The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Page #8

Season #2 Episode #2
Synopsis: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is the second VeggieTales feature film.
Genre: Animation
Year:
2008
1,013 Views


George Jr:
All right! That's my dad!

Jacob:
Can I come over to your house?

Mr. Hibbing:
I'd like to rethink your auditions. You could really add something to the show.

George:
I don't think we need to be in the show after all. Life has plenty of adventure of its own.

(The Pirates Who don't do anything by Relient K)

Men:
Argh, Argh, Argh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Man:
We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just Stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you We're don't anything. Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been To Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in The fall.

(song ends)

(Record Scatches)

Sedgewick:
Hold on! We're not quite done!

(Rock Lobster starts)

Sedgewick:
We landed on the beach(Everyone: oh) We were looking for the Clapping Pass(everyone: oh) Something came up behind us(everyone: oh) It was a rock monster

Everyone:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(x2)

Sedgewick:
Rock monster (2x)

Sedgewick:
We were on the beach(everyone: oh) I was running from evil cheese(Everyone: oh) They were trying to eat me up But they ran into a rock(everyone: oh) But it wasn't a rock(everyone: oh) It was a rock monster

Everyone:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(x2)

Sedgewick:
Rock monster (Rock monster) (2x)

Berndatte and ellen: Rock monster

Chesse curls:
Rock Monster

Sedgeick:
It tossed us in the ocean(Everyone: Oh ah) in my pirate thingy(Everyone: Oh ah) here he comes(Everyone: Oh ah) he's on the run party people(Everyone: Oh ah) Here comes a cannonball(Everyone: Oh ah)

Sedgewick:
Rock, rock, Rock monster

Everyone:
Monster, rock monster. Monster, rock, aaaaaaaaaa. Monster rock monster. Monster, rock aaaaaaaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaaaaah

Bob:
: All right, that's a wrap.

Cheese ball:
Hmmm. hmm? (screeches)

Robot voice:
is anybody out there?

(What Are gonna do by TobyMac starts)

TobyMac:
(Uh oh, uh oh! . . . Let's count it! . . . Uh oh, uh oh! Let's count it, one . . . two . . . three! T-Mac!)(Chorus) You ain't got nothin' left to prove today, Unlikely heroes from around the way, Come back tomorrow and we'll save the day, It's on me, it's on you. . . So tell me what we gonna do? (Uh oh, uh oh!) Tell me what we gonna do. (Uh oh, uh oh) (What you wanna do?) I'm 'bout to drop us like a habit. (uh oh, uh oh) The future's our's if we just grab it. (uh oh, uh oh) Don't need no clutch, it's automatic! (it's automatic) We just can't ignore what we came here for. It's only fear that would prevent us. (uh oh, uh oh) All that we need is deep within us. (uh oh, uh oh) They've just started somethin' we gonna finish! And we can't ignore what we came here for. (Chorus) Tell me what you. . . gonna do? (Bridge) I'm movin' these shoes like Monopoly. Ain't never gonna count what it's costin' me. 'Cuz we run the show 'bout 20 below, From the Banks and the Grill to the streets of Soho. I'm movin' these shoes like Monopoly, Ain't never gonna count what it's costin' me. Say we run the show 'bout 20 below, From the banks and the Brille to the streets of Soho. It's our time to shine. We gonna do it right! It's our time to blind them. We gonna do it right now! It's our time to shine, We gonna do it right! And we can't ignore what we came here for. (Chorus twice) (Close out) Uh oh, uh oh! It's our time to shine! Uh oh, uh oh! Tell me what we gonna do? Uh oh, uh oh! It's our time to shine!

Cheese curl:
hmmm? ha. (screeches)

(end of transcript)

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