There's No Business Like Show Business Page #6
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- 1954
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Help yourself.
Won't bother me.
It'll bother me,
but I like it.
OK, Mac.
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature's rising,
it isn't surprising
She's certainly...
Hold it.
Wait a second.
Hold it, fellas. Hold it.
This is terrible.
Terrible?
No, you don't understand.
You can't
use that song.
We're using it.
We have new costumes
and new arrangements.
Well, it's all set.
It's a big number.
You're joking.
I wish I was.
But Heat Wave's
my big number, too.
It is?
What are
we going to do?
My whole act's
built around it.
I have boys
working with me...
but of course,
you're the headliners,
so I guess it's out.
I'll just have to cancel
and go back
to New York.
No, you can't do that.
What about us?
What about all the things
we're gonna do together?
But, Tim,
what else can I do?
It puts me
in a terrible spot.
Well...
I'll tell you what,
forget about it.
Forget the whole thing.
You go right ahead.
It's your number. There are
lots of things we can do.
We'll work something out.
I'll go talk to the family.
I'll see you later.
I hope so.
And thank you.
Yeah.
I'll see you later.
Whew. That was close.
He had me worried.
Not me. I never had
a moment's doubt.
Gentlemen, the winner
and new champion.
Wow!
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature's rising,
it isn't surprising
She certainly can
Can-can
She started a heat wave
By letting her seat wave
In such a way that
the customers say that
She certainly can
Can-can
Gee, gee
Her anatomy
Makes the mercury
Zoom
To 93
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The way that she moves
that thermometer proves
That she certainly can
What's your name, honey?
Pablo.
Certainly can
Chico.
Certainly can
Miguelito.
Pablo
Chico
Miguelito
Ahh! Can-can
Pablo
It say here under
Weather report
It say
A front of warm air
is moving in from
Where?
Jamaica
Moderately high
barometric pressure
Will cover
the, uh, Northeast and
Where else?
The deep South
Small danger of
What?
Fruit frost
Hot and humid nights
can be expected
St. Vincent, 95
Guadeloupe, 97
Santo Domingo, 99
Martinique
105
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical
Heat wave
The temperature's rising
It isn't surprising
He certainly can
Can
I started this heat wave
By
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And in such a way that
The customers say that
I certainly can
Can-can
Gee, gee, gee...
It's easy to see
why he did it.
Ow!
Makes the mercury
Rise to
93
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical, tropical
heat wave
The way that I move
that thermometer proves
She certainly
Certainly,
certainly can
I certainly, certainly,
certainly can
Can-can
Yeah? Then
what happened?
Then after Lew Harris bought
my contract from Eddie,
he sent me out on the road
for a few seasons.
He told me I had
an awful lot to learn
and I talked as if I had
marshmallows in my mouth.
Ha. I liked it.
It was different.
Yes, like green hair.
Yeah.
It's lovely.
You know,
I never thought
anything like this
could ever happen
to me.
Well, anyway...
I guess Lew thinks
I'm ready now.
He's planning to build
a whole new revue
around me next season
on Broadway.
I'd like to build
something around you:
A barbed-wire fence.
Where do you think
we should go
on our honeymoon?
What?
I think we oughta
stay right here.
Then we wouldn't waste
all that time traveling,
and, besides,
they tell me the rainy
season's coming on.
I really have to go, Tim.
It's getting late.
Why don't we get
a sandwich at the hotel?
I'm hungry.
We just had spaghetti
at the other place.
You bought me
breadsticks, remember?
Huh? Yeah. I forgot.
Well, when we're married,
we won't eat out.
We'll bake
our own breadsticks.
Grow our own wheat?
Sure. With a large family,
you gotta cut corners.
Just how large a family
are you planning?
Oh, quartet:
Baritone, tenor,
soprano, alto.
You like the script so far?
You left out
a very important part:
The menace.
Oh, we don't need one.
We'll keep it
light and airy.
What if your heroine
is a career woman,
gonna fight her way to
the top, no matter what?
Then I'll clear
the path for her.
Why, I'm...
trustworthy,
loyal, helpful,
friendly, courteous,
kind, obedient,
cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean,
and reverent,
and we could
start a fire
without rubbing
two sticks together.
What do you say, baby?
Don't call us.
We'll call you.
Good night, Tim.
Is that all?
Good night.
Oh, I forgot to return
your breadstick.
I'm awfully sorry.
I'll forgive you.
Good night.
Is that still all?
Tim, I had
a wonderful evening.
I like you very much.
I hope you ask me out
again sometime.
And if you want
to kiss me good night...
Mm-hmm.
Good night.
A man chases a girl
Until she catches him
He runs after a girl
Until he's caught
He fishes for a girl
Until she's landed him
It all comes out exactly
the way she thought
Uncertain
He tags along behind
Uncertain
Till she
makes up his mind
A man chases a girl
until she catches him
But don't run too fast
while you are saying no
And once
you've caught him
Don't ever let him go
A man chases a girl
Vicky:
Untilshe catches him
He runs after a girl
Until he's caught
He fishes for a girl
Until she's landed him
It all comes out
Exactly the way
she thought
Once you've got him
Don't ever let him
Once you've got him
Don't ever let him
Once you've got him
Don't let him go
"Well, Mom, Latin and I are
finally on speaking terms,
"and I am not as worried
"about the final
examinations now
"as I was a month ago.
"However, I'll be grateful
for all the help I can get,
"so please light
a candle for me.
"Please light
four candles for me.
"I miss you all very much.
"Love, Steve.
"Pax vobiscum.
That's Latin
for "peace be with you."
Let me see that.
You know, it
wouldn't surprise me
if he was top man
in his class.
Morning, Pop.
Morning, Mom.
Would you like
to try
that entrance again?
See, I'm your father.
This lady happens
to be your mother.
Leave him alone, Terry.
He hasn't got anything
straight for two weeks.
What's up?
Let him eat.
He needs his strength.
I'll get it.
Hello.
Yes, he's here.
That girl who steals
everybody's material
wants to talk to you.
Shh!
She'll hear you.
Good. Maybe she'll
give me back my song.
Hello, Vicky.
How are you
this morning?
Hmm?
Yeah, it's me.
No, really.
No... no... no... no,
there's
nothing wrong.
It's just... yeah.
Yeah, capacity.
Standing room only.
No, I haven't
had a chance
to tell them yet.
I... I... I...
Excuse me.
Wait just a minute,
will ya, Vicky?
Excuse me, Mother.
Uh, excuse me.
You know something?
I think they're married.
Married? Who?
Tim and that girl.
Didn't you hear him?
"I haven't had a chance
to tell them yet."
What else could it be?
No, no, no.
What do you mean,
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