Sire Fredrick:
Hey!

Robert the Terrible: There's no King to save you now, cabin boy!

George:
Elliot! The ball!

Elliot:
It's blinking! (GRUNTING) Here it is.

Stall him!

Elliot:
Andy! Trigger B! Say hello to my little friend. Take that! Whoa!

Bernadette:
No!

Robert the Terrible: Enough tricks!

George:
A little help?

Robert the Terrible: (SCREAMING) Ouch.

George:
Time to go home.

Robert the Terrible: Uh-oh.

All:
(CHEERING)

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