This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody Page #7

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Oh, give it a rest, Leah.

The worst is over.

He'll be alright.

I gave him some morphine,

but his body temperature

will burn it off soon.

I'll come back to set up a drip.

Thank you.

He's asking for you.

Hey, Jake.

Hey.

I was worried about you.

You were worried about me?

Yeah.

I guessed Edward would read my thoughts.

Was he hard on you?

He wasn't even mad at me.

Or you.

Well, damn.

He's better than I thought.

He's not playing a game.

Right.

Bella...

He's not as perfect as you think.

I know who he is.

I must not talk about that.

I'd rather get all the rebreaking

done at once.

At least I know I did everything I could.

Wasn't easy making you

admit your feelings for me.

I only fought them, because I know

they wouldn't change anything.

I'm exactly right for you,

Bella.

It would be as easy as breathing with me.

You know I love you.

You know how much I wish it was enough.

Should I come back?

I need some time.

But I'll always be waiting.

Untill my heart stops beating.

Maybe even then.

August thirteenth?

- Yeah.

it's a month before my birthday.

I don't need to be

another year older than you.

Alice said she can get

the wedding together by then.

I'm sure she can.

There's no rush.

I've chosen my life.

I want to start living it.

And so, you're gonna let Alice

plan the whole thing?

Yeah.

Dress, the reception,

the guest list...

I mean, who knows

who she's gonna invite?

Does it matter?

I just don't know why you're doing this.

What? The wedding?

You're trying to make everyone else happy.

But you're already giving away too much.

You're wrong.

This wasn't a choice

between you and Jacob.

It was between who I should be

and who I am.

I've always felt out of step.

Like literally,

stumbling through my life.

I'm never felt normal.

Because I'm not normal.

I don't wanna be.

I've had to face death...

...and loss and pain,

in your world.

But, I've also never felt stronger...

...more real, more...

my self.

Because it's my world, too.

It's where I belong.

So, it's not just about me.

No, sorry.

I've made a mess trying

to figure all this out, but...

I wanna do it right.

And I wanna tie my self to you,

in every way humanly possible.

Starting with a wedding.

Actually...

Something,

a little more difficult first.

And maybe even dangerous.

We have to tell Charlie.

It's highly dangerous.

It's a good thing you're bulletproof.

I'm gonna need that ring.

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