Todo sobre 'Los amantes pasajeros'

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Everything that happens in this film...

is fiction and fantasy...

and bears no relation to reality.

I'M SO EXCITED!

Oh, God, I'm so sorry!

Are you all right?

Are you two OK?

What happened?

The cases fell off

when I was trying to avoid him.

Sh*t! Where's my phone?

Who looks at their phone

in the middle of the runway?

Are you crazy?

Here, clean yourself up.

- Are you all right, Jessi?

- I feel really queasy.

- You don't look well.

- Recently I get queasy over nothing.

You do?

Why didn't you say anything?

Maybe you're pregnant.

Jessi... Is that true?

It's very early, Leon.

I'm only two months.

Two months?

Why didn't you tell me?

- It's the doctor's fault.

- What doctor?

- He asked if the baby was wanted.

- Very wanted.

That's what I told him.

I said:
"We've been trying for years".

He said:

"Don't tell him yet, it's too soon".

I said:
"My husband will notice".

Didn't you notice anything?

I noticed

that your tits were bigger, but...

And all the eggs I eat every morning?

When did I ever eat so many eggs?

It's true, you're eating lots of eggs.

Do you mind if I go to the infirmary

before I bleed to death?

Yes, let's get you to the infirmary.

You, keep on tweeting!

And put the cases back on the truck.

I... am...

bleeding...

to death!

- Request taxi.

- Peninsula 2549, ready to taxi.

Peninsula 2549, permission to taxi.

Peninsula 2549,

permitted to taxi to holding position.

- Right clear.

- Left clear. OK, let's go.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Joserra...

Chief Steward on Peninsula Flight 2549

to Mexico City.

Please, pay attention.

We are about to demonstrate

the safety features on this aircraft.

Observe that there are eight exit doors...

four on each side of the plane.

Each one is marked with the word "Exit".

In front of your seats

and along the aisle floor...

there are lights which will go on

in case of emergency...

showing the evacuation route.

All the emergency exits,

including the windows over the wings...

GUADIANA BANK:

INTERVENTION IMMINEN THE YEAR'S TOP TEN

FINANCIAL SCANDALS

...under your seats...

but should not be taken out

unless they are required.

Each life vest is in a pouch.

To remove it,

tug on the protruding red tape...

and to open the pouch pull firmly on it,

as indicated on the pouch.

Once the pouch is open,

pull out the life vest and shake it.

To put on the life vest,

slip it over your head...

pass the strap behind your waist...

and attach it to the buckle...

pulling tightly to adjust it.

To inflate it,

tug firmly on the red plastic toggle.

You can also inflate it

by blowing through the tube.

The life vest should never

be inflated inside the aircraft.

AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER

Ulloa!

- Take it easy!

- I wasn't thinking. Habit.

Norma keeps looking this way.

- Ulloa, go and distract her.

- She doesn't like me, you go.

Me? I can't.

- I have to pray.

- It hasn't helped you much.

It's helped me a lot, and you too.

Me? How?

Where would you be now

without my prayers?

What did you pray for?

That you'd give up drink, drugs

and dark rooms, that's what.

The only pleasures in life!

Why not pray for a husband for me?

I did, but with your temper it isn't easy.

Didn't you pray for me, Fajas?

You haven't got any problems.

You think not?

Of course, you've given up drink

and you've got a husband who loves you.

Hello.

You smell of tequila!

- I only had a drop.

- Joserra, not today!

I'm trying, Alex.

- What about the passengers?

- Norma keeps looking at us.

She's furious because

she can't watch movies or use the phone.

You should explain

the technical problem better.

- I don't know how to.

- What about me?

I'm trying to avoid them!

- If they ask, make something up.

- I can't!

You know I can't lie.

- Shall I go back to...?

- No!

Don't go into detail.

- Tell them some technical stuff.

- For me, technical stuff is a kind of lie.

- Give me a break!

- Please, let's not start!

Shall I go back to the Pact?

Right.

They have to be kept

entertained and distracted.

And you do that better than anyone,

without any technical stuff.

Just entertain them the way you know.

Today, I don't know.

- Well, what do you want to drink?

- Wine.

- Tea. And you're not to drink.

- Shut up!

Have you spoken to Control again?

Yes.

- Any news?

- Yes.

- And?

- It's best if you don't know.

And the runway?

Still no news.

Well, wine and tea.

- And don't drink!

- Shut up!

- Hello!

- Miss, you can't come in here.

- Is anything wrong?

- No, but please leave.

Everyone in Economy Class is asleep.

The stewardesses gave them

a muscle relaxant...

because of Economy Class Syndrome.

That knocked them out.

- The stewardesses are out cold too.

- The poor things are exhausted.

If you need anything,

my colleagues will be happy to serve you.

I'm sensitive. I've got powers.

What... do you mean?

I sense things that other people don't.

And I feel this is going to be

a very special day for everyone.

What do you feel exactly?

Last night I dreamed

my life was going to change...

and this morning I knew it.

Don't ask me how, but I knew it.

You knew what?

Something very big

is going to happen on this flight...

and it will affect all of us.

Why didn't you say something

before you boarded?

Because sometimes people think I'm mad!

Unless the thing is very clear

and I'm very sure...

I never say anything.

Would you mind telling us

exactly what you felt?

As soon as I got up...

I felt that today...

I'd stop being a virgin.

- You're still a virgin?

- Yes.

When men find out I've got powers,

they back off.

And I am a really easy catch,

but it's no use!

Yes, but apart from that,

did you feel anything else?

Yes.

I'm visualizing...

I'm looking for sensations...

Yes, I'm feeling...

I feel...

that we were arriving

at a place that was...

white!

Like a cloud.

A place where we were all better

and lies didn't exist.

That's really corny!

- I saw human blood too.

- Blood?

Is someone going to die?

No. I didn't say that.

But there will be blood.

I'll get your drinks.

I'd forgotten about them.

Joserra, bring tequila instead of wine.

Good idea, tequila.

Fajas, one tea.

Norma wants to make an official complaint.

- She has to do it in writing.

- She wants an official form.

She says with plain paper

we'll just wipe our asses with it.

And she's right!

There's something else.

The Groom...

- Every time he sees me, he winks.

- Isn't he asleep?

Yes, the rest of the time...

but when I appear in the aisle

it's like he detects me...

he opens one eye and he winks.

No, no, it's really extraordinary.

What's extraordinary

is what I have in the cockpit.

A crazy woman came in

and said she's a psychic.

Then she contacted the beyond

through Alex and Benito's crotches...

and she says that something

very big will happen on this trip...

and affect all of us.

She was talking about me.

Something very big

that'll affect all of us.

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