There's No Business Like Show Business Page #4
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- 1954
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Hello.
Oh, not again.
I'm waiting for someone
terribly important.
This is
terribly important, too.
I happen to be
Kirby from Variety.
I think the world
should know about you.
How about an interview?
This not another one
of your little jokes.
Oh, no,
not when I'm working.
The only thing is I'm
expecting these people.
That's all right.
Why don't we start
and see how far we get.
Oh, excuse me.
Uh, tell me, have you had
any previous experience?
Doing what?
I was thinking
of your stage career,
but I'd be interested
in anything else
you have to tell me.
I see.
Why don't I give you
my telephone number?
Why don't you?
I have
a much better idea.
I'll call you
tomorrow at Variety,
and we can make a date.
Oh, it's, uh, well,
tomorrow happens
to be my day off.
I was afraid
of something like that.
Excuse me.
That must be my guests.
Oh, hello.
Vicky, this is
Mr. Lew Harris.
Charmed, I'm sure.
I enjoyed your performance,
Miss Hoffman.
Did you?
Did you really?
Come in please.
This gentleman
was just leaving.
Tim Donahue.
How are you, kid?
I hear you and the family
are knockin' 'em dead
over at the Hippodrome.
Thank you, Mr. Harris.
One of
The Five Donahues?
Oh, you do
a great act.
I didn't know
you knew him.
We just met.
Mr. Donahue,
it was awfully sweet
of you to come back
and tell me how much
you admired my work.
When one performer
troubles
to tell another,
that's praise indeed.
And tell your family
while I do
appreciate it,
I couldn't possibly
join their act.
I'll tell 'em,
but they'll
be brokenhearted.
I'm sorry, but there are
five of you already,
and I much prefer
working as a single,
if you know what I mean,
and I think you do.
Mad about me.
Timmy, where you been?
I been lookin'
everywhere for you.
I just fumbled,
and the coach took me out.
Whoop,
that's a cute step.
Come on,
let's go someplace
where they appreciate me.
Oh, this is silly.
After all, they're
not children anymore.
No. Come on,
I got a good hand.
They're certainly old enough
to take care of themselves.
Exactly. You go.
Why do you suppose
they didn't tell us,
just sneaking out
that way without...
Molly, that's just
part of growing up.
Remember our first date?
Yeah.
We didn't tell anybody,
either.
No.
You remember how late
we stayed out?
Mm-hmm.
You should've been
ashamed of yourself.
Where the heck
is Katy?
Take it easy.
Now you got me worried.
It's about time,
you big lug.
Here's a taxi.
What do you mean
by coming home
at this hour,
young lady?
You have some
explaining to do.
How sweet of you
to wait up for me.
Do pay the cab fare,
darling.
I'm flat.
Where did
you pick her up?
Outside of Gallagher's joint.
How much do I owe you?
6.20.
6.20? How'd ya come,
by way of Canarsie?
I brought her home,
didn't I?
Thanks.
Got change of 20?
Oh, yeah.
And for all I know, Mom,
dripping.
Let me tell you about
the one I used to use.
A handbag
full of nickels...
anybody got fresh...
clunk.
We used to call it
the woman's defender.
What's so funny?
gallivanting till
all hours of the morning,
and you think
it's a big joke.
Maybe Katy never went
to finishing school,
but there are some parts
of her education
Um, Tim get home yet?
No. Why? You see him?
You know where he is?
No. I just wondered.
Where in blazes
have you been?
In church.
Church?
Now I've heard
everything.
No, seriously.
Church at this time
of night?
I went for a walk
through the park first.
Who with?
Nobody. Just myself.
Mom, Dad,
there's something
I want to tell you.
Well...
I don't want you to think
I haven't given this
a lot of thought, but...
Go on.
I'm going
to be a priest.
A what?!
A priest.
You're kidding.
Steve, what are
you talkin' about?
I know this
comes as a big shock
to all of you, but...
it's what I want
more than anything else
in the world.
A priest?!
Why, you must be abs...
Let him finish, Terry.
about it last summer.
Today I got a letter
telling me to report
to the seminary
next week.
I am not going
to let you do it.
Terry...
Now, you
stay out of this.
Look, son,
you're very young.
You don't understand
what a wonderful thing
life can be.
You don't know
how wonderful it is
to fall in love
and get married
and raise a family.
I'm not gonna let you
give all that up.
I've thought
about it, Pop.
It's just that some people
are meant to be one thing,
some another.
What about your work?
What about everything
you've been trained for?
What about the theater?
In a way, it's just
a change of booking.
You must admit the church
has had a pretty long run.
I just hope
I have the talent for it.
Beats me.
I can't figure it out.
Come on along,
come on along
Alexander's
Ragtime Band
Come on along
Hello, everybody.
Oh, great.
He's crocked.
I beg your pardon...
stinkied.
Whoops, forgot
to remove my hat.
I'll fix him.
- Now...
- Pop...
I can handle him. I've been
handling him his whole life.
Is there some sort
Can I be
of any assis...
Can I be of any...
Oh, Mom, I don't
feel so good.
Oh, no, you don't.
Upstairs for you.
I just had
this carpet cleaned.
What a family.
One of 'em
goes sneaking off
to a nightclub,
one of em comes home
smelling like a saloon,
and the third one... you...
I might've expected you
to come home drunk like Tim,
but I will be a Hindu swami
if I expected
what you gave me tonight.
Pop, don't take it
so big.
Steve might turn out
to be something
really big,
like a bishop
or even a cardinal.
Yeah? The only cardinal
I want in this family
is one that plays ball
with St. Louis.
I could take a...
Bath.
Big man now.
Comin' home like...
You're drowning me.
Don't put any ideas
in my head.
Yeah, but I...
Down, boy. Down.
And don't come up
till I tell ya.
Where am I?
Here.
Give me that.
Will you please, Ma?
Timmy, this hurts you
more than it hurts me.
Now get in there.
I'm getting there.
Come on, get in.
Hurry up.
This way. Put your head
down here on the pillow.
Come on.
All right,
let's have it, sport.
Who were you out with?
Lillian Sawyer.
That tomato?
to marry me, Mom.
I know I proposed
something.
I bet you did.
What'd you have to drink?
I don't remember,
but we topped it off
with champagne
and root beer.
I was trying to forget.
Forget what?
That's another thing
I don't remember.
Another girl, I think.
Little man,
you've had a busy night.
Yeah. Hello? Hello?
Everything's going
round and round, Ma.
Yes, I know. I know.
You go to sleep now.
We'll talk this over
in the morning.
Oh.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I know you are, kid,
and I'm sorry, too,
if I hurt you.
It's just that
we love you so much
that we intend
to make a man out of you,
even if we have
to murder you first.
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