There's No Business Like Show Business Page #2
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gives up actors for Lent.
Does the box office
fall off?
Yes, Father. Ours falls off.
Yours picks up.
Oh, I understand,
but to return
to the children.
The fact is, they want
to be back with you.
Did they tell you that?
Well, they've
done more than that.
They tried
to run away. Twice.
No.
Yes.
Why? Is the work
too much for them?
I mean,
are they dumbbells?
Oh, no.
Not at all.
If there's something
wrong with our kids,
you don't have
to horse around. You can...
Oh, I beg your pardon,
Father.
That's quite all right.
No, there's nothing
wrong with them.
Quite the contrary.
Steve is a fine student,
quiet, serious.
Quite an unusual boy.
Katherine, well,
the sisters tell me
she's above average.
And, uh, Timothy?
Well, uh...
Timothy is all boy,
shall we say?
A natural born leader.
Great kid, huh, Father?
Unfortunately,
sometimes he leads
the others
in the wrong direction.
Oh, there's
nothing serious.
What I'm trying
to say is,
the children
are just not happy
away from you
and the theater.
Happy? Who told them
they're supposed to be happy?
They're supposed
to be learning things.
Well, in any event,
I think that you
and your husband
should have a talk
with them
and try to explain
to them how you feel.
Personally,
I find something
very rare and precious
in this feeling
they have for you
and your profession.
Of course, it's up
to you to decide.
Excuse me.
I'll get them.
Get that bit
about Tim?
"Natural born leader."
Look, birdbrain,
Father Dineen was trying
to tell us
in a very nice way
that we've got a little
gangster on our hands.
Didn't you get it?
The kids are going
to stay right here, Terry.
Who says they're not?
Don't act so innocent.
I know you.
You're a pushover
for those kids.
Me? You're the one
that's always
giving in to them.
Not this time.
I'm going to be as firm
as the rock of Gibraltar.
The rock of Gibraltar.
The kids knew we bought
a house in Jersey,
but this was the first
time they'd seen it.
And what a time
to face a big fat mortgage.
Crash!
Depression!
And the first thing
that people gave up
was the theater.
And the first thing
the theater gave up
was the Donahues.
Boy, the things
we had to do
to make a buck.
we even split up.
She's not so good
in the house
But on a bench
in the park
You'd be surprised
She isn't much
in the light
But when she gets
in the dark
You'd be surprised
At a party
or at a ball
I got to admit,
she's nothin' at all
But in the Morris chair
You'd be surprised
And when I say coffee,
I don't mean
just any coffee.
I mean Shelby's
aerated, vacuumized
flavor in the bean
coffee,
which comes in three
delicious grinds:
Instant...
perk...
And drip.
So
Let's have
another cup of coffee
Yes, let's have another cup
of Shelby's
aerated coffee.
And let's have
another piece of pie
Then one day
We were in the chips again,
playing big picture houses
all across the country.
Till about '37.
That was the year
Tim surprised us all
and graduated
from high school.
And we started
working out a new act
for the whole family.
Katy's love was dancing,
and the kid was good.
Steve was no hoofer,
but he sure could
sell a song.
Our name
for the new act?
What else?
The Five Donahues!
Working together,
we soon hit the top:
Headliners in a big
hippodrome extravaganza.
Come on and hear
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Come on and hear
It's the best band
in the land
They can play
a bugle call
Like you never
heard before
So natural that you
want to go to war
That's just
the bestest band what am
My honey lamb
Come on along
Let me take you
by the hand
Up to the man
Who's the leader
of the band
And if you care to hear
The Swanee River
Played in ragtime
Come on and hear
Alexander's Ragtime
That raggy beat
Gets in your feet
Come on and meet
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Ah, come un zee hear
Ja?
Come un zee hear
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Ach, du liebe, shee,
come see und hear
Ein, zwei,
drei, vier
That's the best what
am in the land
If you want to hear
The Swanee River
Spieled ragtime
Come hear,
ach, ja
Das oompah pah pah
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Oompah pah pah,
oompah pah pah
Oompah pah... oop
Alexander's
Ragtime Band
Come on and hear
Hoot, man
Come on and hear
Hoot, man
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Come on and hear
Hoot, man
Come on and hear
Hoot, man
It's the best band
in the land
And if you care to hear
Swanee River
Played in ragtime
Come on and hear,
come on and hear
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Hoot, man
Alexander's
Ragtime Band
Allons, mon cher
Attention!
Alexander, ooh l l
Ecoutez, amis
Alexander, ooh!
Touch
And if you care to hear
Vraiment magnifique,
zee Swanee River
Che che che che che
In ragtime
Allons, allons
Marchons, Marchons
Alexander's Band
Oui, certainement
Come on along
Let me take you
By the hand
Up to the man
Who's the leader
of the band
Come on and hear
Alexander's
Ragtime Band
Come on and hear
It's the best band
in the land
They can play
a bugle call
Like you've never
heard before
So natural that you
want to go to war
That's just
the bestest band what am
Honey lamb
Come on
Come on along
Let me take you
by the hand
Up to the maestro
That man
The leader
of the band
I want to hear that
Swanee, Swanee River
Play it, play it,
play that ragtime
Hear, hear
Alexander's band
Is
Here
It must be the man
It must be Alexander
Hey, hear the band,
dance with the band
They're here
Come on and hear
Alexander's
Ragtime Band
Come on, come on,
come on
It's the best band
in the land
If you hear
that bugle call
That's about the bestest
band what am
Honey lamb,
come on
Come on along
I want to take you
by the hand
Up to the man
The leader
of the band
And if you want that
Swanee River
Played in ragtime
Come on along
Come on along,
come on along
To see and hear
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Oh, you!
Hey, it went great,
huh, Pop?
Yeah, Tim. Fine.
You know who was
out front tonight? Flo.
Ziegfeld?
No, Flo Zimmerman,
my cousin from Passaic.
Mit de apple strudel
und the lager beer.
- Lager beer. Skol.
- Skol.
Hi, Timmy.
Oh, hiya, kid.
I'll be with you
in just a minute.
Oh, excusen me.
Important business
up and comin'.
You're excused.
Good-bye.
Terry, have you ever
had a talk with Tim
about... you know... girls?
Yeah, a few times,
but he wouldn't give me
any phone numbers.
No, seriously!
You kidding?
That'd be like me
teaching Dempsey
how to fight.
I wish they'd pick
Yeah, me, too.
I hope the kids are ready.
I'm starved.
Me, too.
Come in.
Hiya, Stevie.
Be with you in a minute.
Mind if I go on ahead?
Got a date?
No, no.
It's such a beautiful night,
I just feel like walking.
I got some
thinking to do.
OK, if that's
your idea of fun.
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