This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof Page #6
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- 2011
- 151 min
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If we don't get more,
we're not getting published.
I gots plenty stories,
Miss Skeeter.
Just write them down
and invent the maid that said it.
You're already making up names.
Just make up the maids, too.
We're not gonna do that.
That would be wrong.
Don't give up on this, Miss Skeeter.
It wouldn't be real.
They Killed my son.
He fell carrying two-by-fours
at the mill.
Truck run over him, crushed his lung.
Aibileen.
That white foreman threw his body
on back of a truck.
Drove to the colored hospital...
...dumped him there and honked the horn.
There was nothing they could do,
so I brought my baby home.
Laid him down on that sofa right there.
He was just 24 years old, Miss Skeeter.
Best part of a person's life.
Anniversary of his death comes...
...every year, and I can't breathe.
But to y'all, it's just
another day of bridge.
You stop this...
...everything I wrote, he wrote,
everything he was is gonna die with him.
I am just honored
to be hosting Elizabeth's shower.
Doesn't she look glowing, everybody?
Yes, she does!
Honey, you hold on to it,
to the bitter end.
- I'll try.
- Well, congratulations.
I'm hungry, Mommy.
She's always hungry.
You know she can hear you, Elizabeth.
I'll cut you
a piece of cake, baby. Go on, now.
Aibileen, are you enjoying your new
bathroom over at Elizabeth's'?
Nice to have your own.
Isn't it, Aibileen?
Yes, ma'am. And I thank you.
Separate, but equal.
That's what Ross Barnett says,
and you can't argue with the governor.
Well, certainly not in Mississippi,
the birthplace of modern-day government.
Hey, Miss Skeeter.
Can I get you something?
No, thanks.
Yule Mae, I wanted to talk to you
about something.
I already know what you're gonna ask,
Miss Skeeter.
Minny and Aibileen already did.
I'm trying to get my boys
off to college.
It's worthwhile what
y'all are doing, but...
...but my boys are worth more.
I understand.
What do you understand, Skeeter?
Yule Mae was just saying how excited she
is that her boys are going to college.
Did you also ask Miss Skeeter
if you could borrow money?
Of course not.
I'm gonna put Billy down for his nap.
Excuse me.
Come on, baby.
Skeeter, are you intentionally not
putting my initiative in the newsletter?
No, not at all. I just have been
really busy with Mama.
I know.
I know, you must be so worried
about your mother, but...
I'm worried about you.
Reading this stuff?
Believe it or not, there are real
racists in this town.
If the wrong person caught you
with anything like that,
you'd be in serious trouble.
I'll be on the lookout.
Put my initiative in the newsletter.
OK?
Skeeter, get up!
- No! What?
- We've got to get dressed.
What's wrong?
Don't panic. Don't panic.
There's a particularly tall and very
handsome man named Stuart here for you.
Oh, God.
Oh, mother.
You would not like him. Trust me.
He's a drunken a**hole.
Love and hate are two horns on the same
goat, Eugenia, and you need a goat.
Put that on. Hurry!
Look, I know it was a few weeks back,
but I came to say I'm sorry
for the way I acted.
Who sent you, William or Hilly?
Neither.
Hilly. But I wanted to come, OK.
I was rude, and I've been
thinking about it a lot.
- Well, I haven't. So you can just go.
- Goddamn it!
I told Hilly I wasn't ready to go out on
any date. Wasn't even close to ready.
I was engaged last year. She ended it.
I'm sure she did.
It's not like that.
I'm not always a jerk.
We had been dating since we were 15,
and you know how it is.
Actually, I don't. I've never really
dated anyone before.
Ever?
Ever.
All right, I, uh...
Well, that must be it, then.
- What?
- You, Skeeter.
I've never met a woman that says
exactly what she's thinking.
- Well, I got plenty to say.
- Yeah, I'll bet you do.
You make me laugh, smile.
Would you like to come
have dinner with me?
We could talk. I could actually
listen to you this time.
I can't think of anything worse.
I understand, and I'm sorry.
That's what
I came here to say, and I said it.
Just give me a minute.
Let me get my sweater.
Not a big fan of oysters, huh?
Oysters are a vehicle
for crackers and ketchup.
Well, here's to new beginnings.
Mm.
You're disgusting.
You've already made that pretty clear.
And just so you know,
the boys caught me reading
your Miss Myrna column
on the rig the other day.
Really? You read them?
All of them.
Very informative, too.
I had no idea that ground egg shells
got grease out of clothes.
Well, I do my homework.
You're a good writer, Skeeter.
Thank you.
I want to be a journalist.
Or maybe a novelist. Or maybe both.
I like that.
You're really smart. And pretty.
Skeeter.
I hope you get to write something
really good.
Something you believe in.
Hello?
What? I'm coming!
Aibileen! Come on. We have to go
help Hilly. Right now!
Oh! You're trespassing!
It's Skeeter!
She put it in the newsletter.
Oh, my God.
I specifically said,
"Drop old coats at my house. "
Not commodes!
Why would she do this to me?
I don't know. I don't Know, Hilly.
It's so embarrassing.
Oh, Lord.
I go potty, Mommy.
No! Mae Mobley!
You get off of that toilet!
- You will catch diseases, you hear me?
- Mommy!
You will catch diseases
on those toilets.
You is kind, you is smart,
you is important.
Don't shop for anything
on Capitol Street.
Let's let the merchants down on
Capitol Street feel the economic pinch.
Let me say this to you.
I had one merchant to call me,
and he said,
"I want you to know that I've
talked to my national office today,
and they want me to tell you that we
don't need n*gger business. "
These are stores that help to support
the White Citizens' Council,
the council that is dedicated to keeping
you and I second-class citizens.
Mama!
Don't encourage them like that.
- That is national news.
- I won't have it!
You understand?
How you doing, Miss Clark?
All right, Henry.
Thank you. How you doing?
If God is willing, Miss Clark.
If God is willing.
That's good.
- Yeah.
- That's good.
What's going on out there, mister?
Colored people off.
The rest of you,
let me know where you're going.
I'll get you close as I can.
What happened?
I don't know. Some n*gger got shot.
- Where you headed?
- Woodrow Wilson.
Woodrow Wilson. All right.
- You gonna be all right, Miss Clark?
- I'll be all right. You go on now.
- You want me to walk you?
- No, thank you. I'll be all right.
You have a good night.
Which way you going?
We View this as a cold,
brutal, deliberate...
...killing in a savage,
uncivilized state.
There is no state with a record that
approaches that of Mississippi
in inhumanity murder, brutality
and racial hatred.
It is absolutely at the bottom
of the list.
Fifteen minutes past midnight,
Evers got out of his car beside his home
in a Negro residential area.
In a vacant lot about 40 yards away
a sniper fired a single shot from a
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