There's No Business Like Show Business Page #3
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See you later.
So long, Steve.
Terry.
What?
Do you think something's
bothering Steve?
Why?
Well, he seems
so far away these days.
I mean, he's not
always with you.
Kind of like a poet
or something.
Maybe
he'll write lyrics.
No, it's not that.
It's...
No, it's not that,
either. It's...
I don't know,
but it's something.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad
we got that cleared up.
Ready?
Katy, we're ready.
Katy, you in there?
Where could she be?
She's usually
the first one.
Tim?
Timothy?
How about it?
Fine.
We'll be right back.
Well, uh, don't hurry.
another gin and tonic,
another straight bourbon,
another scotch and soda...
and another
ginger ale, please.
Ginger ale.
Why don't you break down
and have a real drink?
Relax.
Oh, I'm completely relaxed.
Well, this is more like it.
That other place
was a creep joint.
Yeah, and the one
before it was a morgue.
Right.
I'll check my hat.
OK, baby.
Miss?
Uh, Miss?
Good evening, sir.
Welcome to Gallagher's
Golden Pheasant Room.
Check your hat, sir?
Try it again,
a little bit more
from the chest.
Oh, you think so?
it's all diaphragm.
All diaphragm?
Hmm hmm.
I'd say there's
quite a lot else there.
Tell me,
what's a girl
with such
pear-shaped tones
doing checking hats?
I am temporarily
between engagements.
Six months temporarily.
And a girl has to eat
and pay
for her singing lessons.
Oh, you're a singer?
I could've sworn
you were
a dramatic actress.
You think
that's impossible.
No, no,
I can just see it now:
You as Lady Macbeth.
What a sleep-walking
scene!
I wonder if some evening
you'd mind...
Skip it. I don't
give private auditions.
Number 35.
How now, brown cow?
Good evening, sir.
Welcome to...
Eddie, did you get him?
Is he coming over?
Yeah. Believe it or not,
coming over to hear you.
He's on his way.
Helen, take over
for me, will you?
Well, sure, honey.
What's up?
Lew Harris
is coming over.
Lew Harris?
The producer?
I'm going to sing
with the band.
Oh, good luck, honey.
Is this the dress?
Are you sure
it's the right one?
He said it was
the one you picked out.
It cost and arm
and a leg just to rent.
I hope you know
what you're doing.
Eddie, will you
stop worrying?
I've known what I was doing
since I was 6 years old.
Does Gallagher know
you're going on,
or is this a secret
between you
and the band?
Sure, Mr. Gallagher's
in on it.
He knows I've worked
in clubs before.
But how can you
go on and sing
with a strange band?
I'm not singing
with a strange band.
I rehearsed with them
all afternoon,
and they're very friendly.
The head waiter's name
is Carlos.
He has a very good table
for you and Mr. Harris.
And the drinks
are on the house.
Carlos is in on it, too?
Of course. He's even going
to make the waiters
stop serving
while I sing,
and he's very
friendly, too.
I have been an agent
for a good many years,
but this is
the first time
the client
has ever managed me.
Oh, and another thing.
When you bring him back
to see me,
I want to show him
that I'm an actress, too.
I've been working on a scene
from The Cherry Orchard.
The Cherry Orchard.
Vicky, let's save the acting
as a surprise for him
for later. Much later.
Right now, Mr. Harris
wants a singer.
A hot singer!
What song
are you singing?
I'm singing
"After You Get What You Want,
You Don't Want It."
Vicky, for the love
of Mike,
will you forget that
elocution stuff?
It's
After
You Get What You Want.
After. After. After.
OK, Eddie. You run down
and wait for Mr. Harris.
I'll change.
After.
After.
After.
After.
The girls
in the chorus say
you're not to be trusted.
Yeah? What else
they say about me?
Wouldn't you
like to know?
Yeah.
I beg your pardon.
May I please get by here?
Well, if it isn't
Ethel Barrymore.
It was only
yesterday...
Please, let's not play
any more games.
I'm in an awful hurry.
Must be losing my grip.
Something's
happening to me.
You're getting old,
Buster.
Why, you must be
almost 20.
What difference does it
make how old a man is?
Listen, Cheri,
one man in 20 years
may still be a baby,
a mere enfant,
but another may have
lived a full lifetime,
seen everything,
done everything.
It is not how old
you are, mon patoot.
It is the way
you have lived.
It's the wine
you have drunk,
the music
you have heard,
and the women
you have known.
Oh, the stories
I could tell you, kid.
Yeah?
So tell me.
Well, I... Hey, hey.
I'll take the bottle.
And bring another
double gin
for Snow White.
You know,
you're real cute.
Oh.
Well, uh, bottom's up.
You're pretty cute
yourself.
Well, now,
that's more like it.
I thought you were great
in the show tonight.
Oh, did you?
Uh-huh.
You were swell.
Oh, thank you,
but you know,
you didn't see
all of it.
No?
No. We've got a lot
of comedy stuff
that we didn't do.
Real slapstick.
I like slapstick.
I'll bet you do.
We have one bit
that never fails.
Here.
I'll show you.
Put your hands out
like this, flat.
Now, I take
these two glasses
and put them like so.
And?
That's all.
Bye!
Hey!
Mr. Harris' table.
We have a reservation.
Yes, sir.
This way, please.
Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,
Gallagher's has a little
surprise for you tonight:
A new young talent,
Miss Victoria Hoffman.
Come on, everybody,
let's give the little girl
a great big welcome.
After you get
what you want
You don't want it
If I gave you the moon
You'd grow tired
of it soon
You're like a baby
You want what you want
when you want it
But after you are
presented
With what you want
You're discontented
You're always
wishing and wanting for
Something
When you get
what you want
You don't want
what you get
And though I
sit upon your knee
You grow tired of me
'Cause after
You get what you want
You don't want what
you wanted at all
Changeable
You've got
a changeable nature
Always, always
changing your mind
There's a longing
in your eye
Hard to satisfy
And here's
the reason why
'Cause after
You get what you want
You don't want it
If I gave you the moon
You'd grow tired
of it soon
You're like a baby
You want what you want
when you want it
But after you are
presented
With what you want
You're discontented
You're always
wishing and wanting for
Something
When you get
what you want
You don't want
what you get
And though I sit
upon your knee
You grow tired of me
'Cause after
You get what you want
You don't want
what you wanted at all
Baby, I don't mean
to make you blue
But you need
a talkin' to
'Cause after
You get what you want
You don't want
what you wanted at all
I know you!
Well, what do you think?
I'm interested.
I knew it.
I knew you'd
flip your lid
over this girl.
Ha ha ha ha.
How do you do, Mr. Harris?
Hello, Mr. Harris.
Hi there, Mr. Harris.
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